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7/28/2011 7:04:03 PM
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Guys, I think I'm in love with a fictional character. (MLP)
Please try not to laugh, I am being serious. I am a huge fan of My Little Pony. But my favorite character is Twilight Sparkle. She is cute, she's modest, smart, witty, and beautiful. I know how strange this must sound, but I keep having dreams about her. Not bad dreams, but good dreams.
I recently had a dream that we were both married and we loved each other very much. Now, every moment I'm awake I feel like it is a moment wasted because she isn't here by my side. I love Twilight Sparkle with all my heart and I'd die for her.
I want to hold her in my arms and stroke her beautiful purple mane. Then I'd kiss her tenderly and we would let ourselves go in the throes of love, the passions of the flesh. Her main would flutter and swish with each stroke, I'd whisper in her ear how much I love her. Then we'd reach the apex of love as I unleash myself into her nethers.
Then she'd fall asleep on my chest and I'd protect her from the dark and kiss her on the top of her head. Her mane, flowing over my bare skin and fluttering in the wind as she continues to sleep. We'd have beautiful children and I'd be a good father.
You may say that it is just a show, that she doesn't exist, but how do you know? It is very possible that she could exist in a separate universe or in another dimension. Otherwise, it would be impossible for me to feel so strongly about somebody!
What should I do?
[Edited on 07.28.2011 11:37 AM PDT]
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This is OPs problem.
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5 Replies[quote]7/28/11[/quote] Alright WHO THE FUC.K BUMPED THIS 2yr OLD THREAD
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You need help from a therapist.
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Edited by asir: 11/17/2013 6:07:45 AM[b]MMMM[/b] Who could blame you OP?
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Get help. Visit a therapist.
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Bronie. That's all I have to say....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AngrydoG I would disregard this. His account was made yesterday...[/quote] And banned today...
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I would disregard this. His account was made yesterday...
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lolol they banned m...him.
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[quote]What Did I Read[/quote] Exactly what I was thinking.
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The flood is bad at spotting trolls lookin for attention. This is obvious troll is obvious... If true....Oh God... Deleting system 32 is the only option.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Did I Read [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geoff 2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Did I Read [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geoff 2 Please this man is a troll, realize this and don't reply anymore,thanks-The man who hates trolls [/quote]For somebody who think's I'm a troll, you seem to be replying a lot.[/quote] You joined a day ago/thread[/quote]Your point?[/quote]You are an alt, a troll, a spammer, anything that is bad.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkie Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FailureAtLife001 I'm scared.... Will someone hold me?[/quote] *holds*[/quote] I feel safer now. ^-^
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I fall in love with fictional characters sometimes... Don't ask.
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You just want a topic with 1000+ replies and are willing to troll, instead of making a quality topic. It is not humanly possible to fall in love with an animal. Also you would've known about the flood, and would have an account dating back farther. Trolls create alts, you are on an alt.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geoff 2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Did I Read [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geoff 2 Please this man is a troll, realize this and don't reply anymore,thanks-The man who hates trolls [/quote]For somebody who think's I'm a troll, you seem to be replying a lot.[/quote] You joined a day ago/thread[/quote]Your point?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Did I Read [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geoff 2 Please this man is a troll, realize this and don't reply anymore,thanks-The man who hates trolls [/quote]For somebody who think's I'm a troll, you seem to be replying a lot.[/quote] You joined a day ago/thread
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Did I Read What should I do?[/quote] GET. HELP.
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2.5/10 One point for creativity, one point for making me laugh, and half a point for making it detailed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 Pony-blam!-s are so -blam!- up. Do you guys jack off to Frankie in Foster's home and wish you could bang Bubbles from PPG?[/quote] Yes and no that's illegal. (Yes.)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geoff 2 Please this man is a troll, realize this and don't reply anymore,thanks-The man who hates trolls [/quote] All you are doing is bumping, I hope you realize that.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geoff 2 Please this man is a troll, realize this and don't reply anymore,thanks-The man who hates trolls [/quote]For somebody who think's I'm a troll, you seem to be replying a lot.
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Please this man is a troll, realize this and don't reply anymore,thanks-The man who hates trolls
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And so it begins... Or has begun.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Khriistopher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What Did I Read[/quote] Your name describes my response.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 Pony-blam!-s are so -blam!- up. Do you guys jack off to Frankie in Foster's home and wish you could bang Bubbles from PPG?[/quote] wat[/quote]I...I don't get it.
