Hey guys, I was wondering what the communities fave Red vs. Blue quotes. So post them here.
Here are the top quotes so far:
[quote]My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies! - Caboose[/quote]
[quote]THERE'S NO 11 YOU F**KIN WHORE! - Church[/quote]
[Edited on 03.19.2011 5:36 PM PDT]
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[quote][/quote] [quote] Hey, You over grown ornament. [/quote]
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[quote]"Grif You're so fat that when you broke your arm gravy came out!" - Simmons[/quote] [Edited on 03.19.2011 5:38 PM PDT]
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"Hey Meta, settle a bet would ya? Does that thing kinda look a big cat to you?" -Sarge
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"I need you to jam your hand in his rocket launcher!" "I find a new way to greet people! Owwww!"
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They cant see me,..i cant see them!
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"I will eat your babies and crap out their Souls!" -O'Malley [Edited on 03.19.2011 4:22 PM PDT]
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OP fail, Church said that not Tucker. It was when he was with Doc and Junior and was trying to contact Vic. Anyway, there are way to many to decide, let's just say all of them.
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"I AM NOT A THING! MY NAME IS LEONARD CHURCH, AND YOU WILL FEAR MY LAZER FACE!" "Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?" "HOLY CRAP! WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY?!" "I only say shisno in context, like when talking to a shisno or about a shisno. I think I see what you mean, shisno." "Ok, Tucker is the fighter, Crunchbite is the healer, and I am the powerful...and intelligent...wizard. Mor-phue-max." "Time...LINE??? Time isn't made out of lines; it is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." "We're not retreating, we're advancing! Towards future victory!" "Bow-chicka-bow-wow!" "You shot Curch, you team-killing f***-tard!" "It's not pink, it's lightish red!" "-Son, you're going out of turn! -I thought I went after Simmons? -No, we go in line: it goes you then me, then Simmons, then back down to me then you, then me then me, then Simmons then me then me then Simmons, me, me, Simmons, you, Simmons, me, me, me, Simmons, you...me...then me again. It makes perfect sense!" "-Never, ever, come back here. -Ok. -No...I need to KNOW that you understand. I need to hear you say it. -Don't ever go backwards." "Caboose, if that happens, i'm sure the shell would just bounce off of you and land on me somehow." "Your toast has been burned! And no amount of scraping will remove the black part!" "-That was the worst throw ever, of all time. -Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way." That's to name a few... P.S. I was about to make a thread just like this :(
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[quote][b]Said by:[/b] Simmons My fake life is so much better than my real life[/quote] I may have got it a little wrong, but you know what i mean.
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"Whoa, whoa. Take a chill pill. If you don't have a chill pill, take a chill strip. You know, put it on your tongue, it dissolves, chill." -wink- Vic is one of the most amazing characters in Red VS Blue!
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"This is better than Grifball!"-Sarge
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Pretty much anything by Caboose.
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[quote]Yeah, I'm a magic robot. - Lopez[/quote]
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"HOOHOOHOOHOOHAHAHAHAHA, now be careful... Don't give away our position with maniacal laughing" - Omega :D "SHUT UP" "FOOLS" "SHUT UP YOU FOOL" Yep. [Edited on 03.18.2011 8:00 PM PDT]
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"My name is Micheal J.Cabose and.I.hate.babies!!"
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"BLARGH!" - Cruchbite
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THERE IS NO 11 YOU F**KING WHORE!!!
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check my signature enough said.
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[quote]WHO IS RUNNING THIS ARMY!?!?![/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] popcorn1330 "that was the second worst throw, of all time. ever"[/quote] okay, officially now this next to "why are there six pedals if there are only four directions!"
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"I feel dizzy" or "I think I'll just lie down" Both Caboose [Edited on 03.18.2011 11:57 AM PDT]
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[quote] brian... i want brian... - caboose caboose its brains - name escapes me oh sorry - caboose [quote]
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Caboose! You team killing fu**tard!
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[quote]Andy: ...we're used to bein' naked, freeballin'... c'mon! Commando. Tucker: Let me just put it this way, I felt less threatened when Tex was just staring at my sword. Tex: Huh-what? Ooo, uh... yea. I was just admiring his alien... muscle structure... Tucker: Yea, one particular part of his muscle structure Tex: Well that's just a matter of peni- I, I mean OPINION... opinion. Church: Smooth... Caboose: You told me it was a third arm... Andy: Hey Caboose! High-Five! Caboose: I don't want to do that anymore...[/quote]
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[quote]Get Simmonized! - Simmons[/quote]
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Why are there six pedals and only four directions?