We all know that Angry Birds is probably the greatest game to ever grace mobile gaming. It ranks just behind the fart app and that app that costs $10,000 on the list of greatest apps ever created. There is something so primal about launching birds into pigs.
It probably reaches back to our days as cavemen. I mean, back then it was cool to have a bird, but what good is a tiny little blue bird going to do when you have all the cave women flocking to you because you invented fire. They want to have you cave babies, but it's not going to happen with a little avian creature. So what did our ancestors do? They launched those tiny birds at pigs. It was then they that were able to harness the delicious pork products. And that's how bacon was invented.
So for crimson to be effective at all, it needs to be able to break the hold that angry birds has on the market. It needs to beat the game which tells the story of our ancestors inventing bacon so they could make sweet cave love to the cave women all night and populate the world.
So Crimson needs two things. Food and women. Those are the two most basic needs of life. We need food and we need to reproduce. Crimson must include a food greater than bacon. It will be a hard task, but I think we can do it. My personal suggestion would be [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YsE8j6OioQ]deep fried butter[/url], but we can decide that later.
Secondly we need women. Lots and lots of women. Bungie, if you're listening, I would place a call to [url=http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/p/pirates_caribbean2_060627/flip-.jpg]Keira Knightley's[/url] agent. She is definitely a 10 and she knows how to play the pirate roll. Johnny Depp in a bikini might also be a little bit of a turn on. But definition some pirates with some skin showing would be clutch.
Angry Birds set the precedent. They built a best selling game by telling the tale of our ancestors getting women with bacon. Now Crimson needs to not just follow the blueprint, but follow the blueprint x10. We need MORE delicious foods and MORE women. That's the key. Hopefully Bungie knows what they're doing.
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Maybe...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMattbeast I mean Crimson can come up as a good fight against angrybirds.[/quote] Probably not. Until Crimson comes out on other iOS' and has a -blam!- load of fans, t-shirts, etc., then I would consider it.
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I mean Crimson can come up as a good fight against angrybirds.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kkrotz Obviously it beats Angry Birds.[/quote] Ahahahahahaha, Ahahahahaha! No. [Edited on 10.08.2011 9:44 PM PDT]
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Obviously it beats angry birds.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVPu7UbFC2c Check this out!!!
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NOOOOO WAAAAYYYYY!!!! ANGRY BIRDS FTW!!!!!!!!!
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I Love Both! :)
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ANGRY BIRDS IS THE BEST. [Edited on 10.07.2011 10:37 AM PDT]
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http://www.GetMyMicrosoftPoints.com/?i=217075
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I will again ask this...Why was the op banned?
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INteresting theories, yet not worthy of these forums obviously. ...keep it clean.
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Well obviously.
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This is kind of off-topic, but,...why was the op banned?
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I was bored with angry birds after 20 mins I haven't played Crimson but it has to be better
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Maybe...
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I would love for this game to reach the number one spot. Unfortunately, not enough people know about the game.
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We will see once it gets on Iphone.
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There is no way, now angry birds has the eagle, that makes it 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justicemanz04 Bungie's FPS's are still at the top, bro?[/quote] Like the only one that they have actually made?
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Bungie's FPS's are still at the top bro.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G0xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blade246 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G0xx If it expanded past the iPad for platforms, then I'd possibly consider it, but because it doesn't, it's a solid no.[/quote] But it will, though?[/quote] Somehow I doubt it, but it's still possible.[/quote] If you are talking about it expanding to other platforms, then yes, it will. That has already been confirmed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blade246 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G0xx If it expanded past the iPad for platforms, then I'd possibly consider it, but because it doesn't, it's a solid no.[/quote] But it will, though?[/quote] Somehow I doubt it, but it's still possible.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G0xx If it expanded past the iPad for platforms, then I'd possibly consider it, but because it doesn't, it's a solid no.[/quote] But it will, though?
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If it expanded past the iPad for platforms, then I'd possibly consider it, but because it doesn't, it's a solid no.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Angelic tex who knws its possible heck ive done it [/quote] What?