We all know that Angry Birds is probably the greatest game to ever grace mobile gaming. It ranks just behind the fart app and that app that costs $10,000 on the list of greatest apps ever created. There is something so primal about launching birds into pigs.
It probably reaches back to our days as cavemen. I mean, back then it was cool to have a bird, but what good is a tiny little blue bird going to do when you have all the cave women flocking to you because you invented fire. They want to have you cave babies, but it's not going to happen with a little avian creature. So what did our ancestors do? They launched those tiny birds at pigs. It was then they that were able to harness the delicious pork products. And that's how bacon was invented.
So for crimson to be effective at all, it needs to be able to break the hold that angry birds has on the market. It needs to beat the game which tells the story of our ancestors inventing bacon so they could make sweet cave love to the cave women all night and populate the world.
So Crimson needs two things. Food and women. Those are the two most basic needs of life. We need food and we need to reproduce. Crimson must include a food greater than bacon. It will be a hard task, but I think we can do it. My personal suggestion would be [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YsE8j6OioQ]deep fried butter[/url], but we can decide that later.
Secondly we need women. Lots and lots of women. Bungie, if you're listening, I would place a call to [url=http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/p/pirates_caribbean2_060627/flip-.jpg]Keira Knightley's[/url] agent. She is definitely a 10 and she knows how to play the pirate roll. Johnny Depp in a bikini might also be a little bit of a turn on. But definition some pirates with some skin showing would be clutch.
Angry Birds set the precedent. They built a best selling game by telling the tale of our ancestors getting women with bacon. Now Crimson needs to not just follow the blueprint, but follow the blueprint x10. We need MORE delicious foods and MORE women. That's the key. Hopefully Bungie knows what they're doing.
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Honestly i think crimson steam pirates may be able to take down angry birds. ive played it and in my opinion it gets quite boring after a while and crimson steam pirates looks like theres a lot more action and therefore fun. Im not to sure if theres a story line but id imagine theres is which is something you dont always get with a mobile game. But I think it coould only take down angry birds if u could buy it not only on Ipad but other mobile devices. In the end it has a chance.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rodent777[/quote] Your opinion is terribly wrong. You kind of sound like one those people who give there opinions with a lack of facts to actually back up their opinions. [Edited on 09.18.2011 5:27 PM PDT]
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women in a bungie game??
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Crimson could beat down Angry Birds, but it doesn't appeal to the wide audience. I get bored from Angry Birds, but the only thing that gets me off Crimson is ragequitting =D
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The question was can crimson steam pirates take down angry and i stated my opinion although ive never played steam pirates i just think it would be better cuz i get bored of angry birds quite fast and it looks a lot more interesting everyone has there own opinion. [Edited on 09.18.2011 5:58 PM PDT]
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[url=http://actress.glowclick.com/katie-holmes/?pid=6056]um, katie holmes please?[/url]
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I'll just say no.
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The whole iOS environment is made for short & simple games. No-brainers, zero investment, quick scores and games. Perfect for angry birds. Pirates requires too much investment for this market.Kinda feel sorry for the developer :(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rell57 I'll just say no.[/quote]
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NO. The answer is NO.
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Never
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who knws its possible heck ive done it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Angelic tex who knws its possible heck ive done it [/quote] What?
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If it expanded past the iPad for platforms, then I'd possibly consider it, but because it doesn't, it's a solid no.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G0xx If it expanded past the iPad for platforms, then I'd possibly consider it, but because it doesn't, it's a solid no.[/quote] But it will, though?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blade246 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G0xx If it expanded past the iPad for platforms, then I'd possibly consider it, but because it doesn't, it's a solid no.[/quote] But it will, though?[/quote] Somehow I doubt it, but it's still possible.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G0xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blade246 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G0xx If it expanded past the iPad for platforms, then I'd possibly consider it, but because it doesn't, it's a solid no.[/quote] But it will, though?[/quote] Somehow I doubt it, but it's still possible.[/quote] If you are talking about it expanding to other platforms, then yes, it will. That has already been confirmed.
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Bungie's FPS's are still at the top bro.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justicemanz04 Bungie's FPS's are still at the top, bro?[/quote] Like the only one that they have actually made?
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There is no way, now angry birds has the eagle, that makes it 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better.
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We will see once it gets on Iphone.
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I would love for this game to reach the number one spot. Unfortunately, not enough people know about the game.
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Maybe...
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I was bored with angry birds after 20 mins I haven't played Crimson but it has to be better
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This is kind of off-topic, but,...why was the op banned?
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Well obviously.