We all know that Angry Birds is probably the greatest game to ever grace mobile gaming. It ranks just behind the fart app and that app that costs $10,000 on the list of greatest apps ever created. There is something so primal about launching birds into pigs.
It probably reaches back to our days as cavemen. I mean, back then it was cool to have a bird, but what good is a tiny little blue bird going to do when you have all the cave women flocking to you because you invented fire. They want to have you cave babies, but it's not going to happen with a little avian creature. So what did our ancestors do? They launched those tiny birds at pigs. It was then they that were able to harness the delicious pork products. And that's how bacon was invented.
So for crimson to be effective at all, it needs to be able to break the hold that angry birds has on the market. It needs to beat the game which tells the story of our ancestors inventing bacon so they could make sweet cave love to the cave women all night and populate the world.
So Crimson needs two things. Food and women. Those are the two most basic needs of life. We need food and we need to reproduce. Crimson must include a food greater than bacon. It will be a hard task, but I think we can do it. My personal suggestion would be [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YsE8j6OioQ]deep fried butter[/url], but we can decide that later.
Secondly we need women. Lots and lots of women. Bungie, if you're listening, I would place a call to [url=http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/p/pirates_caribbean2_060627/flip-.jpg]Keira Knightley's[/url] agent. She is definitely a 10 and she knows how to play the pirate roll. Johnny Depp in a bikini might also be a little bit of a turn on. But definition some pirates with some skin showing would be clutch.
Angry Birds set the precedent. They built a best selling game by telling the tale of our ancestors getting women with bacon. Now Crimson needs to not just follow the blueprint, but follow the blueprint x10. We need MORE delicious foods and MORE women. That's the key. Hopefully Bungie knows what they're doing.
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It could, and it also might not.
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Probably not, but you never know.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] st3althsniper22 Naked Noob still has the best threads.[/quote]
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I've never been able to see what's so great about Angry Birds. IMO, anything that happens in Crimson will beat AB.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man I've never been able to see what's so great about Angry Birds. IMO, anything that happens in Crimson will beat AB.[/quote]Angry Birds is fun lol
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It would be silly to think that Crimson could take down Angry Birds. For one, Crimson is only available as an iPad game on iOS. Angry Birds extends everywhere. Android, iOS, OSX, Chrome Browser, QNX-based Blackberry devices, Sprint Phones, WP7 etc. Angry Birds is too far integrated into everything to be so easily taken down. Crimson may be a good game but it wont be nearly as popular. It's got a pretty good chance at going relatively unnoticed.
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This may be the greatest thread of all threads ever created ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 Angry Birds is overrated and not that fun IMO. I'm hoping Crimson will take it down. [/quote] Agreed. I can't stand it.
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Crimson clearly has superior graphics, and we all know how important that is. It makes Angry Birds look like a last-generation mobile game.
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Technically, no since Crimson is free and Angry Birds is a paid app.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] golffore297 Technically, no since Crimson is free and Angry Birds is a paid app.[/quote] So people would rather pay for an app than download a free one. Hopefully you never become an economist.
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Nope, not at all.
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Angry Birds was fun. However it is time for a new era... an era of steam pirates!
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65276920]Considering it's coming out for the PC I think it will HOPEFULLY be more popular than Angry Birds.[/url] /shamelessthreadplug [Edited on 08.31.2011 4:39 PM PDT]
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[quote]coming soon for iPhone, Steam, and Android tablets.[/quote]Angry Birds is going down.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garland [quote]coming soon for iPhone, Steam, and Android tablets.[/quote]Angry Birds is going down.[/quote]Hell yeah!
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It might, it might not. Who knows? It has a good start because it was the word "Bungie" in it.
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No, it can't. Anyone can pick up Angry Birds, even dumb people. Dumb people cannot strategy game.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Irongam3r No, it can't. Anyone can pick up Angry Birds, even dumb people. Dumb people cannot strategy game.[/quote] LOL Let me guess, you play strategy games?
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I predict it's going to be a pretty successful game, and besides, from my POV, Angry Birds is getting less popular. That one game Contre Jour looks amazing, I think the right question would be, will this game take down Contre Jour? But we'll see.
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I hope it takes down angry birds its such a bad game
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Angry Birds being discussed in the Crimson forum!?! Amazing! I think it won't be as popular as Angry Birds cause it is only playable on the Ipad. Maybe under the App store for the Ipad it'll get up there, if not #1.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godzneighbor Angry Birds being discussed in the Crimson forum!?! Amazing! I think it won't be as popular as Angry Birds cause it is only playable on the Ipad. Maybe under the App store for the Ipad it'll get up there, if not #1.[/quote]Wrong, it is also on PC.
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I believe it wil take down angry birds, if it expands to the other I things
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Hopefully angry birds is overated.
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Please guys, stay on topic. We really need to be thinking about which naked women we want in this game. Brainstorm!