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How do I get my wife pregnant in skyrim?

My character is argonian, and I married some random dark elf mage. I went to bed with her numerous times, but I don't see any signs that I am getting her pregnant. so I made the assumption that perhaps we both have to go to bed naked. So I took all my character's clothes off (except for his loincloth, which never comes off.) Then I tried to take her clothes off by selecting the "I need to trade something" dialogue option, only it wouldn't let me take her clothes off. So anyway, I asked her to follow me, then I lead her to the bed and slept. Only to wake up and see her still staring at me. So then I ordered her to sleep in the bed, but she wouldn't stay in it. Finally, I waited until night time when she got sleepy and go into the bed, then I joined her. I woke up the next morning and nothing special happened, other than the usual speech bonus. How do I get her pregnant? Does it not work between two different races? [Edited on 11.21.2011 6:38 PM PST]
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  • Girls don't even want to marry me on Skyrim... JK GIRLS MARRY ME ALL THE TIME ON FACEBOOK. I'm such a ladies man.

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  • Waiting for the inevitable sex mod is your only option.

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  • shove a fetus down her throat.

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  • Actually, you made 3 "typos" in a row on the same text. [Edited on 11.21.2011 6:48 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sheriff Woody [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang Where did I say anything about this being the sims? Wow, you guys are morons! hahahaha![/quote] Go back too school.[/quote] Oh, the irony.[/quote] Go back too school. Seriously though, I made one freckin typo.[/quote] What's a "freckin"?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang Where did I say anything about this being the sims? Wow, you guys are morons! hahahaha![/quote] Go back too school.[/quote]Says the guy who can't spell "to". You really are a dumbass! hahahahahah!![/quote] Go back too school.[/quote] Irony.

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  • You have to reverse-pickpocket the fetus into her womb.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang Where did I say anything about this being the sims? Wow, you guys are morons! hahahaha![/quote] Go back too school.[/quote]Says the guy who can't spell "to". You really are a dumbass! hahahahahah!![/quote] Go back too school.[/quote]Your retarded. Its go back two school.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sheriff Woody [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang Where did I say anything about this being the sims? Wow, you guys are morons! hahahaha![/quote] Go back too school.[/quote] Oh, the irony.[/quote] Go back too school. Seriously though, I made one freckin typo.

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  • HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH!! Best. Thread. Ever.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang Where did I say anything about this being the sims? Wow, you guys are morons! hahahaha![/quote] Go back too school.[/quote]Says the guy who can't spell "to". You really are a dumbass! hahahahahah!![/quote] Go back too school.

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  • Well, seeing as Skyrim doesn't allow women to get pregnant, I'm afraid you'll just have to kidnap a child.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Sang Where did I say anything about this being the sims? Wow, you guys are morons! hahahaha![/quote] Go back too school.

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  • Where did I say anything about this being the sims? Wow, you guys are morons! hahahaha!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JustAnotherName [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OoCarpetoO Mods[/quote] This actully. Maybe you could even get an un-blurred dark elf on argonian action mod.[/quote]I saw stuff like that on r34.booru.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great This isn't The Sims[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OoCarpetoO Mods[/quote] This actully. Maybe you could even get an un-blurred dark elf on argonian action mod.

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  • Suprise Bettsecks

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  • That's just creepy, go play fable.

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