I can stretch mine up to 3 inches! How far can you stretch yours?
[Edited on 02.18.2011 11:18 AM PST]
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i'd estimate my wenis goes to an inch at best. I've got some pretty tight skin.
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It's not THAT stretchy. It can only stretch about an inch at most. For some reason my left wenis stretches farther than my right wenis 0.o
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The moment I saw the title of this thread I just shouted "WHAT?!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VanAlioSaldo I'm loling so hard at the failure of people knowing what a wenis is. It's the patch of skin on your elbow, and that flap of skin between your thumb and index finger is called the wagina. Now stick the wenus into the wagina and realize how retarded you are for thinking of this in a perverted manner. They're just names, calm down. I can only stretch mine out about an inch, I either have tight skin on my arm or my muscles (which in my opinion aren't a lot) are big enough to not allow it to stretch.[/quote] This was funny back when I was in grade school. Turns out it's still funny as hell now. My Commanding Officer had no idea what a wenis was, and thought I was coming on to him. I [i]did[/i] ask him how often he plays with his wenis. I told him I don't play with mine as much as I used to. The look on some people's faces...
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So.....MUCH......PUN!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Game is Lost [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cahl hith [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The real Mr Lala *REPORTED*[/quote] Fail of the day.[/quote] Indeed. [/quote]Woohoo! *dances*
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pics of your weenis please
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cahl hith [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The real Mr Lala *REPORTED*[/quote] Fail of the day.[/quote] Indeed. OT: Not very, too much muscle.
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Not measuring, too time consuming.
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Meh. One inch. Tight skin.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The real Mr Lala *REPORTED*[/quote] Fail of the day.
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Only like an inch. *chuckle*/heh.
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lol wow isn't your wenis the extra skin on your elbow?
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*look up wenis* *facedesk* [Edited on 02.23.2011 9:24 AM PST]
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I'm loling so hard at the failure of people knowing what a wenis is. It's the patch of skin on your elbow, and that flap of skin between your thumb and index finger is called the wagina. Now stick the wenus into the wagina and realize how retarded you are for thinking of this in a perverted manner. They're just names, calm down. I can only stretch mine out about an inch, I either have tight skin on my arm or my muscles (which in my opinion aren't a lot) are big enough to not allow it to stretch.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxMayDay31xx I can almost lick it but not quite. [/quote]You would have to be quit flexible to lick your wenis. Though I can lick mine, I just stretch it so that my tongue can reach it.
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I can almost lick it but not quite.
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Not all that stretchy. Just quite large.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROO24 EWWWW!!! I'm so happy that I choose to be celibate.[/quote]Do you even know what a wenis is sir?
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Yeah, my wenis is pretty stretchy too.
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EWWWW!!! I'm so happy that I choose to be celibate.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Croadon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk I have a girlfriend!?!?! SWEET!!![/quote] icwatudidthar[/quote] What?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk I have a girlfriend!?!?! SWEET!!![/quote] icwatudidthar
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Croadon obvious troll is is obvious[/quote] Uvula- that thing that hangs down in the back of your throat.
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I have a girlfriend?
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What...the hell...IS WRONG WITH YOU!