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7/7/2011 8:14:03 PM
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I had a weird dream about MLP.
Ok, I had a weird dream about MLP. They were in my house and they were trying to kill my cats. Then they turned into muffins. Wtf?!? what are some weird dreams you've had?
EDIT: Seriously, now I can't edit my topic because it has been reported. WTF is wrong with you people?
2nd EDIT: I hate you guys. Watch me get banned for this.
3rd EDIT: Taco I'm not stupid!
[Edited on 07.07.2011 3:57 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Novablur what they aren't horses they look more like hot fairy's,calm down bro. [/quote]what?
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what they aren't horses they look more like hot fairy's,calm down bro. [Edited on 07.07.2011 1:28 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad *reads thread* ... *leaves*[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Novablur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheddar head7 [url=http://slugbox.deviantart.com/art/Pegasus-Ponies-210769148]Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/url][/quote] Nice![/quote] *Vomits* You..... You sick Inbred FREAKS! You'll all burn in Hell for this! *Jumps out window......Again*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LvLupXD This thread is still alive.[/quote] Yes, and for anyone who was mentally scarred, here's [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIY41LrvMFQ]this safe for work video[/url] to help. [Edited on 07.07.2011 1:26 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pride [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] william ian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pride Well Op you're am idiot. How was that?[/quote]whatadoda?[/quote]Shhhh. Dont tell him. Lets see if he notices it. EDIT: HE NOTICED![/quote]nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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This thread is still alive.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ This is embarrassing, but I had a dream about MLP and I don't even watch the show. I don't know the names of the ponies, but the one with the rainbow hair was in my room, laying on my bed. She wasn't a kid, but an adult. And she had big breasts, like a woman, not a pony. Anyway, her mane was longer and more colorful. Her slender blue body was sprawled spread eagle in front of me, her mane spread across my pillows beautifully. She batted her feminine eyes at me almost seductively, as if beckoning me to mount on top of her. It was disturbing and yet arousing at the same time. I climbed on top of her and I bent down to kiss her muzzle. I slid my arm around her head and stroked her mane. I took off my pants and I rubbed myself against her. She whinnied softly in my ear as I stroked her...with my.... I felt her wrap her legs around my waist and then I was in her. I could actually feel her tight lips slide down my shaft and pulse around it. It was amazing! I made love to that not-so-innocent equine. I made love to her like I was in second grade again. Her mane fluttered with each thrust and she bayyed like my old girlfriend. I bent down to suckle on her tits, they tasted like candy. She shouted "OOO GIVE ME MORE!" in a very girly voice. She, Rainbow Dash (I think that's her name) was a real whore. She begged me to mount her again and again and again. And I did mount her, I -blam!- her brains out! Finally, she whinnied at the top of her lungs, and her -blam!- squirmed and spilled all over my crotch. This was incredibly hot, so I lost control. I had a humongous orgasm, and I came right into her. But then my door slammed open and the dragon came in with a raging hard-on. And before I could do anything, he started -blam!- me in the ass!!! WTF?!? I could actually feel his dragon dick thrust into my ass! It hurt like hell! Anyway, that is when I woke up screaming. Needless to say, I was weirded out. I still am. What the hell is wrong with me? Is this normal?!? Needless to say, I am now a brony. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rainbow Dash [url=http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn5/sup3rtroop3r01/Rainbow%20Dash/Screenshot2011-02-17at103834PM.png]MFW[/url][/quote] That is the kind of face she was making when I was through with her. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ I made love to that not-so-innocent equine. I made love to her like I was in second grade again. Her mane fluttered with each thrust and she bayyed like my old girlfriend. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ [b] made love to her like I was in second grade [/b] [/quote] WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheddar head7 [url=http://slugbox.deviantart.com/art/Pegasus-Ponies-210769148]Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/url][/quote] Nice!
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[url=http://slugbox.deviantart.com/art/Pegasus-Ponies-210769148]Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] william ian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pride Well Op you're am idiot. How was that?[/quote]whatadoda?[/quote]Shhhh. Dont tell him. Lets see if he notices it. EDIT: HE NOTICED! [Edited on 07.07.2011 1:22 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pride Well Op you're am idiot. How was that?[/quote]Was that typo on purpose?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pride Well Op you're am idiot. How was that?[/quote]whatadoda?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ Since my topic hasn't been reported, that must means a majority of you are actually turned on by it. No wonder some people want the flood to be nuked. You guys are sick -blam!-s and I proved it. [/quote]Been told that enough that I don't care anymore.
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Well Op you're am idiot. How was that?
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Omg, theres MLP on rule 34! AAAAAAGH
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ Since my topic hasn't been reported, that must means a majority of you are actually turned on by it. No wonder some people want the flood to be nuked. You guys are sick -blam!-s and I proved it. [/quote]we're only messing around
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] danman101 Uh oh. marrymejane, is that you?[/quote];)[/quote] You're still on here? My God, you must enjoy trolling.
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I reported ever link >.>
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad *reads thread* ... *leaves*[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ Seriously guys, how is this topic not reported? This is almost as successful as my [url=http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Bungie.net#The_Colorblind_Thread]colorblind thread[/url]. I only need about 5 or 6 more pages. :)[/quote] *facedesk* Explosive Pigs, how did I fail to know it was you?
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Since my topic hasn't been reported, that must means a majority of you are actually turned on by it. No wonder some people want the flood to be nuked. You guys are sick -blam!-s and I proved it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] danman101 Uh oh. marrymejane, is that you?[/quote];)
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Uh oh. marrymejane, is that you?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pigeonpie252 what did i just read?[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultros__ Seriously guys, how is this topic not reported? This is almost as successful as my [url=http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Bungie.net#The_Colorblind_Thread]colorblind thread[/url]. I only need about 5 or 6 more pages. :)[/quote]you'll get them
