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7/15/2011 10:38:36 PM
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The Floods Beach Bar: *sips good juice*
Welcome to Good Travis,Rational Music and PolishedMETA's Beach Bar or as I like to call it,
'There's plenty of fish in the sea but none for me forever alone .jpg'.
Long title I know...
I think we are a tad bit over do for some relaxation.
Okay,let me just set the mood:
[url=http://hackingfamily.com/images/GiliAirBeachBar_CM.jpg]You walk to a bar on the beach that looks like this.[/url]
Or Better yet.
[url=http://www.findasafari.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jahazi_beach_bar_fs.jpg]This[/url]
[url=http://www.games-wallpapers.in/wallpapers/uncharted-3-victor-sullivan-1920x1200.jpg]I'm the bartender so imagine me as this guy...[/url]
I would place good music but considering the fact that the flood has allot of stress let's get the guy who did the music for modded warfail 2 to do today's music.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tzsCNLRPiQ&feature=related]Beachy enough...kind of almost got a pirate/crappy romantic comedy ring to it.Well done zimmer[/url]
Anywho, beers on the house tonight,
I think we all just need to relax here on the Flood for alittle while.
Share some stories,drink some beer/juice,play some darts and hog the pretzels.
Beer also comes with those little umbrella things that chicks love to play with for all those ladies of the Flood (you now have to ask though).
*wipes down bench*
We also have massages out back...
don't go expecting any happy endings; the women on this island are beasts...LITERALLY!
Also I am going on an adventure in my DeLorean for 5 minutes to fetch some good juice.
When this baby hits 80 miles per hour we are going to see some serious -blam!-!
Also has any one seen the new RT short?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLLKMiVL3O8[/url]
Take a look at our menu:
Entrées: :
Nachos [$5]
Garlic Bread [free]
Main Meals:
Chicken Parma [$20]
Chicken Parma [$20]
Chicken Parma [$20]
Blargtini [5$]
Dessert:
Icecream [$5 or free with a kids meal]
Sand [free]
Cake[25$]
And we all know in this bar the cake is NOT a lie...
Drink menu:
Beer [free]
Good Juice
Evil Juice
Epic Juice
Troll Juice
Neutral juice [Your imortal souls]
Vodka [free]
Whiskey [$25]
Also we now have flockdraw,
keep it semi clean guys.
Enjoy.
[url]http://flockdraw.com/40jch1[/url]
PolishedMETA has unfortunately been banned by an angry mod...
I'm sorry that we may no longer read his posts and am rather annoyed.
*lights cigar*
Anyone got any Nam stories?
[url=http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/original-fallout-2-childkiller.jpg]Also thsi is what PolishedMETA wants to look like...[/url]
[url=http://pipboy.fallout-archives.com/quality/stuff/0041.jpg]And here is a picture of him stealing your girl friend...[/url]
[Edited on 07.24.2011 9:41 PM PDT]
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*Wakes up again* "Jesus, how long was i out?. Barkeep, another large vodka please!"
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and give me a Heineken please travis. [Edited on 07.24.2011 1:10 PM PDT]
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*walks to bar and sits down [url=http://www.google.com/imgres?q=albert+wesker&hl=en&biw=1192&bih=486&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=ZV09ql2_fH14NM:&imgrefurl=http://brunalanz.deviantart.com/art/Albert-Wesker-Wallpaper-125563193&docid=0p-Vj00WtNq_3M&w=1024&h=768&ei=CHssTuGrG6P00gG-0qTkDg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=230&page=5&tbnh=136&tbnw=175&start=62&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:62&tx=79&ty=82]looking like this*[/url] pass me EPIC juice please.
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Gotta go again. Don't no when I'll be back. Bar is in anarchy again. I tried Travis, I tried.
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*puffs cigar* Damn I love these things.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Bionic Bear [quote]Posted by:Rational Music *puffs cigar calmly* Damn right I am. [/quote] Im sorry it had to come to this *punches bartender and grabs him by neck* Your going to tell us one way...*knocks the bartenders head on to the bar*...or another[/quote] You would hurt a defenseless old man like that? Jerk. *pulls 45-70 revolvers* Leave the bar, or calm down and have a drink,I've already blown two men away today and I won't hesitate to make you the third.
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*slams shots onto counter* Alright, who's up for shots?
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[quote]Posted by:Rational Music *puffs cigar calmly* Damn right I am. [/quote] Im sorry it had to come to this *punches bartender and grabs him by neck* Your going to tell us one way...*knocks the bartenders head on to the bar*...or another
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMAXIMUMASSPAINx How is it going Everybody?[/quote] Good, you? Want a drink?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Bionic Bear [quote]Posted by:Rational Music *grins and puffs cigar* You know, you normally might be able to beath this 60 year old one eyed 'Nam vet, but I have the powers of the Beach Bar that only the barkeep has access to. Now stop trying to start trouble, or I'll have to use the rewind button on you [/quote] Ah.,your not giving up are you *grins* You wouldnt be so happy if i told you my agency could shut down this bar and send you to jail for not contributing to field agents duty *shows agency ID*.Now are you gonna risk everything for one custommer that poses a threat to these citezens *looks round bar*[/quote] *puffs cigar calmly* Damn right I am.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rational Music Viet Cong boy, msybe thirteen, he took my eye. But it's okay, I thook his neck. Me and Travis go way back in 'Nam.[/quote] Ooooh. I gotcha.
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How is it going Everybody?
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Viet Cong boy, msybe thirteen, he took my eye. But it's okay, I thook his neck. Me and Travis go way back in 'Nam.
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[quote]Posted by:Rational Music *grins and puffs cigar* You know, you normally might be able to beath this 60 year old one eyed 'Nam vet, but I have the powers of the Beach Bar that only the barkeep has access to. Now stop trying to start trouble, or I'll have to use the rewind button on you [/quote] Ah.,your not giving up are you *grins* You wouldnt be so happy if i told you my agency could shut down this bar and send you to jail for not contributing to field agents duty *shows agency ID*.Now are you gonna risk everything for one custommer that poses a threat to these citezens *looks round bar* [Edited on 07.24.2011 12:14 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rational Music [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cascada [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rational Music [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cascada *sits down* Double vodka on the rocks please.[/quote] *serves* I'm a fan of vadka myself. It seems a lot of the bar goers are. So, how's it goin' bud?[/quote] *nods* I'm doing fine thanks. *sips* Just enjoying the afternoon here on the beach y'know?[/quote] Yeah. Thst's why I've been trying to do. You're the first guy in here in a while. *puffs cigar and fiddles with eyepatch*[/quote] Soo... what happened to your eye? *sips*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cascada [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rational Music [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cascada *sits down* Double vodka on the rocks please.[/quote] *serves* I'm a fan of vadka myself. It seems a lot of the bar goers are. So, how's it goin' bud?[/quote] *nods* I'm doing fine thanks. *sips* Just enjoying the afternoon here on the beach y'know?[/quote] Yeah. Thst's why I've been trying to do. You're the first guy in here in a while. *puffs cigar and fiddles with eyepatch*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rational Music [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cascada *sits down* Double vodka on the rocks please.[/quote] *serves* I'm a fan of vadka myself. It seems a lot of the bar goers are. So, how's it goin' bud?[/quote] *nods* I'm doing fine thanks. *sips* Just enjoying the afternoon here on the beach y'know?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cascada *sits down* Double vodka on the rocks please.[/quote] *serves* I'm a fan of vodka myself. It seems a lot of the bar goers are. So, how's it goin' bud? [Edited on 07.24.2011 12:10 PM PDT]
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Damn, I just might love puffing cigars more than I love these revolvers. And I REALLY love these revolvers...
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*sits down* Double vodka on the rocks please.
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*puffs cigar in satisfaction*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Bionic Bear [quote]Posted by:Rational Music *puffs cigar smoke in face* I don't sell out my customers.[/quote] If you dont tell me what you know about him...I think you will be a perfect replacement to set of my anger and a perfect person to fill his cell *grins and polishes pistol*[/quote] *grins and puffs cigar* You know, you normally might be able to beath this 60 year old one eyed 'Nam vet, but I have the powers of the Beach Bar that only the barkeep has access to. Now stop trying to start trouble, or I'll have to use the rewind button on you.
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[quote]Posted by:Rational Music *puffs cigar smoke in face* I don't sell out my customers.[/quote] If you dont tell me what you know about him...I think you will be a perfect replacement to set of my anger and a perfect person to fill his cell *grins and polishes pistol* [Edited on 07.24.2011 11:55 AM PDT]
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Someone died in the sand...........
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POST 400! Gonna go for a bit guys, serve yourselves or become temporary bartender. I 'll be back on the hour.
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*puffs ciggar more* These things are gonna kill me some day.
