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7/25/2011 12:24:28 AM
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My washing machine is a dick.
I'm kind of in a rush tonight, so I've got to be here the exact moment my laundry is ready to be switched to the dryer.
So. I'm just chilling, waiting for mah shit to be done.
Then the washing machine is like "BOOP, your shit is done."
and I walk over to the shit and I'm like "Yes! I might actually have time to wash this shit."
And then the fucking washing machine is like "SUPRISE ASSHOLE, Boop." and starts washing mah shit again.
It's pulled this shit like five times, and the dial is only halfway.
I know I'm going to walk over to the machine again, and it's gonna be like "BOOP! Sorry Jack, I don't like washing your shit, so I'mma just dick around with you all day."
I mean, it's a fucking washing machine. How did I break the shit? There's nothing simpler than "Turn mah dial for win spin."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kil1ertomatog a) You seem mad b) that sucks man c) How does a dick wash clothes?[/quote] For its ammonia content, ancient civilizations used urine to clean their clothes.
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a) You seem mad b) that sucks man c) How does a dick wash clothes?
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Toasting in epic bread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sabre_J6 Interesting anecdote brother.. -Strokes Pubic Hair-[/quote] It's "amazing anecdote amigo" you wizard.
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My washing machine gets mad when I call her that, bloody wife.
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Interesting anecdote brother.. -Strokes Pubic Hair-
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arya Stark Any else read this as "Im washing my dick"?[/quote] Yes. And just so you all know how to get past the swearing thing, just put [] around everything. [Edited on 07.24.2011 5:15 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arya Stark Any else read this as "Im washing my dick"?[/quote] What did you come in here to discuss?
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Any else read this as "Im washing my dick"?
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rofl @ the title
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scourge9 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnearthlyJamz14 you have mistaken it for a toilet...[/quote] Are you loco in the coco? Toilets don't BOOP.[/quote] Mine does.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnearthlyJamz14 you have mistaken it for a toilet...[/quote] Are you loco in the coco? Toilets don't BOOP.
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you have mistaken it for a toilet...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slayer2142 Throsting in epic pead[/quote]
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Well here's your first problem, your washing machine is a -blam!-.
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I thought the title meant the washing machine IS HIS DICK!
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Boasting in epic dead
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Tell it the consequences will never be the same
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Does your washing machine use semen as a laundry detergent? [Edited on 07.24.2011 4:47 PM PDT]
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Anyone else read the title wrong???
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scourge9 Nobody reported this? I love you guys.[/quote] <3
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At first I'm like, hm, funny story. Then I'm like wait... he bypassed the filter.
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Nobody reported this? I love you guys.
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The timer is apparenty broken on mine. When it says it only has two minutes left, it's really about ten minutes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scourge9 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ancient_Peelo Your washing machine is a dick? Well, MY washing machine [i]has[/i] a dick![/quote] What's your favorite setting?[/quote] [i]Turbo.[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shadowknight566 Posting in Epic Thread[/quote]
