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8/5/2009 4:33:58 PM
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Bungie's 7 steps for World Domination

I was interested in Bungie's plan for World Domination so i checked at it at BungieWikia and here it is Part 1 Start independent gaming software company. Completed Part 2 Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform. Completed Part 3 Announce killer gaming title. Completed Part 4 Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company. Completed Part 5 Recover Ling Ling's head. Completed Part 6 Stage bloody coup of new parent company. Completed Part 7 Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot. In Progress... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What interest's me about this plan, is that it's pretty flawless. Part 4 is what i suddenly wondered. Bungie doesn't have no Chinese food company (or if they do it's under the radar of fans) so they're trying to feed us propaganda that the gaming company that brought us the greatest game series ever would only be one step away from complete World Domination! That's just evil! Also Ling Ling as it was said on BungieWikia was a Bungie employees former room-mates dog's head. That is kind of freaky O.o but after everything. Bungie is feeding us lies! What if Halo: Reach after all is just a title that will never be developed. The ODST vidmaster's would only be a prank. What if Bungie isn't even a real company? *Gasps* Discuss. P.S. i didn't find a right place to post this mods please tell me what thread this belongs in.

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