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8/14/2004 12:06:47 AM
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HALO 2 WEEKLY UPDATE! August 13th

[color="yellow"][i]Note: Frankie is out of town this week and the Bungie Princess is our special guest author.. (I'm just posting it). Now brace yourselves for the most fact-filled top-secret-spoiling update EVER!...[/i][/color] [b]BUNGIE WEEKLY UPDATE[/b] - August 13th Frankie’s in Mexico and I’m in charge! So, listen up…we are taking a break from all that blah-blah about Halo 2 and we are discussing a truly important topic…HAIR! I will be devoting several hours of my Saturday to some serious “diva-time” along side my best friend at Joel’s salon. There will be lots of girly-girl talk and wine to be had for all. The only dilemma is what color should I do my hair? Anyone who has known me longer than about a month knows I absolutely love to change my hair color. It is a running joke around here. I am currently blonde, but am thinking it is time for a change. In the spirit of by-passing all that typical video game talk I think we should devote a forum to helping me choose my new hair color. But seriously, I am supposed to be giving you some weekly information about our big project over here in Bungieland. Biggest news of the week involves the rancid Bungie refrigerator. We are bursting at the seams over here and need to find some space to sit some more people helping out on the game. So, I figured what the heck why not the fridge…that is some prime real estate. But seriously, the dev team doesn’t know it yet but they have lost the battle of the fridge and it’s pungent odor will soon be seeping onto their side of the room. I ate dinner with the boys tonight (frightening). Have you ever had the pleasure of attacking a taco bar with 70 hungry men…hhhmmmm, let me be the one to tell you this is not a pretty site. Amanda has quickly learned that food is the precious commodity in this office. The way to a man’s heart is most certainly through his stomach. We will be making the ever dreaded Costco trip next week to stock up on goodies. The people at Costco, employees and customers alike, hate me. When I roll up to the check out lane with two industrial size carts stacked to the point of towering over my head and a flat bed stock piled with beer in tow…let’s just say I am not typically greeted with a warm “How are you?” but rather an overwhelmed look of panic. So, my week has not solely revolved around food and nasty refrigerators. In addition to feeding the masses, Amanda has been hard at work helping Harold keep a running inventory of about a thousand computers…man, these guys are expensive. She has also called all over the world in search of elusive Xboxes from other countries…so if you have one that you don’t need, feel free to send it in…kidding. I just got the 2nd pass of the art book back…looking very cool guys...keep your eyes open come November 9th (oh yeah and Halo 2 will be on shelves as well). The rest of my time this week was spent modeling Dunn’s ever-growing collection of crazy hats. I have been a cowgirl, a gardener and Frank Sinatra so far. Okay, okay enough my drivel, here are some updates straight from me to you on this game everyone keeps talking about (stage whisper…”Hey Brian, what’s the name of that video game we’re working on again….oh yeah…Halo 2…thanks!) So Butchie put the beta out on a branch this week and really wants the code to stay jolly and happy until he goes to RTM…wherever that is…and what is he doing taking a vacation anyway?! All of the levels are undergoing performance reviews (are they even eligible for a raise?) and things are shaping up nicely. Even though Jaime's running around his level with ¾ of his screen filled with debug info, we still have trouble getting him to stop playing so Butchie can run his analysis tools. He's evidently having a blast, and that's a good thing. Luke has been integrating our aiming code withhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, huh!?!? Ooops sorry drifted off there where was I…something about sniping and intending to shoot …I don’t know sounds, pretty cool and I guess the Counter-Strike and Quake people will really like the fact that you can’t snipe through walls. Which seems kinda lame to me, I think Master Chief should have x-ray vision and be able to snipe through walls, because then he could really wail on those damn Elite bastards. Ryan, a very verbose gentleman, a man of many words has this to say regarding test: Testing next beta update Emblem Pass (it failed but no bugs encountered) Working on test cases for release Thanks for that lovely, in-depth update Ryan, it was truly moving. Apparently, Adrian has some serious termite problems at his house because he is fixing bugs like a machine and patching all the holes in the drywall. He is having a really hard time determining if his house has too many holes or too many walls, but says it is gonna be so cool, so he must be having fun! Keep us posted Adrian and let me know if you need some help selecting new paint color and curtains when you’re done patching those walls. Last, but certainly not least, Nathan would like to take a jab at "Pistol Pete" -- Pete apparently did some dorky thing when he introduced himself to someone last week and made pistols out of both hands and pointed and said "Pete Parsons"…I personally did get to witness a later revival of the pistol gesture and it is pretty lame. Nathan also mentioned something brief about "his first man hug with Chris (butcher).” Aaahhhhh. Well, boys and girls, that’s it for me this week. I am sure you are sitting on the edge of you seat waiting for the next installment of the Weekly Update with special guest writer Bungie Princess…So far we haven't heard a peep out of ole Frankie and it's highly likely that he's in a small village in Mexico lying in a bathtub filled with ice minus a few internal organs. Don't worry, I'll keep bringing you the best updates ever until he surfaces again! Ciao! Yours truly, [i]Bungie Princess[/i] [img]/images/games/halo2/weeklyupdate/mschief.jpg[/img]
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  • Disapointing, be it her first time, but still disapointing. Frankie owes us. We have been hanging on his every word for many many weeks. If he can't walk the streets and not be reconized he can do it here in the Forums. When Frankie gets back from the Yucatan I, for one, hopes for a great update. And it will not go unepreciated. As for a final question, why would Frankie go to the Yucatan -blam!-ula? I mean it's a jungle. Weird.....

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  • Watch Frankie give us a 5 page essay on babysitting next week because we're being such spoiled brats.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] foxATzanzibar Brunette with Red streaks!!! [/quote] Now we're cooking with gas.

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  • [color=lime] that was a HORRIBLE update, why did we even have it??? thanks for nothing![/color]

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  • Some of you people need to grow a sense of humor. While you're at it, you need to be sure that you figure out that the updates are more about Bungie in general than Halo 2 specifically. If you can't accept that, stop reading them. Your whining about this really makes you all look bad.

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  • It's only coz we're all used to Frankie that this update seemed worse than usual, I'm just a little disapointed that's all coz I waited so long for it! (lol!) Frankies updates are better, but a genuine thankyou to Princess for updatin us coz otherwise we'd have nothing at all! J ps. Why moan when they're just doin their jobs, MOST OF THE MOANERS ARE PRE-PUBESANT TITS OR HO-BO'S WHO ARE TOO FAT AND LAZY TO GET OFF THEIR OWN ARSES AND FIND JOBS FOR THEMSELFS! [Edited on 8/13/2004 4:59:36 PM]

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  • Sweet merciful CRAP! You whiners are pathetic. I laugh at those of you who complain about waiting all day for the update then write how you've wasted your precious 5 minutes reading it. Hmmm.. I would say the entire day was a waste. Furthermore, unless I'm not mistaken, none of the updates have been all that infomrative, really. "This guy's doing this, which we can't talk about." "Textures for this mystery map are almost done." It's not like you're missing out on something terribly informative. And to those who insist on making comments about seeing naked pictures of some female who happens to be affiliated with Bungie - you're fitting perfectly into the male video gaming stereotype, which isn't a good thing. What a bunch of lamers. Would a picture of a woman really make this post better? Try google, if you're that desperate. Get a life. Go for a walk. Live out your week without making Halo 2 updates the most cherrished thing in your weak existence.

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  • Nothing New/10

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  • omfg your all acting like a bunch of spoiled babies do us smart ppl a favor and stfu.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shishka Some of you people need to grow a sense of humor. While you're at it, you need to be sure that you figure out that the updates are more about Bungie in general than Halo 2 specifically. If you can't accept that, stop reading them. Your whining about this really makes you all look bad.[/quote] Does this mean that the [b]BUNGIE[/b] weekly update's continue after Halo 2?

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  • Oh dear lord no, You took five seconds out of your BUSY schedule to look at an update... Boohoo, I made an account just to talk about this... Off topic Redhead... always the redhead. Anyhow, dude, it's a weekly update, not a oxygen tank, you can't really look at this and complain about it's quality, I personally thought it was good because I was able to laugh, you people can't honestly act like this, it's not like your paying for it or something get over yourself. You may be a consumer, but they haven't sold you anything along the lines of "weekly update" so quit your complaining. I liked the fact that the Princess posted, It adds to the feeling of Bungie, you get to hear the other side of the story, and that's fine with me. Good update, your fixing bugs, getting food and you can't shoot through walls... The termite thing sounded like an analogy though. Anyhow thanks for the update... There's a good chance I'll never post again though... I only come here for the update :-p

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShinomoriX2 my god your all a bunch of cry babies. I'd like to see you write a weekly update. OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT YOU DONT WORK AT BUNGIE. Just goes to show how much bungie princess ownz j00 all[/quote] What's that term--Cap'n Save-a . . . Lady? Well, nothing against the lady herself, but when misguided young men jump at the chance to "protect" women even from something as innocuous as honest criticism it strikes me as unmanly. Do you need a pat on the head from women that badly? You're just wrong, sir. It's an absurdly poor Update.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadow_WarriorX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shishka Some of you people need to grow a sense of humor. While you're at it, you need to be sure that you figure out that the updates are more about Bungie in general than Halo 2 specifically. If you can't accept that, stop reading them. Your whining about this really makes you all look bad.[/quote] Does this mean that the [b]BUNGIE[/b] weekly update's continue after Halo 2?[/quote] Why not?

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  • Everyone is saying this is uninformative, well I haven't learned anything from any of the previous ones...I liked this one...everyone else is just opposed to change!!

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  • Sorry Shiska not to be disrespectful but the subject title was HALO 2 weekly update, not Bungie in General weekly update. And I do have a sense of humor, It is just me being a smart blam!, but I do have to say I always liked the updates with CENSORED in it, it was kinda fun guessing what should go where. HAIR COLOR= RED...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RMagnus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShinomoriX2 my god your all a bunch of cry babies. I'd like to see you write a weekly update. OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT YOU DONT WORK AT BUNGIE. Just goes to show how much bungie princess ownz j00 all[/quote] What's that term--Cap'n Save-a . . . Lady? Well, nothing against the lady herself, but when misguided young men jump at the chance to "protect" women even from something as innocuous as honest criticism it strikes me as unmanly. Do you need a pat on the head from women that badly? You're just wrong, sir. It's an absurdly poor Update.[/quote] You make it sound like I'm the one acting immature.

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  • THIS IS A TRUE FRIDAY THE 13!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!!!!! WE NEED YOU FRANKIE!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Best. Update. Evar. Down with Frankie! Up with the Bungie Princess!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BRVolition Watch Frankie give us a 5 page essay on babysitting next week because we're being such spoiled brats.[/quote] yeah... it's not like Bungie has to give us updates every week. I don't know of any other game company that cares as much about its players as Bungie does. Some websites don't update their information for months at a time... and about Alta's update, I thought it was pretty good. It's her first time, and she even drew a pink Mistress Chief for us. so yep. nice job, lady. and everyone else should quit whining.

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  • Doesn't it seem live every week people complain about the update...than people complain about the people complaining...its kinda fun to watch. Ha

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  • IT'S OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • That was an awesome update. Misses Chief was especially striking. Now I have to go and camp out at Costco.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phatboy It's only coz we're all used to Frankie that this update seemed worse than usual, I'm just a little disapointed that's all coz I waited so long for it! (lol!) Frankies updates are better, but a genuine thankyou to Princess for updatin us coz otherwise we'd have nothing at all! J ps. Why moan when they're just doin their jobs, MOST OF THE MOANERS ARE PRE-PUBESANT TITS OR HO-BO'S WHO ARE TOO FAT AND LAZY TO GET OFF THEIR OWN ARSES AND FIND JOBS FOR THEMSELFS![/quote] [color=lime] I would have rather HAD no update! They are doing their jobs??? since when is talking about some girls hair color doing your job??? excuse me for not being a blind follower to bungie.[/color]

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  • Instead of these reatrded updates, couldn't they just post a picture of a freshly pinched turd? It really would be more informative, and entertaining. Next week, could we please have one sentence of something interesting. Now it's time to drink.

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  • I wonder if Mister Chief and Misses Chief will ever get together and...ya know.... blast the hell out of Covies

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  • Okay i dont normally flame Bungie because i truly respect them, but this weeks update was horrible. I thought the updates were for Halo 2 and Halo 2 only... not all that other stuff like Hair color and holes in drywall. Indeed, Frankie owes us something in the coming week. Say, another 5 or 6 screens or another 3D Screenshot.

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