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7/30/2011 7:10:35 AM
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Spy on Omegle - Best program ever.

And before you say anything it's legal because omegle has no TOS. It's a nifty little tool that lets you see other peoples omegle convos, impersonate person X when they're talking to person Z, while person X can't see it, or swap person X out for another person in mid convo. [url=http://code.google.com/p/omeglespyx/downloads/list]Link if you wanna download.[/url] PROTIP 1: When two people start cybering, swap someone out. PROTIP 2: When they start cybering make things take a turn for the worse by having person X do something insane. Keep in mind X didn't see what you said, so he is gonna be confuse. PROTIP 3: Cause fights. I think you're smart enough to know how. [url=http://www.virustotal.com/file-scan/report.html?id=3c47f38be6822375eb4e7330ce674194c5f001a46a594f28393d9cfcf2bb14bc-1312007528]VT report.[/url] WARNING: DO NOT JOIN TOO MANY CHATS, OMEGLE WILL AUTOBAN YOU THINKING YOU'RE A SPAMBOT. EXAMPLES OF SPY ON OMEGLE DONE RIGHT: [QUOTE] [22:54:27] Finding two strangers... [22:54:27] Marge connected [22:54:28] Susan connected [22:54:38] Susan: woman or man? [22:54:39] Marge: asl? [22:54:48] Marge: girl! lol [22:54:49] ((Marge)): Whatever you want me to be. ;) [22:54:59] ((Susan)): I want you. *serious face* [22:54:59] Susan: age? [22:55:14] ((Marge)): Legal. [22:55:20] Marge: how old are u? [22:55:27] ((Susan)): Old enough..... [22:55:31] Susan: 17 ;) [22:55:39] Marge: so am i [22:55:52] ((Susan)): AWWWW YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [22:55:58] Susan: what are you doing? [22:56:09] ((Marge)): You don't want to know. [22:56:10] Marge: not much ...u? [22:56:27] ((Susan)): Watching the latest episode of Cops. [22:56:35] Susan: want some company? ;) [22:56:42] ((Marge)): **** yeah! [22:56:47] Marge: haha im wachin tv to [22:56:56] ((Susan)): What show? [22:57:03] Susan: im horny ;) [22:57:14] ((Marge)): Me too.......*blushes* [22:57:19] Marge: idk i havent been paying atention [22:57:36] ((Susan)): I think it's a condition. [22:57:38] Marge: i can tell hehe ;) [22:57:39] Susan: you been fingering yourself? ;) [22:57:49] ((Marge)): A little..... [22:58:06] Marge: maybe ;) [22:58:09] ((Susan)): Like, to get the last peanut butter out of the jar? [22:58:15] Susan: sit on my face so i can eat it ;) [22:58:32] ((Marge)): What's it taste like? [22:58:42] Marge: wow u r really horny! ;) [22:58:44] ((Susan)): Peanut butter. [22:58:48] Susan: i dont know i didnt try yours yet ;) [22:58:59] ((Susan)): I'm horny for PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:59:14] ((Marge)): It tastes like peanut butter. IDK why. It's a condition. [22:59:29] Marge: yeah well im alergic haha so...:P [22:59:41] Susan disconnected [22:59:42] Marge disconnected [/QUOTE] FINAL WORD: SAVE THE THREAD, SAVE A KITTEN. [Edited on 07.30.2011 8:05 PM PDT]
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  • [06:59:16] Finding two strangers... [06:59:39] Tim connected [06:59:39] Fred connected [06:59:41] Tim: hey [06:59:41] Fred: heeyy! [06:59:42] Tim: asl? [06:59:49] Fred: female! [06:59:52] Fred: you?? [06:59:58] Tim: IMAMALEEE [07:00:01] Tim: RAWR [07:00:09] Fred: haha! [07:00:12] Fred: age? [07:00:23] Tim: im 14 hbu?? [07:00:33] Fred: im 14! [07:00:48] ((Fred)): and half ;o [07:00:51] Tim: yay! wanna play [07:01:07] Fred: wanna play wht?? [07:01:19] ((Tim)): Pin the tail on your fat ass! [07:01:31] Fred: -blam!-! [07:01:32] Tim: wanna be dirty [07:01:45] Fred: -blam!- you! [07:01:47] Fred disconnected BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AngularPlanetv2 Anyone still do this?[/quote] I do :/

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  • FINDING Two strangers still!!

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  • You realize that whole -blam!- conversation was two nerds fantasizing

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  • Anyone still do this?

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  • This was my only good one [quote] [11:21:35] Finding two strangers... [11:21:58] Jessica connected [11:21:58] Kelly connected [11:22:00] Jessica: Horny male 18 here looking for a girl to dirty talk or roleplay [11:22:03] Kelly: i'm horny [11:22:12] Jessica: female? [11:22:17] ((Kelly)): yes [11:22:18] Kelly: yup [11:22:21] Jessica: age? [11:22:25] Kelly: 19 [11:22:34] Jessica: what are you wearing right now? [11:22:51] Kelly: a black dress [11:23:04] Kelly: short black dress [11:23:05] Kelly: haha [11:23:05] Kelly: u? [11:23:20] Jessica: T-shirt and jeans [11:23:35] Jessica: You want to take that dress off? [11:23:46] ((Kelly)): maybe [11:23:59] ((Kelly)): :) [11:24:07] Kelly: if u make me hot [11:24:08] Kelly: i can [11:24:38] Jessica: Okay ;) How can I do that? [11:24:59] ((Kelly)): You know :) [11:25:04] Kelly: u should know [11:25:22] Kelly: u wanna find horny girl [11:25:23] Kelly: okay [11:25:34] Kelly: u have a horny girl right now [11:25:49] Jessica: If you were here, I would lift that dress up to your waist, and slide your panties down [11:26:28] Jessica: Then I would lay you down, and lift your legs, folding your knees up to your chest and exposing all of your -blam!- to me [11:27:05] Kelly: so tell me more [11:27:17] Jessica: Then I would lick from your ass, along your -blam!- lips and up to your -blam!- [11:27:50] Jessica: I would gently suck it into my mouth, flicking my tongue across it [11:27:50] ((Kelly)): mmmm [11:28:07] Kelly: oohhh [11:28:14] Kelly: continue please [11:28:38] Jessica: Then I would start to firmly massage it with my whole tongue [11:29:07] Jessica: At the same time, I would be tracing the crease of your -blam!- lips with my fingertips [11:29:55] ((Kelly)): ahh [11:30:00] Kelly: And after i'll lick and suck ur dick!! [11:30:00] Kelly: And i'll drink ur -blam!-.... [11:30:19] Jessica: mmm I'll have a lot for you to drink [11:30:58] ((Jessica)): My dick taste like raisins by the way [11:31:12] Kelly: i love drink -blam!- [11:31:16] Kelly: love love love [11:31:19] ((Jessica)): I dont know why [11:31:32] Jessica: Good, baby. I'll feed you a lot. [11:31:33] Kelly: cause its funny [11:32:05] ((Kelly)): Why does your -blam!- taste like grape juice? [11:32:10] Jessica: does it? [11:32:24] ((Kelly)): Yes [11:33:17] Jessica: Drink it and find out [11:33:36] ((Kelly)): It is [11:33:37] Kelly is being swapped [11:33:47] Jessica: Take that dress off now [11:33:57] Kelly connected [11:34:17] ((Kelly)): I already did [11:34:27] Kelly: HEY! [11:34:33] Jessica: what are you wearing now? [11:35:12] Kelly: :-) hi [11:35:21] Jessica: hi [11:36:00] Kelly: whats up, you always use omegle to find horny girls online lol? pig! :P [11:36:14] Jessica disconnected [11:36:14] Kelly disconnected[/quote]

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  • I don't know if I should be bragging that my trolling is the example in the OP of Spy on Omegle done right.

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  • Why do I keep getting disconnected?

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  • Its funny how many of those pervs don't know what to do when they finally run into a female.

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  • I tried. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geegs30 I'm trying to get them both to understand that there is a third party there as well. It's really hard to do. If anyone else can succeed, tell me how you did it! [/quote] [quote][00:53:51] Finding two strangers... [00:53:52] Jessica connected [00:53:52] Goerge connected [00:53:54] Jessica: Hello [00:53:55] Goerge: yoo [00:53:59] ((Goerge)): I'm Remilia Scarlet. Have you by chance seen an ice fairy by the name Cirno? [00:54:00] ((Jessica)): I'm Remilia Scarlet. Have you by chance seen an ice fairy by the name Cirno? [00:54:15] Goerge: um... [00:54:17] Jessica: No, but I seen a level 167 wizard [00:54:21] Jessica: named Camelot [00:54:31] Jessica: Master of darkness and inferno [00:54:40] Goerge: wat nerd ass game are you talkin about!? [00:54:54] Jessica: wat nerd ass game are YOU talkin about!? [00:54:58] ((Jessica)): LOL [00:55:00] ((Goerge)): LOL [00:55:06] Jessica: Same. [00:55:08] Goerge: lol...? [00:55:11] ((Goerge)): Hello, believe it or not, there are three people in this chat right now. I can impersonate which ever one of you. [00:55:13] ((Jessica)): Hello, believe it or not, there are three people in this chat right now. I can impersonate which ever one of you. [00:55:26] Jessica: Impersonate... a nerd [00:55:38] Jessica: *the nerdy one [00:55:41] ((Jessica)): It's quite fun. [00:55:42] ((Goerge)): It's quite fun. [00:55:45] Goerge: ok [00:55:50] Goerge: well who are you? [00:55:54] Jessica: Me? [00:56:04] Goerge: yeup.. [00:56:11] Jessica: The emo/goth creepy one [00:56:12] ((Jessica)): Only thing is only the other person can see my messages, NOT the person I am impersonating. [00:56:13] ((Goerge)): Only thing is only the other person can see my messages, NOT the person I am impersonating. [00:56:23] Jessica: What? [00:56:27] Jessica: Mind-blam!-, much? [00:56:31] Jessica disconnected [00:56:31] Goerge disconnected[/quote]

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  • I'm trying to get them both to understand that there is a third party there as well. It's really hard to do. If anyone else can succeed, tell me how you did it!

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  • To do it on a mac, download the one that says it has a jar file for mac users.

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  • I'm still not sure how to start it on a Mac. Is there instructions or something?

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  • i have to be the winrar here. [23:19:07] Susan connected [23:19:08] Jessica connected [23:19:10] ((Jessica)): lets sext [23:19:11] <>: hi asl [23:19:25] ((Susan)): lets sext [23:19:28] <>: u a girl? [23:19:30] Jessica: k [23:19:33] Jessica: m or f [23:19:44] Susan: m [23:19:52] ((Jessica)): f here [23:20:07] Susan: cool. hottie? [23:20:20] <>: i am also male [23:20:28] ((Jessica)): idk i dont judge myself [23:20:30] Susan: ? [23:20:40] Susan: o wanna -blam!- [23:20:46] ((Jessica)): hell yeah [23:20:49] <>: ur wish [23:21:02] Susan: lesss go [23:21:09] ((Jessica)): what are you into? [23:21:28] <>: come on [23:21:34] Susan: vag [23:21:43] ((Jessica)): so you wanna get to the point? [23:22:15] ((Jessica)): you start im not so good [23:22:35] Susan: whats yo number

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  • I forgot about this! *Goes to omelge*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CIeopatra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AngularPlanetv2 I think I got banned from Omegle :([/quote] Change your IP and you'll be k.[/quote] Thank you.

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  • Save the thread, save a kitten.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CIeopatra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AngularPlanetv2 I think I got banned from Omegle :([/quote] Change your IP and you'll be k.[/quote] And how would you go about doing that, exactly?

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  • Goddangit... Second time and teh puma made ANOTHER couple!!! >.<

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  • Does anyone else have to fill out captcha a -blam!-load? I mean, nobody will has a convo lasting longer than a minute for me, so I have to fill it out like everytime. God damn annoying!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trislin1323 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh puma LOL guys, teh puma fails at trolling. He tried to screw around with some people... He just made some China girl, and some guy from Russia love each other. XD[/quote]Its okay puma, trolling isnt everyones forte[/quote] It made teh puma sad face though... :[ He is happy for them...but still. :[

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh puma LOL guys, teh puma fails at trolling. He tried to screw around with some people... He just made some China girl, and some guy from Russia love each other. XD[/quote]Its okay puma, trolling isnt everyones forte

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  • LOL guys, teh puma fails at trolling. He tried to screw around with some people... He just made some China girl, and some guy from Russia love each other. XD

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheGreenAlloy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trislin1323 I just had my longest Omegle Conersation ever. 4+ hours and i mmade a great new friend.[/quote] *Pats Trislin on his shoulder* It's a man.[/quote]i knew that the whole time........

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  • [11:09:53] Finding two strangers... [11:09:54] Kelly connected [11:09:54] Marge connected [11:09:56] Kelly: hey [11:09:58] Kelly: asl [11:10:02] Kelly: :) [11:10:03] Marge: Hi [11:10:07] Marge: M18 [11:10:12] Kelly: f 17 [11:10:14] Kelly: from? [11:10:17] ((Marge)): im horny [11:10:22] Marge: Canada u [11:10:31] Kelly: korean [11:10:38] Kelly: im korean [11:10:39] Marge: Oh nice [11:10:41] Kelly: south [11:10:49] ((Marge)): north korea is better [11:10:51] Marge: Nice [11:10:58] ((Marge)): kim jong il is god [11:11:00] Kelly: i love justin bieber~ [11:11:03] Kelly: :) [11:11:10] Marge: Cool [11:11:13] ((Marge)): north korea is best korea [11:11:21] Kelly: -blam!- u [11:11:33] ((Marge)): you will be destroyed by north korea [11:11:45] Marge: Why did u say that

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  • EPIC

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