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8/20/2011 1:36:52 AM
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In Marshalltown, Iowa, it is illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant

this is a real law. How in the hell did somebody come up with that? Did horses actually eat fire hydrants? Discuss.
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaTH KNigHT 427 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaTH KNigHT 427 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 That's nothing. In Massachusetts it's illegal for a woman to be on top.[/quote] It's illegal to [i]not[/i] drink milk in Utah.[/quote]In Marlborough it is illegal to buy, sell, or posses a squirt gun. Silly string is also illegal.[/quote] In the Utah law thing, it says 'It is illegal to detonate any nuclear device,' and 'It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.' Well, no s**t, Sherlock.[/quote]You used to need a license to have a goatee. It's illegal for people to eat more than 3 sandwiches at a wake. It's also illegal to have a gorilla in the back seat of your car. It's so fun to be in Massachusetts.[/quote] They took away all the fun stuff! Now I can't take my pet gorilla to the dog park. :'(

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  • I think a lot of those silly laws were made for the lulz.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaTH KNigHT 427 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaTH KNigHT 427 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 That's nothing. In Massachusetts it's illegal for a woman to be on top.[/quote] It's illegal to [i]not[/i] drink milk in Utah.[/quote]In Marlborough it is illegal to buy, sell, or posses a squirt gun. Silly string is also illegal.[/quote] In the Utah law thing, it says 'It is illegal to detonate any nuclear device,' and 'It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.' Well, no s**t, Sherlock.[/quote]You used to need a license to have a goatee. It's illegal for people to eat more than 3 sandwiches at a wake. It's also illegal to have a gorilla in the back seat of your car. It's so fun to be in Massachusetts.

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  • Look at my horse, my horse is eating a fire hydrant OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL. [Edited on 08.19.2011 6:22 PM PDT]

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  • Most of the time stupid laws, such as that one, are created to solve only local problems in small towns but they eventually make it all the way to the state. [url=http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/pennsylvania]Pennsylvainia has some pretty funny ones too.[/url] Edit: Never mind. [url=http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york]New York[/url] has the funniest. Apparently, "Women may go topless in public," "The penalty for jumping off a building is death," and "A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket." Only in New York. [Edited on 08.19.2011 6:29 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaTH KNigHT 427 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 That's nothing. In Massachusetts it's illegal for a woman to be on top.[/quote] It's illegal to [i]not[/i] drink milk in Utah.[/quote]In Marlborough it is illegal to buy, sell, or posses a squirt gun. Silly string is also illegal.[/quote] In the Utah law thing, it says 'It is illegal to detonate any nuclear device,' and 'It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.' Well, no s**t, Sherlock.

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  • These are laws that congressman come up with for the lulz when they having nothing better to do.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai in the vatican city the age of consent is 12[/quote] I think we both know the reason for that... /jk

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeaTH KNigHT 427 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 That's nothing. In Massachusetts it's illegal for a woman to be on top.[/quote] It's illegal to [i]not[/i] drink milk in Utah.[/quote]In Marlborough it is illegal to buy, sell, or posses a squirt gun. Silly string is also illegal. [Edited on 08.19.2011 6:13 PM PDT]

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  • in the vatican city the age of consent is 12

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 That's nothing. In Massachusetts it's illegal for a woman to be on top.[/quote] It's illegal to [i]not[/i] drink milk in Utah.

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  • That's nothing. In Massachusetts it's illegal for a woman to be on top.

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  • Sec. 8.12.015. Sitting or lying down on public sidewalks in the downtown redevelopment district prohibited. (b) Except as otherwise provided in this section, no person shall sit or lie down upon a public sidewalk, or upon a blanket, chair, stool, or any other object placed upon a public sidewalk in the downtown redevelopment district, as it is defined in section 18.07.040 of the Reno Municipal Code. ....

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  • i think its in Louisiana that it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket. ice cream is fine but no cones. and in Florida you cant use parking meters for pet alligators.

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  • It may have been made because of past events. . . :0

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  • It is legal for women to be topless in public, as long as it isn't being used for a business. I love New York

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  • In NC, possession of a lotto ticket is illegal, according to the site. Must be out of date, because we have a lottery now.

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  • In Kansas, if two trains meet on the same track, one must stop until the other has passed.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Smelly_finger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wii Tard I love how people find these laws, yet can never provide a source.[/quote][url=http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/iowa]You must feel like an idiot now.[/url][/quote] The majority of the 'laws' aren't referenced, and those that are don't bring up anything in Google.

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  • [url=http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/utah]You guys think that's bad? Utah sucks.[/url]

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  • Its legal to kill a whale on sunday in ohio. OR just my town, not sure. EDIT: its really "It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday." My bad dawgs, my baad [Edited on 08.19.2011 6:04 PM PDT]

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  • There's this stupid law in California. Basically, -blam!-s and -blam!-s aren't allowed to marry one another.

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  • The lawmakers got bored.

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  • [i]Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.[/i] Makes sense to me. Why is this on the stupid law list? [i]You may not catch a fish with your hands.[/i] I'm going to jail people! I've done this lots of times! [Edited on 08.19.2011 6:00 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man Thank god they finnaly enacted this law. it was getting out of hand.[/quote] SOOOO much win.

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  • in Chicago, it's illegal to eat inside a burning building

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