Welcome to Good Travis,Rational Music and PolishedMETA's Beach Bar or as I like to call it,
'There's plenty of fish in the sea but none for me forever alone .jpg'.
Long title I know...
I think we are a tad bit over do for some relaxation.
Okay,let me just set the mood:
[url=http://hackingfamily.com/images/GiliAirBeachBar_CM.jpg]You walk to a bar on the beach that looks like this.[/url]
Or Better yet.
[url=http://www.findasafari.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jahazi_beach_bar_fs.jpg]This[/url]
[url=http://www.games-wallpapers.in/wallpapers/uncharted-3-victor-sullivan-1920x1200.jpg]I'm the bartender so imagine me as this guy...[/url]
I would place good music but considering the fact that the flood has allot of stress let's get the guy who did the music for modded warfail 2 to do today's music.
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tzsCNLRPiQ&feature=related]Beachy enough...kind of almost got a pirate/crappy romantic comedy ring to it.Well done zimmer[/url]
Anywho, beers on the house tonight,
I think we all just need to relax here on the Flood for alittle while.
Share some stories,drink some beer/juice,play some darts and hog the pretzels.
Beer also comes with those little umbrella things that chicks love to play with for all those ladies of the Flood (you now have to ask though).
*wipes down bench*
We also have massages out back...
don't go expecting any happy endings; the women on this island are beasts...LITERALLY!
Also I am going on an adventure in my DeLorean for 5 minutes to fetch some good juice.
When this baby hits 80 miles per hour we are going to see some serious -blam!-!
Also has any one seen the new RT short?
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLLKMiVL3O8[/url]
Take a look at our menu:
Entrées: :
Nachos [$5]
Garlic Bread [free]
Main Meals:
Chicken Parma [$20]
Chicken Parma [$20]
Chicken Parma [$20]
Blargtini [5$]
Dessert:
Icecream [$5 or free with a kids meal]
Sand [free]
Cake[25$]
And we all know in this bar the cake is NOT a lie...
Drink menu:
Beer [free]
Good Juice
Evil Juice
Epic Juice
Troll Juice
Neutral juice [Your imortal souls]
Vodka [free]
Whiskey [$25]
Also we now have flockdraw,
keep it semi clean guys.
Enjoy.
[url]http://flockdraw.com/40jch1[/url]
PolishedMETA has unfortunately been banned by an angry mod...
I'm sorry that we may no longer read his posts and am rather annoyed.
*lights cigar*
Anyone got any Nam stories?
[url=http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/original-fallout-2-childkiller.jpg]Also thsi is what PolishedMETA wants to look like...[/url]
[url=http://pipboy.fallout-archives.com/quality/stuff/0041.jpg]And here is a picture of him stealing your girl friend...[/url]
[Edited on 07.24.2011 9:41 PM PDT]
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*lays on bar counter on back* *puffs cigar* Place has been empty fpor a while now.
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Well you already know about my antics last night, and today I got here just after you left and took charge. Pretty much the zombie invasion was the most Bear dude keeps asking about one of our customers. I chased him off again.
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nevermind... *puts out cigar* *hops behind the counter* *grabs good juice from fridge*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rational Music [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis I see the zombies are still there... *puffs cigar*[/quote] The dead ones. I showed them my eyepatch just a little too late. They all died when they saw what was underneath, unfortuneately shortly after they killed the last person left who wasn't me.[/quote] I see... Anything interesting happen while I was gone? *puffs cigar* [Edited on 07.24.2011 9:49 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis I see the zombies are still there... *puffs cigar*[/quote] The dead ones. I showed them my eyepatch just a little too late. They all died when they saw what was underneath, unfortuneately shortly after they killed the last person left who wasn't me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rational Music Travis! I haven't seen you since last night when you mad me barkeep while you were gone! How's it goin'? *puffs cigar* *gulps an entire bottle of vodka* [/quote] Alright...You? *puffs cigar*
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Travis! I haven't seen you since last night when you mad me barkeep while you were gone! How's it goin'? *puffs cigar* *gulps an entire bottle of vodka*
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I see the zombies are still there... *puffs cigar* [Edited on 07.24.2011 9:45 PM PDT]
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I'm back guys... *lights cigar* *puffs cigar*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Monkeybarsixx *Walks in and looks around* Reminds me of a pub I once knew...ahh the multiverse is an impressive place...[/quote] Take a seat, order a derink, tell me about it. *puffs cigar*
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*Walks in and looks around* Reminds me of a pub I once knew...ahh the multiverse is an impressive place...
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*puffs cigar*
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*puffs cigar*
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*jumps on counter* Alright I'm in charge again! *puffs cigar* *fires revolvers into ceiling and downs several bottles of vodka*
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Thanks, puffs cigar and mixes urine with vodka.
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*gets jar of old urine from shelf*
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I said [u]old[/u] urine!
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*pee's in beer mug* *stirs*
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Get me my urine you -blam!-!
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Barkeep, get me a jar of old urine, human, stirred not shaken.
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well it looks like im the barkeep now
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*puffs cigar* Alright guys, vaultboy's gonna take over as barkeep for a bit, I'm gonna go for a swim.
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Uhhh, vaultboy, I already killed them all, plus the rewind button isn't working so everyone is still dead...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rational Music *tosses one of two trusty revolvers to vaultbot* Be careful out there, and kill those -blam!-es. *puffs cigar* *drinks vodka*[/quote] *spins revolver cylinder* let's kick some zombie ass!
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Well, looks like I'm all alone now. Luckily, as bartender, I have acces to special tools. *uses rewind button* (rewind button is actually in the bartender's arsenal, me, Frost, and Meta have all used it at least once)*brings everyone back to life*
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*Climbs to roof and lights it up, throws it down on the heads of the climbing zombies* Hmm.. *Grabs the rifle from back and starts spraying down until i hear a clicking* Damn, out of ammo. There's too many of them! *Reaches into backpack filled with work clothes, sets a tissue on fire and jumps down with nothing but a can of deodorant and the tissue* Well, if im going out, im going out in style *Uses them as a flamethrower to burn most of the zombies, but in drunken panic runs into flames from the cocktail, falling down and gets surrounded with zombies* ^Screams can be heard, but are drowned out by chomping^