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9/14/2011 12:11:50 AM
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There Is A Pencil Stuck Up My Ass.
All i wanted was to see what it felt like. sometimes a 14 year old gets bored and wants to know what its like to have something stuck up your ass, dont you guys? i didnt use my finger cause thats gross, but now i put an hb pencil in, it got sucked up my ass now i cant get it out!!
ive tried squeezing it but it wont come out, luckily the end isnt sharp!
what shall i do flood?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeXXXpie 10/10[/quote] More like 4/10 I would say.
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10/10
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cycle22 A #2 pencil should do the trick. CWATIDIDTHAR[/quote]looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KRein12 Nuke your ass from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.[/quote]
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Fist urself
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf what happens if i push it in deeper?[/quote] Assception[/quote] Lmao
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Blame the hormones!
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A #2 pencil should do the trick. CWATIDIDTHAR
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Pics or it didn't happen. You must draw the picture.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf All i wanted was to see what it felt like. sometimes a 14 year old gets bored and wants to know what its like to have something stuck up your ass, dont you guys? i didnt use my finger cause thats gross, but now i put an hb pencil in, it got sucked up my ass now i cant get it out!! ive tried squeezing it but it wont come out, luckily the end isnt sharp! what shall i do flood?[/quote] Fart
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when in doubt google it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Noob Eater1053 I'm 14 and I don't stuff pencils up my butt... um, I would try putting a second pencil in to hopefully push the first on out. Then just, reapeat the step over and over agian![/quote] youve never stuck anything up your ass? :/
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And thus the long trail of relentless embarrassment begins.
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Boner achieved.
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[i]You need to go deeper[/i] [quote][i]You[/i][/quote] Now leave The Flood alone, we were grazing.
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I'd place bets that most of the flood is thinking 'Of all the things... A PENCIL!?'
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1.) Spit in your hand 2.) Massage yourself 3.) Relax 4.) Get hemorrhoids and -blam!- fissures because you're a dumbass.
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The best thing to do at this stage is to set the pencil on fire.
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Get it out with a bigger pencil.
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I'm 14 and I don't stuff pencils up my butt... um, I would try putting a second pencil in to hopefully push the first on out. Then just, reapeat the step over and over agian!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf shall i use my moms supply of lube to ease its way out?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf shall i use my moms supply of lube[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf my moms supply of lube[/quote] ...WTF?[/quote] LOLOLOL
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf shall i use my moms supply of lube to ease its way out?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf shall i use my moms supply of lube[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf my moms supply of lube[/quote] ...WTF?[/quote] Never had a post that literally made me laugh out loud. Well done, sir.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf what happens if i push it in deeper?[/quote] Assception[/quote] 10/10
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf shall i use my moms supply of lube to ease its way out?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf shall i use my moms supply of lube[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf my moms supply of lube[/quote] ...WTF?
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Troll is successful. /thread
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Kids these days...
