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9/13/2011 12:10:14 AM
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Awkward Boner stories
Never really had an awkward situation. For everyone who goes to homecoming any awkward stories or anything?
Also lock if against rules.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eraseme [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SatanicWarMaster I'm always afraid i'm going to have a boner in my sleep so I put extra blankets over my you know what. [/quote] which raises the question [i]why is someone watching you in your sleep?[/i][/quote] his psycho ex regularly breaks into his house and lies next to him naked.
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i regularly wake up with one so it's not as embarrassing anymore. worse time- i was at the gym doing deadlifting, when i picked the bar up awkwardly and dropped it, the sudden rush of blood gave me a boner. i haven't been back to that gym since
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I'm in cross country, and i was sitting down relaxing and my friend at the time (now girl friend ^.^) lauren tells me she was gonna sit on my lap because all the chairs were taken. Well... all the girls wear short spandex for running and her body was rubbing on my junk, so i got hard and well she was surprised, but ok with it, she told me to calm my mind lol.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SatanicWarMaster I'm always afraid i'm going to have a boner in my sleep so I put extra blankets over my you know what. [/quote] which raises the question [i]why is someone watching you in your sleep?[/i] [Edited on 09.12.2011 4:40 PM PDT]
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This is why I wear jeans.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blabbytaco [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheZombie19 Flip it under your bands/underwear waist band secretly. /thread.[/quote]figured that trick a year ago :)[/quote] its called "top-shelfing it" it saves the lives of countless teenagers every year. [Edited on 09.12.2011 4:38 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SatanicWarMaster I'm always afraid i'm going to have a boner in my sleep so I put extra blankets over my you know what. [/quote] That's why I sleep with a blanket. :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheZombie19 Flip it under your bands/underwear waist band secretly. /thread.[/quote]figured that trick a year ago :)
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I'm always afraid i'm going to have a boner in my sleep so I put extra blankets over my you know what.
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I took my friends food and then ran away, then I walked into the wrong locker room. It was a beautiful sight, best part is I didn't even get in much trouble. Not even on topic but watever
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I usually tuck it into the waistband, in case I wake up with morning glory.
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I used to hang wash cloths on my morning erection.
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Can't really think of any.....that's weird, I thought I had one too.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TKO xPREDATORx One time, right when I'm about to take a piss, I get a boner. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-[/quote] Thanks for teh lulz.
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Flip it under your bands/underwear waist band secretly. /thread.
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One time, right when I'm about to take a piss, I get a boner. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sanctimonious Girlfriend wants to sit on my lap (I had a blanket, it was cold, she wanted to share), I say no for obvious reason, she ignores me. My friend told me a funnier one that happened to him: He was at his cousin's house, sleeping on the couch, and his cousin came in to sit down in the dark, wearing only panties, not knowing he was there. He had wood, she sat down, and derp.[/quote] YOU SELFISH BASTARD! xD
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sanctimonious Girlfriend wants to sit on my lap (I had a blanket, it was cold, she wanted to share), I say no for obvious reason, she ignores me. My friend told me a funnier one that happened to him: He was at his cousin's house, sleeping on the couch, and his cousin came in to sit down in the dark, wearing only panties, not knowing he was there. He had wood, she sat down, and derp.[/quote]LOL!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sanctimonious Girlfriend wants to sit on my lap (I had a blanket, it was cold, she wanted to share), I say no for obvious reason, she ignores me. My friend told me a funnier one that happened to him: He was at his cousin's house, sleeping on the couch, and his cousin came in to sit down in the dark, wearing only panties, not knowing he was there. He had wood, she sat down, and derp.[/quote] That would hurt lol. Also what did your gf do?
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Some "not-straight" guy got a boner in the shower when some guys were around him. The reactions were priceless. EDIT: This was in my school locker room. [Edited on 09.12.2011 4:16 PM PDT]
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Girlfriend wants to sit on my lap (I had a blanket, it was cold, she wanted to share), I say no for obvious reason, she ignores me. My friend told me a funnier one that happened to him: He was at his cousin's house, sleeping on the couch, and his cousin came in to sit down in the dark, wearing only panties, not knowing he was there. He had wood, she sat down, and derp.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Zer0stryker Wear compression shorts and you'll be fine.[/quote]I actually do this. It's good advice.
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My boner got a boner.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK inb4lockerroom[/quote]lolol OP: why you want stories about guys? O___O
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this one time in the locker room...
