Welcome to Good Travis,Rational Music and PolishedMETA's Beach Bar or as I like to call it,
'There's plenty of fish in the sea but none for me forever alone .jpg'.
Long title I know...
I think we are a tad bit over do for some relaxation.
Okay,let me just set the mood:
[url=http://hackingfamily.com/images/GiliAirBeachBar_CM.jpg]You walk to a bar on the beach that looks like this.[/url]
Or Better yet.
[url=http://www.findasafari.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jahazi_beach_bar_fs.jpg]This[/url]
[url=http://www.games-wallpapers.in/wallpapers/uncharted-3-victor-sullivan-1920x1200.jpg]I'm the bartender so imagine me as this guy...[/url]
I would place good music but considering the fact that the flood has allot of stress let's get the guy who did the music for modded warfail 2 to do today's music.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tzsCNLRPiQ&feature=related]Beachy enough...kind of almost got a pirate/crappy romantic comedy ring to it.Well done zimmer[/url]
Anywho, beers on the house tonight,
I think we all just need to relax here on the Flood for alittle while.
Share some stories,drink some beer/juice,play some darts and hog the pretzels.
Beer also comes with those little umbrella things that chicks love to play with for all those ladies of the Flood (you now have to ask though).
*wipes down bench*
We also have massages out back...
don't go expecting any happy endings; the women on this island are beasts...LITERALLY!
Also I am going on an adventure in my DeLorean for 5 minutes to fetch some good juice.
When this baby hits 80 miles per hour we are going to see some serious -blam!-!
Also has any one seen the new RT short?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLLKMiVL3O8[/url]
Take a look at our menu:
Entrées: :
Nachos [$5]
Garlic Bread [free]
Main Meals:
Chicken Parma [$20]
Chicken Parma [$20]
Chicken Parma [$20]
Blargtini [5$]
Dessert:
Icecream [$5 or free with a kids meal]
Sand [free]
Cake[25$]
And we all know in this bar the cake is NOT a lie...
Drink menu:
Beer [free]
Good Juice
Evil Juice
Epic Juice
Troll Juice
Neutral juice [Your imortal souls]
Vodka [free]
Whiskey [$25]
Also we now have flockdraw,
keep it semi clean guys.
Enjoy.
[url]http://flockdraw.com/40jch1[/url]
PolishedMETA has unfortunately been banned by an angry mod...
I'm sorry that we may no longer read his posts and am rather annoyed.
*lights cigar*
Anyone got any Nam stories?
[url=http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/original-fallout-2-childkiller.jpg]Also thsi is what PolishedMETA wants to look like...[/url]
[url=http://pipboy.fallout-archives.com/quality/stuff/0041.jpg]And here is a picture of him stealing your girl friend...[/url]
[Edited on 07.24.2011 9:41 PM PDT]
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Hey agentwash! You're in that Freelancer program aren't you? What's that like?
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*serves evil, epic juice, and vodka* Damn, everyone who's wanted a drink when I'm barkeep wants vodka. Including myself. *drinks vodka*
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I want a mixture of evil and epic juice with vodka.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iwhbydN91 It's been a long day give me a brewsky.[/quote] *serves brewsky* Tell us about it son, we ain't goin' nowhere.
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Alright, Travis is gone and no one seems to be in charge, so I'm taking over as barkeep. *hops behind counter* *polishes counter* *puffs cigar* Any of you need anything just give me a shout.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Bionic Bear Hey new bartender ....*shows agency ID* Im looking for a guy *Hands photo* My contacts say hes been comming to this bar lately can you identifie him[/quote] Not you again! I kicked your ass earlier today and I'll do it again! *puffs cigar*
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*kicks open doors* *puffs cigar* *has an eyepatch* Alright, I'm back folks. Who's in charge right now?
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It's been a long day give me a brewsky.
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This bar, is now in my mansion! [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63599240&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]My mansion's address[/url]
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Hey new bartender ....*shows agency ID* Im looking for a guy *Hands photo* My contacts say hes been comming to this bar lately can you identifie him
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Sorry,I think my wife's calling me...
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[Booting} almost complete. Neural systems nominal. Conjunctive arrays nominal. Connecting... Connection established. > . > Oh my. What have they done to Installation 00? > . > Scanning for anomalous records... archv.> 28335.67205.05261: [proc] > CONN. > . > It's finished. archv.> 28334.67205.05267: [proc] > CONN. > . > Wake me when you need me. > [DISCONNECTING]. > I will fulfill my duties as caretaker of this facility, preventing my inevitable descent [into rampancy[?]]. > And reclaimer? > It has only just begun.
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I'm back... Oh and we now have whiskey... Anyone wanna meet my new best friend Mr. Jack Daniels? *drinks whiskey*
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im gonna go watch family guy. amy wine house and michael jacksons zombies, stop making out and watch the bar. [Edited on 07.24.2011 2:12 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Domestic Pie Well, now that I'm here...anybody have Vodka?[/quote] sure, im bar tender while GT is gone
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edlegend97 dont use a spoon, use a baby. its head is way more effetive as a weapon[/quote] The babies have the rabies?
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Well, now that I'm here...anybody have Vodka?
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dont use a spoon, use a baby. its head is way more effetive as a weapon [Edited on 07.24.2011 2:05 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxT4S RickSxX LMAO.you were high and in Nam.you must be crazy.*finishes keg*OHHHHHHHHHHHH god i think im passing out.*falls down and snores*[/quote] It was the 70s... If a man wasn't high he was back home getting free love... It was a good way to pass time. I never was that much of fan though, I was more a cigar fellow myself. *lights cigar* When we got home from the Nam I guess you could say the world was a tad bit different, vets had trouble getting jobs back then... I always wanted to live on the beach, buy a boat, meet beautiful island women, open a bar and a relax... Only 3 of those things happened [/quote] Travis are there trolls here? *hides under a stool with spoon in hand* [Edited on 07.24.2011 2:06 PM PDT]
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its very quiet. OMG is that a bomb?
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I WILL
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I think I might go fetch something to eat... Someone cover for me...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edlegend97 i still want my vodka, stella artoire, served by a leprechaun, in a tutu with a moustache, and silly straw. and if i could, i want amy winehouse, and michael jackson zombies making out in the foreground for my amusment.[/quote] Hey Mic... leprechaun:Hey Mr. Travis,sir. Fetch this man a vodka, stella artoire and a pint of guinness and put in a silly straw. leprechaun:Can do sir. And wear your tutu! *leprechaun gives edlegend97 his vodka, stella artoire and pint of guinness*
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yeah, you just talk about Nam, while i wait for my order
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxT4S RickSxX LMAO.you were high and in Nam.you must be crazy.*finishes keg*OHHHHHHHHHHHH god i think im passing out.*falls down and snores*[/quote] It was the 70s... If a man wasn't high he was back home getting free love... It was a good way to pass time. I never was that much of fan though, I was more a cigar fellow myself. *lights cigar* When we got home from the Nam I guess you could say the world was a tad bit different, vets had trouble getting jobs back then... I always wanted to live on the beach, buy a boat, meet beautiful island women, open a bar and a relax... Only 3 of those things happened