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2/23/2011 5:15:56 AM
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The ONI Base is the most poorly designed office building in history.
You got four floors right? Now I mean, I guess in the year 2552 they think, "Oh elevators, I guess we won't use that anymore!" So what the hell do they do? 500 years in the future? They put air vents and yellow lifts. What the hell? What if I was carrying some coffee or something, I go up one of those things and, what do you know, my coffee goes all over the place. It spills on my shirt, my pants, that memo the boss needed, my briefcase, EVERYTHING!
Why can't they just make some adjacent bridges? I don't understand this at all. OR JUST USE SOME GODDAMN ELEVATORS! Also, whats with the big gravity lift in the middle? It's almost as worse as the yellow lift. Say I need to get to the second floor, but the airvent is a piece of crap so I decide to use this thing. Plus I mean, my office is right there, what can go wrong? So I jump in it and I completely miss the bridge and fall and break my legs.
What the hell is wrong with ONI? Is this the Olympics? Why does getting to the bridge need to be a game? Don't it's workers just sue the place? I mean coffee spills everywhere, you break your damn legs, I mean everything just goes wrong here. Also there's no chairs, what the hell? Do I have to stand up when I'm writing that big tax report? What a terrible building.
[Edited on 02.22.2011 9:16 PM PST]
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This is extremely funny, thank you.
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You forgot about the grenades I throw in the lifts when I hear people coming on mondays. [Edited on 02.28.2011 8:34 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeltaFiveZero I know, right? *dear god, I cannot stop laughing* I swear, I jumped into that stupid green lift and ended up faceplanting. There was blood everywhere. I know this girl who decided to take the air vent, too. She was wearing a skirt...[/quote] lol
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I know, right? *dear god, I cannot stop laughing* I swear, I jumped into that stupid green lift and ended up faceplanting. There was blood everywhere. I know this girl who decided to take the air vent, too. She was wearing a skirt...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FallenZodiac my coffee goes all over the place. It spills on my shirt, my pants, that memo the boss needed, my briefcase, EVERYTHING! I mean coffee spills everywhere[/quote]This is all I got out of this post...
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I laughed so hard.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat If this thread were pizza, it would deliver. [/quote] Win
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If this thread were pizza, it would deliver.
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you sir win the internet
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And another thing. Where is the rest of this building? I mean you get to the top floor and there's nothing there. It's like they put the ceiling 20 floors too low.
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LOLOLOL!! Sarcasm or not, you made me laugh.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DespotIsaac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TazaOwnsAll its 500 years in the future. how the hell would u know what it would be like? and bungie went for a more multiplayer experience instead of this extremely realistic type of game.[/quote] Exactly, we can't possibly know what technological advances have brought mankind to be capable of.[/quote] actually on beach head theres a soda machine
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In campaign ,there are no lifts. It actually looks like a regular office.
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lmao! +1up
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this made me lol
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Gotta look good for the cameras.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FallenZodiac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sigma617 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R3D333 yathose lifts would hurt when you come tumbling out all fast[/quote] We experience them through the boots of an armor encased 1000 pound super soldier. can you imagine what it would feel like to be thrown about as a normal human?[/quote] Exactly. Can you imagine the force needed to lift 1000 pounds? Imagine how fast 160 pounds would go.[/quote] Coffee everywhere... possibly even some splattered human gore too.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sigma617 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R3D333 yathose lifts would hurt when you come tumbling out all fast[/quote] We experience them through the boots of an armor encased 1000 pound super soldier. can you imagine what it would feel like to be thrown about as a normal human?[/quote] Exactly. Can you imagine the force needed to lift 1000 pounds? Imagine how fast 160 pounds would go.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R3D333 yathose lifts would hurt when you come tumbling out all fast[/quote] We experience them through the boots of an armor encased 1000 pound super soldier. can you imagine what it would feel like to be thrown about as a normal human?
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yathose lifts would hurt when you come tumbling out all fast
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FallenZodiac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DespotIsaac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TazaOwnsAll its 500 years in the future. how the hell would u know what it would be like? and bungie went for a more multiplayer experience instead of this extremely realistic type of game.[/quote] Exactly, we can't possibly know what technological advances have brought mankind to be capable of.[/quote] Sure, but I'm pretty sure we will be drinking soda 100 years from now. Why wouldn't we drink SOME sort of Coffee?[/quote] Maybe they invented something to keep them hydrated for a good amount of time or some other crazy -blam!-. Remember back then when people believed man flying would be impossible?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swift Drax I just don't see the joke. This thread was far from funny...just plain stupid IMO. I didn't even chuckle.[/quote] Calm down, relax. [b]You're taking the internets too seriously.[/b] [i]Take a chill pill.[/i].
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FallenZodiac [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dangermonkey77 i think that part of the base was defense only[/quote] Marines will still break their legs if they miss the gravity lift. Still inconvenient and ill-designed. Say theres a hostage on the fourth floor, I got to use every goddamn lift and thing in the base instead of just sprinting to the top, or once again, USING SOME GODDAMN ELEVATORS! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deadlock v3 The purple lift is of covenant nature :D[/quote] Then it needs to be removed immediately from the premises.[/quote] Butt it makes the place so roomy. It needed some purple.
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I lold! But thats just for MM, the actual building for campaign has no yellow lift, and the air vent is blocked. The Glift in the middle was just for show, captured from the covies and it has a plack on the floor.
