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4/14/2011 7:41:45 AM
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There's a centipede in my fridge

I wanted to get a midnight snack with some protein, but this was [i]not[/i] what I had in mind at all :( Anyone have any suggestions?
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  • Freeze it in jello. Seriously, you're an idiot if you didn't figure that out before.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheStigTopGear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil DrPorkChop I think those things are poisonous[/quote] [url=http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/new-mexico/43476d1245156832-giant-desert-centipedes-centipede.jpg]This is the one that I saw[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scutigera_coleoptrata.JPG]Are you sure it wasn't this one....[/url][/quote] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING??

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XTheRedScholarX Do you realize what you have done! The parody threads will be everywhere. So it begins the great -blam!-storm of our time.[/quote] There were quite a few fridge threads last night... Hopefully nobody really finds a snake in theirs though. [/quote]That centipede is still in your fridge? If he's in a place you can't reach, just mustard gas the bastard and move on. [Edited on 04.14.2011 1:07 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XTheRedScholarX Do you realize what you have done! The parody threads will be everywhere. So it begins the great -blam!-storm of our time.[/quote] There were quite a few fridge threads last night... Hopefully nobody really finds a snake in theirs though.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil DrPorkChop [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil DrPorkChop I think those things are poisonous[/quote] [url=http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/new-mexico/43476d1245156832-giant-desert-centipedes-centipede.jpg]This is the one that I saw[/url][/quote] God that thing is creepy looking[/quote] That's one of the poisonious ones. I suggest just leaving it in there if you don't want to have to mess with it. It will eventiually freeze to death, and then you just have to wait untill it freezes to the point where you can remove it like would a chuck of ice. EDIT: Nevermind, it died it seems. I would find out how it was able to get out of the frige or freezer though, you don't want any holes in there. [Edited on 04.14.2011 12:52 PM PDT]

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  • Do you realize what you have done! The parody threads will be everywhere. So it begins the great -blam!-storm of our time.

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  • Lord Revan is basically posting to say "I dare you to make a parody thread"

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  • This thread is hilarious xD

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  • 0_0 That really creeped me out. I would definitely remove it immediately and call your insect guy to spray because if you are seeing scorpions and centipedes, you should get on that. If this is REALLY happening ;D

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  • Suicide is the only option.

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  • Then it is agreed, the fridge must go.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK Parody threads... GO!![/quote]

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  • O RLY!?

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  • 1.Capture it carefully 2.Package it securely 3.Post to me in the UK 4.???? 5. Profit.

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  • Watch out OP. It could have gone into youre bed or youre pillow. Or it could go into youre bed or pillow while you are sleeping Sleep tight OP

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  • You must use the force.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheStigTopGear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil DrPorkChop I think those things are poisonous[/quote] [url=http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/new-mexico/43476d1245156832-giant-desert-centipedes-centipede.jpg]This is the one that I saw[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scutigera_coleoptrata.JPG]Are you sure it wasn't this one....[/url][/quote] No those are house centipedes. It was bigger than that. I found it this morning inside one of the food bowls. Looks like he couldn't take the spices.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana Midnight snack found.[/quote]lol

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheStigTopGear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil DrPorkChop I think those things are poisonous[/quote] [url=http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/new-mexico/43476d1245156832-giant-desert-centipedes-centipede.jpg]This is the one that I saw[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scutigera_coleoptrata.JPG]Are you sure it wasn't this one....[/url][/quote] Dude... I almost crapped myself... It looks like an evolved form of a spider of something...

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  • I remember after a party I passed out on the floor in the basement and i woke up with a centipede on my neck O.o

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil DrPorkChop I think those things are poisonous[/quote] [url=http://www.city-data.com/forum/attachments/new-mexico/43476d1245156832-giant-desert-centipedes-centipede.jpg]This is the one that I saw[/url][/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scutigera_coleoptrata.JPG]Are you sure it wasn't this one....[/url]

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  • Well, centipedes [i]are[/i] full of protein...

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  • Give it a knife to use and then fight it, the playing field will be even XD On a more serious note i would impale it on something then throw it somewhere like down my sink which has sharp spinning things below it if you flick a switch. [Edited on 04.14.2011 3:10 AM PDT]

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  • Suicide is the only option!

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  • Do what you do best, complain about it, TO EVERYONE! Or you could use a rolled up paper, and hit it over and over.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sh1n1ng Wolf Be nice to it or Chickenpede will be [i]pissed[/i].[/quote] NO! Bad wolf! That name is forbiddon! *Shivers*

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