[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Grape Jelly Yeah, go on then.[/quote]hi again

Yeah, go on then.

I think I'll give this another go.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendship *necro bump* Lets try this again![/quote] let's do this.

*necro bump* Lets try this again!

[url=http://imageshack.us/f/88/ahahai.png/]My very first attempt, THIS happened.[/url] It goes on for a while. I just wanted to get the initial "Porch" in there.

can`t find the floodians :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hey You: Hello there Stranger: wuts up You: gas prices Stranger: haha Stranger: asl? You: This site is monitored by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Asking for the whereabouts, age, and/or gender of someone is not permitted. Stranger: srry You: Please do not do it again. Stranger: ok You: Thank you. Stranger: what would happen if i did do it again ? You: You will be traced and issued a court hearing. Stranger: Oh, i dont want that lol. I'll stop' srry about that :) You: It's fine. Stranger: bye You: Goodbye. Have a wonderful day. Stranger: thanks you too Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Hi You: Hello. Stranger: How are you? You: I am fine, how about yourself? Stranger: Not too shabby, thank you :) You: You're welcome. Stranger: So, do you like oranges? You: I do. Although I haven't eaten any in quite some time. Stranger: Hmmmm... You should fix that You: Indeed. Stranger: Your mission, go get and eat an orange Stranger: I trust you to complete this mission succesfully You: Mission accepted! Stranger: Good You: *James bond music plays in background* Stranger: No, Stranger: MISSION IMPOSIBLE MUSIC You: YES! Stranger: whilst you sneak around You: the grocery store! Stranger: And grab an orange, then sneakily make your way to the line You: "That'll be 4.75" You: For one orange!? Stranger: Well, it IS a golden orange You: Oh, I didn't see that. You: I thought it was the lighting. Stranger: Facepalm You: *Facenova* Stranger: THEN YOU ESCAPE A GIANT ORANGE WITH INDIANA JONES MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND You: Then what! Stranger: Then, you stop the giant orange with the force, and eat it :) You: Sounds good Stranger: MISSION SUCCESSFUL! Stranger: Good job agent P You: Alright You: Thank you sir! Stranger: Have a nice dayXD

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vickycoco7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thebuzzardbait [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divinity No one cares :([/quote] Awww i care buddy![/quote][/quote] YAY again!!!!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thebuzzardbait [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divinity No one cares :([/quote] Awww i care buddy![/quote]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hello Stranger: asl?? You: This site is monitored by the F.B.I. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or switch to video or send us feedback Was this conversation great? Download the log!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thebuzzardbait [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divinity No one cares :([/quote] Awww i care buddy![/quote] YAY!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Why hello there Stranger: :D Stranger: your name please? You: It's always good to meet new people You: My name is Dmitri Stranger: yea. hey if i tell you im from philippines. would you disconnect it? You: Why would I do that? Stranger: im just wondering how people will react tho. Stranger: LOL. You: Most people are stupid. You: I am friendly to anyone. Stranger: what makes you say they are stupid? Stranger: do you think only some filipinos are stupid? You: They make fun of other people just because they are from a different country You: Like me You: I;m Russian Stranger: ohh.. You: Americans say that they're the best Stranger: who's best? You: No one is You: I was saying what the americans on here say Stranger: wait, what? i mean, whom were you referring to they're the best? Stranger: the russian or filipinos? You: America You: The american said to me that they are better than everyone else Stranger: oh im sorry. hahaha i misunderstood it. lol You: It is fine You: How is the Phillipines? Stranger: philippines is fine. You: Nice weather? Stranger: sort of. since its summer, its always sunny. but there are times that its rainy. You: It is snowing where i am You: I like the cold weather Stranger: only if philippines is not located in the tropical area, philippines would have snow. :D Stranger: LOL! You: haha You: I travel around the world You: To different places Stranger: really? You: Yes Stranger: what places have you been to? You: I have never traveled to the philipines before. I heard it was nice there Stranger: there are a lot of foreigners here. Stranger: especially in cebu, manila and boracay You: I have been to brazil, america, japan, china, canada, germany, and alot of other places Stranger: wow. Stranger: you seem to have lots of money hu Stranger: huh* You: yes You: i like japan the most Stranger: really?? Stranger: why? Stranger: how about korea? You: sushi :) Stranger: korea's my dream country tho haha. Stranger: but ive been to US. Stranger: oh the sushi haha Stranger: :) You: i am going to north korea next month! Stranger: wow. You: How did you like america? Stranger: wait, seoul is in south korea. why wont you go there? You: I will after north korea Stranger: uhmm.. US? Stranger: are you a celebrity? Stranger: :D You: no Stranger: or not? Stranger: oh. wow, you really have lots of money haa!! Stranger: :) You: I just like to travel You: I like to see new cultures Stranger: the fare when you go abroad.. is it cheap? or expensive? You: i like to meet new people an become new friends Stranger: woaah! :) You: it depends on where i go Stranger: well, ive been to us when i was 15 tho You: the most expensive i have been to is japan Stranger: but what is the expensive place you've been to? Stranger: arent you planning to go to china? Stranger: especially in beijing? Stranger: :D You: I have already went to beijing and hong kong You: its awesome! Stranger: yea ive been to hong kong too Stranger: :D Stranger: just last year. You: thats cool Stranger: hows beijing then? Stranger: :P You: i went ten years ago Stranger: woaah. You: it was raining when i got off the plane You: i seen the forbidden city You: its bif You: big Stranger: really? You: then after hong kong i walked on great wall Stranger: if you buy a thing, do you convert the price so you could see how cheap or expensive the thing was? Stranger: the great wall of china? You: yes great wall of china You: And before I travel, i go to an exchange and trade my money for a different one, it is much easier that way Stranger: oh. Stranger: thats what my mom do tho Stranger: :) Stranger: did* Stranger: im sorry. i used the wrong term since its already in the past :D You: its fine You: everyone makes mistakes Stranger: haha yea right :D Stranger: hey if i ask you, if you meet filipinos around the country.. what would you think about them? O_O You: I do not judge people, i am always kind to others Stranger: oh thanks! :> You: your welcome Stranger: but honestly, what is it? Stranger: :) You: what is what? Stranger: like what do you think about them? hahha. sorry for asking it twice You: I like them, i met some while in america, his name was david he was a nice person You: we became friends Stranger: oh thats cool You: what is the language that you speak? Stranger: i speak cebuano :D You: I never heard of it Stranger: its visaya. lol You: i know a little of thai Stranger: in russia, do you speak english? Stranger: really? You: sometimes i do You: i help foreigners in russia when i can Stranger: ohh Stranger: whats your age? You: i'm 28 Stranger: youre 9 years older than me. im still 19. still studying at college.:D You: what are you going to do after college? Stranger: hopefully god willing. if i pass the board exam, ill do my job then. i mean the course that i am taking it now.. You: I see You: If i disconnect its because i have bad connection where i am right now Stranger: hmm. i dont know. lol Stranger: cause its like people here are random Stranger: wait, are youu gonna disconnecT? You: no, there is a storm over me now You: it cuts the internet off when it storms Stranger: ohh.. Stranger: i see You: I like talking to you Stranger: lol why? You: You dont find nice people like yourself on here that oftern Stranger: yeaa thats right. Stranger: most people here are pervert. thats what i dont like You: exactly! You: is there anyway we can keep in touch? Stranger: lol no. Stranger: im sorry. You: Oh You: i guess we'll keep on talking on here eh? Stranger: haha yea! :D You: :( Stranger: im sorry tho. You: its alright Stranger: why dont you try to visit philippines? You: i am having issues right now with bills Stranger: oh You: i planned on going after korea You: the phillipines You: then hawaii Stranger: im jealous of you.. hahaha. youre so adventurous Stranger: woaaahh hawaaaii <3 You: dont be jealous Stranger: only if we have lots of money like yours. im sure we can go anywhere haha You: do you know marco polo? Stranger: thats a hotel right? O_O im not sure. why You: he was an explorer You: a long time ago Stranger: oh im sorry my bad. Stranger: hahaha You: he went around the world You: and he found a city of gold Stranger: oh yeaa. i remember him but i totally forgot him tho. lol You: he had 13 ships You: but only came back with 1 Stranger: yep :D You: there were ships of gold You: I plan on finding it Stranger: lol you serious? You: Yes Stranger: wow, goodluck! You: My last adventure Stranger: :) You: thank you You: Shambahla You: is the name of the city Stranger: ohh. Stranger: where is that? You: no one knows You: it is lost city You: like atlantis Stranger: ohh You: I will probably dire You: die You: from it Stranger: lol. You: searching for it is very dangerous Stranger: you cant die. there are actually a lot you can experience tho Stranger: aside from searching those things you wanted to find You: If i find it i wont come back Stranger: why? You: it will be paradise Stranger: lol You: dont think im crazy Stranger: hey im so curios of the bermuda triangle Stranger: lol im not Stranger: :D Stranger: curious* You: Bermuda triangle You: Spooky! You: ill go if i dont find shambahla You: :) You: Are you there? You: It was nice talking to you. Take care and stay save goodbye friend!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divinity No one cares :([/quote] Awww i care buddy!

I will start trying [Edited on 05.13.2011 7:26 PM PDT]

No one cares :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hello. Stranger: Hi Stranger: Im white, you? You: I am aswell, what of it? Stranger: Testing, your a real person, what of it? You: Yes, last time I checked, I am a sentient being. Stranger: So what secret knowledge do you posess? You: Specify. Stranger: What knowledge do you have Stranger: That most do not You: I have a substantial amount of knowledge. It depends entirely on the situation of the subject at hand. Stranger: Sentient = computer in th movie matrix, You: I would not take after cinema fraudulence. Stranger: Well situation: i seeking woman for companionshipp You: Are you asking for advice? Stranger: If you want to call it that Stranger: I seek knowledge, or just experience You: Being straightforward and expressing how you feel about that said person and being yourself is effective. Stranger: I have conntrol. Over my "desires" , You: What are your "desires"? Stranger: Mature women Stranger: Mature in ... Stranger: Situations'' You: Define "Situations" You: Do you mean intercourse? You: Are you there? You: If you aren't then I will leave. Stranger: Yes, but no Stranger: Not intercourse You: What do you mean by " situations"? Stranger: How she handles herself in ... You: You have to explain what you mean, i'm not catching on. Stranger: Stressful to most situations You: An example? Stranger: You will wait, because you have nothing better to do You: I am more than willing to help you, but I do not take kindly to your reply. You: I need an example to understand this fully. Stranger: Example: socially attractive male expresses interest Stranger: In this woman, what should she do? You: So, you show interest, but you're not noticed? Stranger: Noticed enough to lay her You: Then what is the problem? Stranger: Why do i not = the world Stranger: I (should) = world You: Does she expect you to have high expectations? Stranger: I would have created that You: Excuse me for one moment. Stranger: But influence from her friends is more powerful than i can combat? Stranger: Sir' You: Alright, I return. You: Are her friends trying to pull her away from you? Stranger: Maybe Stranger: I believe You: It could be that they're jealous. Stranger: Life is too short You: True You: Are you depressed? Stranger: When were rhere, we will know You: I do not understand you. Stranger: Are you? You: What are you getting at? Stranger: Excuse me a moment, i must bodily function You: I'll wait. Stranger: O.k, so Stranger: You into psychology You: It is decent. Stranger: It is all You: I do not understand your point of view. Stranger: Perception & perception is all You: Perception is not all. You: Perception is only a mere miniscule of the concept of reality. Stranger: How You: To precieve, is to speculate a debatable ponder. Stranger: But it is all of the reality YOU will ever know,/ever You: You must broaden your conscious. You: To a higher state. Stranger: A debatable ponder= ? You: Pondering something is to think about, debatable is to discuss about that thought and to come up with a rational and efficient result. Stranger: It is all i can ever ask of you,correct/as a human being / your perception? You: My perception on what? Stranger: Inspecific/anything You: I think about the future, I am a strategist. You: Would you kindly spare me a moment Stranger: Yes Stranger: Everyone is strategic, /human nature Stranger: Most r bound to fail, but us will not Stranger: Respond or im out Stranger: It's been really nice talking to you, my e-mail is Stranger: Thats 2 _ underscores, , keep learning

I'm having this long conversation about this guy's love life. I'll post soon.

Revive

Stranger: MOHAHAHAHA Stranger: that was my evil laugh You: it was a good laugh Stranger: thank you Stranger: i practiced every day for six months You: i could hear it through my speakers, even though i have mute turned on Stranger: *proud* :D You: lol Stranger: so do you have an evil laugh? You: not, really, tho i do have an evil elbow Stranger: an evil elbow? Stranger: that sounds interesting You: it's really useful *elbows stranger* see? Stranger: i understand Stranger: ouch Stranger: i gotta get me an evil elbow You: yeh, it's way more useful than a laugh. i can manipulate people with it Stranger: really?^^ Stranger: but you can hear my laugh miles away... You: yeh. this one time, i was robbing a bank. the cops showed up, but i got out my elbow and they backed the -blam!- away and let me off with over a million pounds Stranger: wow You: yeh, that was a good feeling Stranger: but i bet you were scared when you heard my laugh You: i agree, it was scary, but nowhere near as scary as my elbow. if you ever have the misfortune of seeing it, then i think you would die out of fright Stranger: i don't think so Stranger: i don't scare easily You: that's what you think now Stranger: maybe... You: anyways, i have 2 go now Stranger: okay bye

make of this what you wish [quote]Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: how can you people have sex over the internet? it's crazy Stranger: hahahahah no whats your gender You: nerd Stranger: your the nerd -blam!- Stranger: -blam!- yourself You: i am a nerd, we are a different sex altogether Stranger: wtf? Stranger: do you play black ops You: since we have no sex life we are condoned to live out our fantasies over the internet to some random old dude Stranger: wtf You: no, i am not that retarded Stranger: im 14 and just trying this site out if its like that bot thingy that you talk to Stranger: retard You: well, it's not Stranger: yah i knew thats Stranger: putang ina You: at least, i don't think it is Stranger: lol Stranger: im a bot You: no ur not, imma bot! Stranger: no ur not ur a whore You: yah thnx Stranger: godbye whore pit viper[/quote]

this is fun

I'm on. Say Porch and I'll reply, I'm not starting with "porch."

You: You are in a dark forest Stranger: Okay, continue.. You: You used "okay" in a way that I do not understand Stranger: Continue.. You: You meet a homeless person. He asks you for a sock. Stranger: I get him a sock! You: You have given the homeless person a sock. He begins to fap. Stranger: Go on.. You: He thanks you for your curiosity and gives you 50 jizz soaked coins Stranger: Winning! You: You used "!" in a way that I do not understand Stranger: What is your problem? You: A wild Charlie Sheen appears!!! Stranger: -blam!- family? You: Charlie Sheen mugs you, you lose 50 jizz soaked coins Stranger: God damnit. You: A wild God appears!!! Stranger: You mean dog? You: God smites thee. You lose all of your clothing. Stranger: Sounds like a good ti,me Stranger: *time You: You continue on into the city. Stranger: Yes.. Stranger: Still naked? You: Yes. Stranger: -blam!-, okay :( You: A generous lady gives you a poncho. Stranger: Aw what color? You: Rainbow colored with Ponies all over it. Stranger: -blam!- YEAH You: A crowd of citizens begin to throw eggs at you. The eggs are on fire. You: Direct Hit! You lose 10 hp. You have 90 hp left. You: Please perform an action within 60 seconds. If you do not, you will die. Stranger: OH GOD. Stranger: I throw orange juice at them. You: The orange juice puts out the flames! Eggs only cause 1 hp of damage now. Stranger: Then since I'm naked, I go into Six Flags & go into the kids water section You: Your command is invalid due to models/player/clothing/poncho_rainbowpony Stranger: I take it off! You: The old lady who gave you the poncho is displeased, and shoots you in the leg. You lose 89 hp! You: You have 1 hp left Stranger: I gave the poncho to a dying homeless man & it miracoulsly saves his life. +20hp Stranger: *200hp You: Homeless man reveals disguise! Homeless man is Charlie Sheen! You lose 199 hp! You have 1 hp left You: y2* You: 2* Stranger: I send Charlie Sheen to rehab & he gets all better. +400hp You: Charlie Sheen takes rehab at home. Rehab fails! You lose 401 hp! You have 1 hp left Stranger: He no longer has Berta; I get him a maid. +700hp You: New maid has sex with Charlie Sheen! Maid is pregnant and sues for child support. You lose 700hp! You have 1 hp left Stranger: The child then grows up, kills Obama & runs for president, the world is now restored. +1,000hp You: You encounter your first fortune cookie. Would you like to read it for 1000hp? Stranger: I will read it for +850hp You: Deal accepted, you have been taxed 150hp for the bargain You: Fortune reads: You: "PRO TIP: Kill Charlie Sheen" Stranger: I then get Allen & Jake involved & the drown him in the ocean. +750hp You: Charlie Sheen is dead. Charlie Sheen is your biological father and you inherit all of his money and possesions!!! Congratulations! You win! You: Would you like to play the sequel, "The adventures of OmegleMega: Zombie Charlie Sheen" for $300? Stranger: I only have till 6:30 and its 6:09 now. GO You: The game is broken. You lose $300. Stranger: The $300 is fake. WINNING. You: A wild zombie Charlie Sheen appears! He eats your brain. You lose infinity hp! You now have -infinity hp! You have lost the game! You: Oh yeah and something about Porches. Stranger: -blam!- YOU, I ALWAYS WIN. You: Not Today. FOR THE FLOOD!!! Stranger: Kill yourself. Stranger: Speachless now, huh? You: You used "huh?" in a way that I do not understand. Stranger: Ender from Ender's game kills Charlie Sheen & I regain my +infinityhp! Stranger: HAVE A NICE DAY. You: You used "Speachless" in a way that I do not understand. Stranger: Your argument is invalid. You: You have been nuked from orbit! You now have 1 hp. Stranger: STILL WINNING. SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH. You: The computer is thinking... Stranger: Kaybaii.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RVD1337 Seems like many people recognize "That Porch Guy."[/quote] i know, im always getting asked.