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3/9/2011 4:31:26 PM
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"TUMBLES!! the stairdragon" Is it bad that I laughed at this?
Copied from an encyclopedia dramatica article. (and toned down)
[quote]"Tumbles the Stairdragon" is the moniker earned by an otherwise unremarkable furry who generated totalulz by trying to become an hero at a furry convention. When his attempt to slash his throat with a thick plastic sunglass lens failed to generate sufficient drama, he flung himself down a steep flight of concrete stairs. Unfortunately for him (and for everyone else), the staircase only had seven stairs.
Aided by some heavy drinking and a respectable amount of drugs, he got himself kicked out of room party for ignoring even the few rudimentary rules of social interaction furries manage to follow: groping anything that came near him and threatening to kill anyone who even mentioned cocaine because he was so desperate for some.
He then realized nobody was listening to him and pitched a giant fit, throwing his sandals to the ground and sobbing pitifully as only an unwashed fat coke addict can. Eventually, everyone in the entire building had made it known that they didn't want him in their rooms and he made his way to the smoking area, where he found the stairs from which he received his True Name.
At this point, it must have become clear even to him that he had no reason to live; indeed, not even the other furries could put up with his -blam!-. So, after a brief struggle, he managed to remove a lens from his sunglasses and began to vigorously rub it against his neck in hopes of slashing his throat with it. Since he didn't notice that most sunglasses are dull plastic, he of course failed in epic fashion.
So he launched himself down the stairs.
His rallying cry while rolling down the concrete steps was "I CAN'T STOP MYSELF!" After the lulz-induced hysteria of watching a furry try and fail at killing himself subsided, someone managed to call the police. The police arrived, and Tumbles repeatedly begged officers to shoot him. They slammed him into the ground a few times in dramatic style, and by then an ambulance had arrived to carry the fat furry off on a pair of stretchers held side by side.
The extent of his injuries were regrettably superficial, though he was held in a mental institution because at that time he was showing signs of being unfit for social interaction. He has since been seen at other furry conventions, and when confronted he quickly left the area and was not seen afterward.[/quote]
This sounds terrible and I hope the guy is all right, but I couldn't help myself. I laughed. Am I a terrible person for laughing at this?
At least "tumbles" wasn't near an escalator.
[Edited on 03.09.2011 12:43 PM PST]
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I lol'd so hard I feel down my stairs.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zeku [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXxTheSc0urgexX Hahaha! Nothing I'd like to see more than [i]that[/i]. Too bad this is an obvious troll...[/quote]I'm not really trolling, I just thought it was hilarious.[/quote] Suuure. Sure. I know your type.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXxTheSc0urgexX Hahaha! Nothing I'd like to see more than [i]that[/i]. Too bad this is an obvious troll...[/quote]I'm not really trolling, I just thought it was hilarious.
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Hahaha! Nothing I'd like to see more than [i]that[/i]. Too bad this is an obvious troll...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LillithAndLuna [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What is thiss [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Mundies[/quote] ?[/quote] Mundanes. Term for average people or non furries. Likely at least mildly insulting. Or at least that's my educated guess.[/quote]Bravo, spot on.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu So... why are you guys taking a hissy fit because this was posted? I doubt you would care this much if it was a non-furry who tried to off himself with a lens and stairs.[/quote] I would have.
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I thought it was funny so what. It's not too big of a deal, it's not liking like I'm hating on furries. Just the mental ones. [Edited on 03.09.2011 12:49 PM PST]
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My next cat will now be called Tumbles. You never really realize how awesome regular words can be as names.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] What is thiss [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Mundies[/quote] ?[/quote] Mundanes. Term for average people or non furries. Likely at least mildly insulting. Or at least that's my educated guess.
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I stopped reading after the first 2 paragraphs, it lost its low appeal.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Mundies[/quote] ?
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Odd to say the least,also it seems like all of the furry members are jumping into this thread
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i -blam!- loled!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zeku [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Locke357 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu So... why are you guys taking a hissy fit because this was posted? I doubt you would care this much if it was a non-furry who tried to off himself with a lens and stairs.[/quote]Because of the epidemic of troll threads designed to give furs a bad name, that's all.[/quote]This. Mundies don't seem to be able to tell the difference between an actual furry and someone stirring -blam!-.[/quote]Is it possible that I am just more comfortable with my tastes? I am willing to bet that I am more flamboyantly furry than you are. Hell, you probably don't even talk to other furs other than the ones on bungie.net.[/quote]I know you're only baiting a rise out of me, but for the sake of it, I shall answer. I am a fairly active member in mulitple furry communities under various usernames and have been for a long time. I knew other furries well way before the ones here. Unfortunately, I'm not involved as much as I used to be, but life gets in the way like that.[/quote] Ok, which furry communities? Do you have an FA account? Btw, if yoou really do think I am a troll, and that i am trying to get a rise out of you, then you should STOP replying to me. Trolls should be ignored, not fed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zeku [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Locke357 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu So... why are you guys taking a hissy fit because this was posted? I doubt you would care this much if it was a non-furry who tried to off himself with a lens and stairs.[/quote]Because of the epidemic of troll threads designed to give furs a bad name, that's all.[/quote]This. Mundies don't seem to be able to tell the difference between an actual furry and someone stirring -blam!-.[/quote]Is it possible that I am just more comfortable with my tastes? I am willing to bet that I am more flamboyantly furry than you are. Hell, you probably don't even talk to other furs other than the ones on bungie.net.[/quote]I know you're only baiting a rise out of me, but for the sake of it, I shall answer. I am a fairly active member in mulitple furry communities under various usernames and have been for a long time. I knew other furries well way before the ones here. Unfortunately, I'm not involved as much as I used to be, but life gets in the way like that.[/quote] Ok, which furry communities? Do you have an FA account? Btw, if yoou really do think I am a troll, and that i am trying to get a rise out of you, then you should STOP replying to me. Trolls should be ignored, not fed. [Edited on 03.09.2011 12:35 PM PST]
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Lol that's hilarious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zeku [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Locke357 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu So... why are you guys taking a hissy fit because this was posted? I doubt you would care this much if it was a non-furry who tried to off himself with a lens and stairs.[/quote]Because of the epidemic of troll threads designed to give furs a bad name, that's all.[/quote]This. Mundies don't seem to be able to tell the difference between an actual furry and someone stirring -blam!-.[/quote]Is it possible that I am just more comfortable with my tastes? I am willing to bet that I am more flamboyantly furry than you are. Hell, you probably don't even talk to other furs other than the ones on bungie.net.[/quote]I know you're only baiting a rise out of me, but for the sake of it, I shall answer. I am a fairly active member in mulitple furry communities under various usernames and have been for a long time. I knew other furries well way before the ones here. Unfortunately, I'm not involved as much as I used to be, but life gets in the way like that. [Edited on 03.09.2011 8:58 AM PST]
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I lol'd.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre You're a terrible person for bringing it here.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Locke357 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu So... why are you guys taking a hissy fit because this was posted? I doubt you would care this much if it was a non-furry who tried to off himself with a lens and stairs.[/quote]Because of the epidemic of troll threads designed to give furs a bad name, that's all.[/quote]This. Mundies don't seem to be able to tell the difference between an actual furry and someone stirring -blam!-.[/quote]Is it possible that I am just more comfortable with my tastes? That does not make me a troll. I am willing to bet that I am more flamboyantly furry than you are. Hell, you probably don't even talk to other furs other than the ones on bungie.net. [Edited on 03.09.2011 8:55 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Locke357 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu So... why are you guys taking a hissy fit because this was posted? I doubt you would care this much if it was a non-furry who tried to off himself with a lens and stairs.[/quote]Because of the epidemic of troll threads designed to give furs a bad name, that's all.[/quote]This. Mundies don't seem to be able to tell the difference between an actual furry and someone stirring -blam!-.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zeku At least he didn't launch himself down an escalator.[/quote][url=http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/archive/001.jpg]Visual representation.[/url] [Edited on 03.09.2011 8:48 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Locke357 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu So... why are you guys taking a hissy fit because this was posted? I doubt you would care this much if it was a non-furry who tried to off himself with a lens and stairs.[/quote]Because of the epidemic of troll threads designed to give furs a bad name, that's all. Considering the "Anthros vs Humans" thread this guy made yesterday, we understandably though the troll train was continuing[/quote]Sadly, that was actually a serious thread. Probably not one of my best choices.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude You're laughing at someone being ridiculous. It's what we do when we see a clown. Nothing wrong with it.[/quote]Exactly, but it's the fact is was a Furry, now a whole big-ass -blam!-storm is gonna come, like people arguing about how 'Furries are disgusting', and the like.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu So... why are you guys taking a hissy fit because this was posted? I doubt you would care this much if it was a non-furry who tried to off himself with a lens and stairs.[/quote]Because of the epidemic of troll threads designed to give furs a bad name, that's all. Considering the "Anthros vs Humans" thread this guy made yesterday, we understandably though the troll train was continuing
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At least he didn't launch himself down an escalator.
