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9/13/2011 12:14:23 AM
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How to create your very own fleshlight using only 3 items!
It's very simple; all you need are rubber gloves, a small towel and lube. Fold the towel in half, and place a glove a few inches away from the end. Roll it up, and fold the rim of the glove around the towel. Then apply lube and fap away! But try not to make it too tight, it's better with a little bit of space.
Yes I know I'm going to be banned HARD for this. But I just had to share it. It's such useful information! I only hope that as many of you as possible hear my message before I'm taken down.
[Edited on 09.12.2011 4:20 PM PDT]
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Replace the towel with sandpaper and I can confirm it works.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ulquiorra Cifer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DngerlyAwkwrd Dude. You're fired.[/quote]lol[/quote]
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Fleshlight? What the fu... *goes to google* Oh, okay. I see nothing wrong here. :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RomanGladiator17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ulquiorra Cifer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DngerlyAwkwrd Dude. You're fired.[/quote]lol[/quote] Why would you need this contraption Donald when you are one of the wealthiest men on the planet? [/quote] I suppose I don't, but this knowledge can be of grave importance to those among us lacking whore money.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ulquiorra Cifer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DngerlyAwkwrd Dude. You're fired.[/quote]lol[/quote] Why would you need this contraption Donald when you are one of the wealthiest men on the planet?
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I thought this said make your own flashlight!!!!!!!!!!!! locklocklocklock
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZantKiller1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scat Aren't most gloves hard? Wouldn't that hurt? Or do you mean a rubber glove?[/quote] He obviously meant a gauntlet. [/quote] Sorry, fixed that. Yes I meant rubber glove, lol
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read the title as "how to create your very own flashlight using only 3 items" [url=http://www.myfacewhen.com/32/]MFW I realized the truth[/url]
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Here is a much better custom Flashlight made with just one item... A relationship.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scat Aren't most gloves hard? Wouldn't that hurt? Or do you mean a rubber glove?[/quote] He obviously meant a gauntlet.
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Haha. I actually laughed at this.
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If only you could aim this innovation toward trying to get a real girl. Its not hard trust me
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OP... Get a life.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DngerlyAwkwrd Dude. You're fired.[/quote]lol
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Aren't most gloves hard? Wouldn't that hurt? Or do you mean a rubber glove?
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Dude. You're fired.
