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6/24/2011 5:08:48 AM
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funniest rage messages you've received.
So i've been a big fan of flagstrav lately as its usually a great playlist to go major positive. This has led to some pretty hilarious rage loss messages. The one i got after a recent game was by far amusing for myself. So post yours
Him: You play like a B**** you're a virgin.
Me: So because im better than you you know about my -blam!- exploits?
Him: You play like a B*** nuff said.
Me: How so?
Him: You grabbed snipe and kept killing us with it. Then when 3 of us were shooting at you you ran away.
Me: So by you're logic i should not pick up snipe so your team can possibly grab it, and when im outmanned i should let you kill me becuse running away would be 'being a b***?"
No response after that. I thought it was funny but im sure theres some really funny conversations out there. Please share
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"Camper, camper, camper! Can you do anything else? No, just camp." It was funny because of the way he said it in the voice message.
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not too funny but, after a game of halo 3, we win and a guy comes on and yells "I wasn't ready -blam!-es I want a -blam!- remach!!"(always supports that age/maturity level argument considering he sounded 18) also, in 3, a team mate kills our flage carrier to take the flag, i start to shoot him and he kills me and i boot him later i get a message about how if i do that again i will be reported(what? on the off chance i do see him again? and he did sound sound like an annoying kid) "I wasjusttryingtodefendmyself soooo ifyoudothatagian i will report you so yea"
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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWlMNx8RYSQ[/url] Not mine, but dang funny :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCuXGSnfXE8 I think I win :)
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Some kid was acting like he was a hacker and could hack for free xbox live. He was also acting like a jerk, so i messaged him telling him to shut up. He then said: "I'll beat you up!" I then told him to try it. He said: "My dad works at microsoft and he handles banning people so I'll get him to ban you!" I then told him his dad does not work at microsoft, and he can't ban me. He then said: "I'll hack you!". Then right now, like 9 months afterwards, Guess what? I'm not hacked and I'm not banned. I still antagonize him sometimes for fun.
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this guy was mad because I killed him with the rockets once. Then he rage quits and messages me. He says I'm bad because I used rockets and sniper(teammate had sniper) and that he is pro because he was trying to use the pistol across the map. I lol and say that he obviously knows nothing. His response thats why he double killed me and my partner all game(he had one double kill and was using rockets like crazy). My response is all one of your double kills? He says 1 or 14.(he didn't even have 14 kills) Then said I showed no evidence of skill when controlling the power weapons.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ql THUND3R lp So i've been a big fan of flagstrav lately as its usually a great playlist to go major positive. This has led to some pretty hilarious rage loss messages. The one i got after a recent game was by far amusing for myself. So post yours Him: You play like a B**** you're a virgin. Me: So because im better than you you know about my -blam!- exploits? Him: You play like a B*** nuff said. Me: How so? Him: You grabbed snipe and kept killing us with it. Then when 3 of us were shooting at you you ran away. Me: So by you're logic i should not pick up snipe so your team can possibly grab it, and when im outmanned i should let you kill me becuse running away would be 'being a b***?" No response after that. I thought it was funny but im sure theres some really funny conversations out there. Please share[/quote] I don't think you're laughing at the messages. You're venting on this forum because of it...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Manslayer468 one time i was playing transformers revenge of the fallen online and i was slaughtering this kid. so he sends me a message calling me a noob. however, HE WAS USING CHEAT CODES TO GIVE HIM SPECIAL CHARACTERS ONLINE. i informed him of how noobish that was, he replied with "you can enter them in a section of the main menu so its not a cheat" the section was indeed labeled "CHEAT CODES" he called me a hypocrite and sent me a voice message of him saying "YOURE A MEANIE" whilee obviously crying. :) that was a fun night [/quote] Let me guess, super optimus right.
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meh, meet a player with the bungie nameplate. pretended to be one of those lil kids, send him a Vmail saying "Can i haz flaming reconz?" then he messaged me back saying okay, all i need to do is bend over and suck... then i started to cyber with him... things kinda got out of control... i think my xbox is a secks addict now... i don't know how that's possible..
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqwgckvKOms]I recorded it[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Krull some guy messaged me saying "n00b why did you teabag that was a easy splatter" to which I replied "THERES SUGAR IN MY ASS!"[/quote epic! My team left me once on swat, so it was me vs 4 blues i won with 47 kills (time ran out). eneter chat area.... :you camping little b!@#$, you suck balls, your a virgin, only virgins play like that!" me: so what your saying is I should of just gave up and put my self in the open for 4 enemies to pick me off? So I ambushed you everytime. that makes me a virgin? you dont get out much do you? also its like 4 am and your what 10? shouldnt you be a asleep? him: ..... -blam!- virgin ass mother -blam!-. me: :D yep thats me!
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some guy messaged me saying "n00b why did you teabag that was a easy splatter" to which I replied "THERES SUGAR IN MY ASS!"
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I think funniest rage messages come from intoxicated gamers. When they try to come up with something very smart to insult you and all you hear is something slurry and mindless. I tend to keep up the conversations just for the laughs.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kingofsmash1 Long story short, some punk kid was making threats at my nephews, so I came on the mic and told him I was with the FCC. Kid whimpered and cried, and then turned off his Xbox. It was a good day for me. :)[/quote] Win:)
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Noob: dude stop assassinating me! I'm gonna kill you! You -Blam!- Me: kk ;) *Assassinates Noob* Noob: I thought you said you were gonna stop!! Me: I sry but mah roflknife demandz blood k? Look, my roflknife goes slice slice slice. Noob: idiot! [Edited on 06.24.2011 12:17 AM PDT]
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I had a message from someone on my team telling me I should change my Gamerzone from Pro because I got 1 less kill than him. I admit, it was a bad match for me. I also had a message from some guy after a match raging at me for picking up the Sniper Rifle and the Spartan Laser instead of giving them to him. I did get about twenty kills using those two weapons until I was crushed by a Wraith :P
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one time i was playing transformers revenge of the fallen online and i was slaughtering this kid. so he sends me a message calling me a noob. however, HE WAS USING CHEAT CODES TO GIVE HIM SPECIAL CHARACTERS ONLINE. i informed him of how noobish that was, he replied with "you can enter them in a section of the main menu so its not a cheat" the section was indeed labeled "CHEAT CODES" he called me a hypocrite and sent me a voice message of him saying "YOURE A MEANIE" whilee obviously crying. :) that was a fun night
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kingofsmash1 Long story short, some punk kid was making threats at my nephews, so I came on the mic and told him I was with the FCC. Kid whimpered and cried, and then turned off his Xbox. It was a good day for me. :)[/quote] There are terrible people out there. I won't go into detail but My friend got someguy's xbox permabanned for something that violated the microsoft agreements.
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Well, the usual full of himself clown decided to act tough behind the shield known as the internet and talked a lot of trash, saying everyone sucked, how he would a** r*** us till are mothers felt it and so on. my friends and I proceeded to commit what could only be called genocide against the other team. We ended the match at the 75 kill mark, and if I remember correctly his team barely broke double digits. so I got the following message and I quote, "Your such a f***ing loser, your 20 years old and playing video games and talking smack, go get a life f**." Meanwhile I'm thinking all the following within a few seconds: 1)aren't you supposed to get this after your 18 years old? 2) he sounds 13 3) mother must have bought it for him. 4) I should get a life? 5) I have a job 6) I'm going to Michigan tech for a chemical engineering degree. 7) I have a nice car. 8) I have friends. 9) I have a love life 10) Not only do I have a life, but it seems to be a pretty good life. 11) wait, wasn't he the only one "talking smack"? 12) sure I laughed at his immaturity but, who could help but chuckle a little. 13) This kid is telling me to go get a life when it is clear he still sponges of his guardians. 14) Why must I put up with this every time I decide to stay in game chat.
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Playing Firefight dubs votes for the arcadefight option on Corvette kid picks none of the above. The rest of the game was him shooting me with rockets and a fuel rod while I laughed.
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Long story short, some punk kid was making threats at my nephews, so I came on the mic and told him I was with the FCC. Kid whimpered and cried, and then turned off his Xbox. It was a good day for me. :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iZak10 I was using my Eternal Flame Effect in this game. I was the only one with this effect in the game. After the game, I got this from someone. "OMG, Are u a Bungie employee?" Deciding to do some trolling I responded "Yep." "OMG OMG. Can I hav blue flames plz?" "Sure!" "Rlly?!" "Yep, just get a job at Bungie and your all set." "YOU F**KING A**HOLE YOU'RE NOT A BUNGIE EMPLOYEE, IF U WERE YOU'LL GIVE ME THE ETERNAL FLAME. IF U DON'T ILL STOP PLAYING!" "Bye, bye, then." "F**K YOU!" *block*[/quote] should have told him to press the giant green button on his xbox....noobs fall for that ALL the time
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I was using my Eternal Flame Effect in this game. I was the only one with this effect in the game. After the game, I got this from someone. "OMG, Are u a Bungie employee?" Deciding to do some trolling I responded "Yep." "OMG OMG. Can I hav blue flames plz?" "Sure!" "Rlly?!" "Yep, just get a job at Bungie and your all set." "YOU F**KING A**HOLE YOU'RE NOT A BUNGIE EMPLOYEE, IF U WERE YOU'LL GIVE ME THE ETERNAL FLAME. IF U DON'T ILL STOP PLAYING!" "Bye, bye, then." "F**K YOU!" *block*
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everybody in a game of swords quit cept me and some kid. he killed me 4 times, i killed him 23 before he quit and said "My dad works for Microsoft, and im gunna get him to ban you"
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Him: OMG STOP CAMPING WITH ROCKETS YOU -blam!-! I was whoring rockets on CTF Highlands and killing everyone over and over for 15 minutes. The game ended 0-0 and then he said: Him: 0-0 -blam!- ass game bcuz of retards like you -blam!- ^_^ lol
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Messenger: why score bomb? Me: I'm trying to do a challenge. Messenger: f*** the challenge Me: I honestly don't care what you think. Messenger: you should Me: Hahaha! Messenger: fat boy
