Welcome to Good Travis,Rational Music and PolishedMETA's Beach Bar or as I like to call it,
'There's plenty of fish in the sea but none for me forever alone .jpg'.
Long title I know...
I think we are a tad bit over do for some relaxation.
Okay,let me just set the mood:
[url=http://hackingfamily.com/images/GiliAirBeachBar_CM.jpg]You walk to a bar on the beach that looks like this.[/url]
Or Better yet.
[url=http://www.findasafari.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jahazi_beach_bar_fs.jpg]This[/url]
[url=http://www.games-wallpapers.in/wallpapers/uncharted-3-victor-sullivan-1920x1200.jpg]I'm the bartender so imagine me as this guy...[/url]
I would place good music but considering the fact that the flood has allot of stress let's get the guy who did the music for modded warfail 2 to do today's music.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tzsCNLRPiQ&feature=related]Beachy enough...kind of almost got a pirate/crappy romantic comedy ring to it.Well done zimmer[/url]
Anywho, beers on the house tonight,
I think we all just need to relax here on the Flood for alittle while.
Share some stories,drink some beer/juice,play some darts and hog the pretzels.
Beer also comes with those little umbrella things that chicks love to play with for all those ladies of the Flood (you now have to ask though).
*wipes down bench*
We also have massages out back...
don't go expecting any happy endings; the women on this island are beasts...LITERALLY!
Also I am going on an adventure in my DeLorean for 5 minutes to fetch some good juice.
When this baby hits 80 miles per hour we are going to see some serious -blam!-!
Also has any one seen the new RT short?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLLKMiVL3O8[/url]
Take a look at our menu:
Entrées: :
Nachos [$5]
Garlic Bread [free]
Main Meals:
Chicken Parma [$20]
Chicken Parma [$20]
Chicken Parma [$20]
Blargtini [5$]
Dessert:
Icecream [$5 or free with a kids meal]
Sand [free]
Cake[25$]
And we all know in this bar the cake is NOT a lie...
Drink menu:
Beer [free]
Good Juice
Evil Juice
Epic Juice
Troll Juice
Neutral juice [Your imortal souls]
Vodka [free]
Whiskey [$25]
Also we now have flockdraw,
keep it semi clean guys.
Enjoy.
[url]http://flockdraw.com/40jch1[/url]
PolishedMETA has unfortunately been banned by an angry mod...
I'm sorry that we may no longer read his posts and am rather annoyed.
*lights cigar*
Anyone got any Nam stories?
[url=http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/original-fallout-2-childkiller.jpg]Also thsi is what PolishedMETA wants to look like...[/url]
[url=http://pipboy.fallout-archives.com/quality/stuff/0041.jpg]And here is a picture of him stealing your girl friend...[/url]
[Edited on 07.24.2011 9:41 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxT4S RickSxX LMAO.you were high and in Nam.you must be crazy.*finishes keg*OHHHHHHHHHHHH god i think im passing out.*falls down and snores*[/quote] It was the 70s... If a man wasn't high he was back home getting free love... It was a good way to pass time. I never was that much of fan though, I was more a cigar fellow myself. *lights cigar* When we got home from the Nam I guess you could say the world was a tad bit different, vets had trouble getting jobs back then... I always wanted to live on the beach, buy a boat, meet beautiful island women, open a bar and a relax... Only 3 of those things happened
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i still want my vodka, stella artoire, served by a leprechaun, in a tutu with a moustache, and silly straw. and if i could, i want amy winehouse, and michael jackson zombies making out in the foreground for my amusment. [Edited on 07.24.2011 1:56 PM PDT]
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LMAO.you were high and in Nam.you must be crazy.*finishes keg*OHHHHHHHHHHHH god i think im passing out.*falls down and snores*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxT4S RickSxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis *looks at elite head up on the wall* Anyone mind explaining the severed sangheilli head on the wall? Does look kind of cool though... [/quote]Travis,can you show me how the women on the beach look like please?[/quote] See that bear looking thing over in the corner there... That's not a bear... Did I ever tell you the time me and Rational played Russian roulette in Nam... Scarry as hell... Luckily as it turns out I guess you could say there was a AK47 laying around... Now that I think of it was that us or was it from The Deer Hunter? I don't know we were probably high at the time... They kept slapping me "Didi Mow" I think they said... [Edited on 07.24.2011 1:49 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edlegend97 can i have what i first ordered?[/quote] And what was what you first ordered...?[/quote] a vodka, Stella artoire , and guinness (served by a leprechaun in a tutu, with a moustache, with a silly straw) [Edited on 07.24.2011 1:45 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edlegend97 can i have what i first ordered?[/quote] And what was what you first ordered...?
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can i have what i first ordered?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hyperlink Error You people have a bad relationship with liquids.[/quote] I also seem to have a bad case in customers... GTFO! *grins* take a beer,take a seat and get you lady friend to take off her... *hands beer*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis *looks at elite head up on the wall* Anyone mind explaining the severed sangheilli head on the wall? Does look kind of cool though... [/quote]Travis,can you show me how the women on the beach look like please?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hyperlink Error You people have a bad relationship with liquids.[/quote]we are hard partiers.
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*looks at elite head up on the wall* Anyone mind explaining the severed sangheilli head on the wall? Does look kind of cool though...
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You people have a bad relationship with liquids.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxT4S RickSxX Travis give me a keg of vodka please.[/quote] I got a keg out back... *lifts keg* Here you kid... *passes keg* Sure you can drink that all? I mean I could help if you want...[/quote]Nah.Look at my face and tell me if im serious.*drinks vodka*heres 20 bucks.*drinks vodka again*.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxT4S RickSxX Travis give me a keg of vodka please.[/quote] I got a keg out back... *lifts keg* Here you kid... *passes keg* Sure you can drink that all? I mean I could help if you want...
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Travis give me a keg of vodka please.
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WORT WORT WORT!
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I'll have garlic bread and sand soaked in vodka with beer on the side, cause I'm cheap. :D
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Guys IM GONNA KILL BILL.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Of Sci Fi *Runs into bar with tons of TNT sticks strapped to me* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Detonates and everyone dies. The bar collapses into a sink-hole, with the middle of it being a bottomless pit*[/quote] Wrong bar son...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxT4S RickSxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chucky chief *Gets up and takes a large vodka from the bar.* "You wanted that Heinken Rick?[/quote]yeah.i ll take it.[/quote] *Comes back as a ghost* You're not dead? *Posesses and throws into bottomless pit*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chucky chief *Gets up and takes a large vodka from the bar.* "You wanted that Heinken Rick?[/quote]yeah.i ll take it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis I'm back... 18 pages huh...[/quote] *Has already asploded the bar*
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I'm back... 18 pages huh...
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*Runs into bar with tons of TNT sticks strapped to me* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Detonates and everyone dies. The bar collapses into a sink-hole, with the middle of it being a bottomless pit*
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*Gets up and takes a large vodka from the bar.* "You wanted that Heinken Rick?
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*Wakes up again* "Jesus, how long was i out?. Barkeep, another large vodka please!"