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7/14/2011 4:49:58 AM
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Pick Up Lines *Best ones gets trophy*
What is your pick up line to get women to have cyber sex with you.
Post them.
Winners gets a Horny Trophy. I'll be judge. :)
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Can I get your number? *slowly unfolds from there*
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Come with me if you want to live.
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baby, do you work for UPS becuase i can see you holding my package... baby do you eat lucky charms becuase you look magically delicious.....
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*Picks up girl* Dis is my pick up line...
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"Get in the car or I'll make sure you miss your middle school graduation" Wow, that was horrible in so many ways. [Edited on 07.13.2011 8:59 PM PDT]
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yss2sUtAgmY]Play this while trying to get to your xbox[/url] Instantly get laid*
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When you go home can you thank your mom for me Girl:why Me: Because she gave birth to an angel that I couldn't live without (you can change the last line to your suiting)
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HAy,A GirL! /joke Really, I don't pick up girls on the internet. [Edited on 07.13.2011 8:59 PM PDT]
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My love for you is like a 69 cent burrito. It runs its course and then it ends in a -blam!- mess...uh...want to have a drink? Lets get a pizza and -blam!-? *she responds with 'eww your gross'* What? You don't like pizza?
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Lets make the word of the day legs. we should come back to my place and spread the word.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio I'm a US Army Ranger. Instant women.[/quote]So true.
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"Wow you look beautiful today, if you don't mind me saying. Maybe we could catch a movie this weekend?" Works every time.
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You want to play house? You be the door, and I'll slam ya. You know the difference between intercourse and conversation? No? Wanna come back to my place and talk? Wanna hear a math joke? Add me and you, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hopefully we don't multiply. Just so you know theres protein in semen and you look like you may have protein deficiency. Can i be of some assistance ?
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Are you Jewish? cause you Israeli fine! Roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van.
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Nice shoes let's -blam!-.
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You wanna go out with me?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in them
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My pants are ruined can I get in yours?
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I'm a US Army Ranger. Instant women.
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"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Cause your face is really -blam!- up." "Have you got a mirror in your pocket? Cause I've got an erection." "Does this rag smell funny to you?"
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hey, I have a +2 K/D on halo ...CAn i buy you a drink? :)
