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5/14/2011 3:03:25 AM
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my boob rating equation.
OK, so here is the procedure
things you'll need: A Girl, A ruler, and maybe a calculator.
step 1: when you are at 3 base with a girl, you shove your head into her cleavage.
step 2: use the ruler to measure how much of your head is sticking out of her cleavage.
step 3: subtract that number by ten, and you get your score.
My girl got a 4. TRY IT :)
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*facebible*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snowy Zoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt monkey41 Last time i did this my girlfriend started having uncontrollable orgasms and we did it for six hours straight... [url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s320/forever+alone+face.png]Just kidding i don't have a girlfriend.[/url] [/quote] I feel ya man.[/quote] So do I...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt monkey41 Last time i did this my girlfriend started having uncontrollable orgasms and we did it for six hours straight... [url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s320/forever+alone+face.png]Just kidding i don't have a girlfriend.[/url] [/quote] I feel ya man.
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The only thing that makes a difference to me is nipple type. They have to be juuuuust riiight. No sausage patties or carrot tips, just cute normal shaped nips. (My gf atm has huge knockers but sausage patty nips and it just ruins it maaaan.........)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] everywhere116 I thought you didn't care about boobs.[/quote]When did I say that?[/quote]quite a lot actually. [/quote]Uhh...No I don't.[/quote]Boobs are universal, even with gheys
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Way too much work. I don't want to have to get rulers and stuff involved with my boob rating.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChemicalKW47 OP have you ever heard of the TET OFFENSIVE?[/quote] Which one, the one in 1968 or the one in Feb. of 1969?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Toucan Sam I got kicked in the balls. Does that count for anything?[/quote] That factors into the foot rating system. How far did you balls go into your stomach?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] everywhere116 I thought you didn't care about boobs.[/quote]When did I say that?[/quote]quite a lot actually. [/quote]Uhh...No I don't.
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Or ask her for bra size?
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This is assuming that the Flood can get to third base, that all of our heads are the same size, and that anyone with half a brain would rather measure the boobs than fondle them.
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I got kicked in the balls. Does that count for anything?
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What about the variable of our head size? Or is the point of this equation to determine the boob rating in sync with the individual man, rather than the boob rating overall? [Edited on 05.14.2011 1:26 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT you shove your head into her cleavage. [/quote] this made me lol so much :') oh and what if you suffocated :O [Edited on 05.14.2011 1:32 PM PDT]
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My girl would rip my eyes out if I took a ruler to her boobs........
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That's just stupid.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The DMR No. I'm good.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scorch676 Tried it, got a restraining order. Did I follow the steps correctly? [/quote] Perfect execution, Quote of the day i'd say.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flygon How about A-D cup. C and D are great, everything else sucks[/quote]B and C Cups are the best. A Cups are meh, and D Cups and higher are awful. [Edited on 05.14.2011 9:42 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChemicalKW47 OP have you ever heard of the TET OFFENSIVE?[/quote] What does that... oh wait. Iseewhatudidthar
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] everywhere116 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Shape > Size, IMO.[/quote]dont you like fur on your bewbs?[/quote]Und? Makes no difference to the size or shape point.[/quote] I thought you didn't care about boobs.[/quote]When did I say that?[/quote]quite a lot actually.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] everywhere116 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Shape > Size, IMO.[/quote]dont you like fur on your bewbs?[/quote]Und? Makes no difference to the size or shape point.[/quote] I thought you didn't care about boobs.[/quote]When did I say that?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] everywhere116 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Shape > Size, IMO.[/quote]dont you like fur on your bewbs?[/quote]Und? Makes no difference to the size or shape point.[/quote] I thought you didn't care about boobs.[/quote]i think he is Bi, but ill let him speak for himseft, at @wyidfyre twas a joke.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RJ27 um, this equation has some flaws. For exanple: What if you have a tiny/large head?[/quote]Simple, he sticks his head in there.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Shape > Size, IMO.[/quote]dont you like fur on your bewbs?[/quote]Und? Makes no difference to the size or shape point.[/quote] I thought you didn't care about boobs.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Shape > Size, IMO.[/quote]dont you like fur on your bewbs?[/quote]Und? Makes no difference to the size or shape point. [Edited on 05.13.2011 7:32 PM PDT]
