[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad She fisted Noble 1's pooper so hard that a muscle spasm tore it clean off. Now you know.[/quote] Who else but you..

She fisted Noble 1's pooper so hard that a muscle spasm tore it clean off. Now you know.

She forgot 2 turn the energy sword off

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] suggestions8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blue banchi Iknow what happened. See kat was once hot and she walked into my house and my girfriend got jelious and beat the BLAM outta her nuff said [/quote] Implying that it's possible for someone on the Reach forum to have a girl friend.[/quote] i did but we split up

she tried to mow the lawn and thought she saw a penny down there.........

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blue banchi Iknow what happened. See kat was once hot and she walked into my house and my girfriend got jelious and beat the BLAM outta her nuff said [/quote] Implying that it's possible for someone on the Reach forum to have a girl friend.

Iknow what happened. See kat was once hot and she walked into my house and my girfriend got jelious and beat the BLAM outta her nuff said

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AxS halosavior Close, but the sword never hit her. She actually ran out of ammo, and decided to rip her arm off to use as a blunt weapon.[/quote] Desperate times done Gears of War style?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shotgunchief The Elite roared an order, coming up on the debris of the Warthog after it had gone flipping through the air. Disoriented, Kat struggled to regain her bearings, looking around for her assault rifle. The explosion still ringing in her ears, she slowly stood up, seeing the wreckage that had once been her transportation now billowed smoke into the air. The Elite roared again, sighting it's prey as the Spartan made herself seen through the fire. His gold armor flashed as he jumped over the Warthog while simultaneously brandishing his energy sword, bringing it down towards Kat. With no time to spare she rolled to the side, her boots kicking up dirt as she struggled to dodge the enraged Elite. Another swing, and another. The Elite was merciless as he tried to strike her down again and again. Kat felt as if she were doing some weird dance, ducking and dodging the plasma blade. It wasn't until jumping backwards a few feet that an object caught her eye. Turning, she saw the assault rifle that she had so desperately been looking for previously. Not hesitating, she dove for the weapon, grabbing it and using her momentum to roll to her knees and bring the rifle up to her shoulder. She fired, flaring the shields of the Elite as he roared in frustration. The clip emptied quickly, and immediately she ejected the clip and grabbed a fresh one. Before sliding it home, however, the enraged Covenant soldier used the opportunity to strike. Closing the gap with astonishing speed, he swung, and the blade hit home. It sliced cleanly through her shoulder, separating her right arm from the rest of her body. Crying out in pain she dropped the rifle, staggering back a few feet as her vision slightly clouded. The Elite, now laughing deeply, slowly walked towards her, claiming this fight as his. Kat stared him down, seemingly embracing her fate. Finally, the Elite lunged, prepared to plunge his sword through her spine. Kat, her plan in motion, rolled underneath the blade so close that her shields crackled from the heat. Not wasting any time she grabbed a plasma grenade off of his belt with her good arm, acitivating the blue sphere. Before the Elite even knew what had happened, she stuck the grenade to his back and kicked him forward onto his stomach. As she moved out of the range of the grenade, the Elite turned to look over his shoulder. A roar, so full of rage, escaped him before it was cut off by the explosion, shaking Kat's teeth as the blue flare nearly blinded her. As silence descended upon the field she staggered back a few steps before falling to one knee. It took several moments, but finally, she regained her composure and switched on the COM channel. "Noble One... I need an evac..." -------------- And that's how Kat lost her arm.[/quote] Close, but the sword never hit her. She actually ran out of ammo, and decided to rip her arm off to use as a blunt weapon.

She got hit by Jun's sniper but her arm is heavily damage but she was stupid enough to play a game of grifball and her arm got cut by an energy sword and a Moa staring at her for no reason [Edited on 04.23.2011 9:31 PM PDT]

Wow @ 1-4, we got alot of pervs here, eh? LMFAO, just reading those made me laugh.... I WAS going to post: Giving Sonic the Hedgehog a handjob. But, you guys BEAT me to it. XD

The Elite roared an order, coming up on the debris of the Warthog after it had gone flipping through the air. Disoriented, Kat struggled to regain her bearings, looking around for her assault rifle. The explosion still ringing in her ears, she slowly stood up, seeing the wreckage that had once been her transportation now billowed smoke into the air. The Elite roared again, sighting it's prey as the Spartan made herself seen through the fire. His gold armor flashed as he jumped over the Warthog while simultaneously brandishing his energy sword, bringing it down towards Kat. With no time to spare she rolled to the side, her boots kicking up dirt as she struggled to dodge the enraged Elite. Another swing, and another. The Elite was merciless as he tried to strike her down again and again. Kat felt as if she were doing some weird dance, ducking and dodging the plasma blade. It wasn't until jumping backwards a few feet that an object caught her eye. Turning, she saw the assault rifle that she had so desperately been looking for previously. Not hesitating, she dove for the weapon, grabbing it and using her momentum to roll to her knees and bring the rifle up to her shoulder. She fired, flaring the shields of the Elite as he roared in frustration. The clip emptied quickly, and immediately she ejected the clip and grabbed a fresh one. Before sliding it home, however, the enraged Covenant soldier used the opportunity to strike. Closing the gap with astonishing speed, he swung, and the blade hit home. It sliced cleanly through her shoulder, separating her right arm from the rest of her body. Crying out in pain she dropped the rifle, staggering back a few feet as her vision slightly clouded. The Elite, now laughing deeply, slowly walked towards her, claiming this fight as his. Kat stared him down, seemingly embracing her fate. Finally, the Elite lunged, prepared to plunge his sword through her spine. Kat, her plan in motion, rolled underneath the blade so close that her shields crackled from the heat. Not wasting any time she grabbed a plasma grenade off of his belt with her good arm, acitivating the blue sphere. Before the Elite even knew what had happened, she stuck the grenade to his back and kicked him forward onto his stomach. As she moved out of the range of the grenade, the Elite turned to look over his shoulder. A roar, so full of rage, escaped him before it was cut off by the explosion, shaking Kat's teeth as the blue flare nearly blinded her. As silence descended upon the field she staggered back a few steps before falling to one knee. It took several moments, but finally, she regained her composure and switched on the COM channel. "Noble One... I need an evac..." -------------- And that's how Kat lost her arm.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LEWIS S1 She sneezed and it fell off.[/quote] Nope

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Warboss37 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] suggestions8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Warboss37 Kat goes on recon with Jun. Sneaks up behind grunt to assassinate. "Do it Quiet" says Jun Kat grabs her knife and BLAM Jun fires his highest calibre bullet, misses the grunt Kat is trying to assassinate and blows her arm off. [/quote] Why thank you Suggestions Warboss you're almost the only person who's made me laugh while reading these.[/quote][/quote] Fail quote is fail

Updated the OP

She sneezed and it fell off.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tapeworm rage I heard it was a violent back room thrill with Carter, but I could be wrong..[/quote] Again with this...

I heard it was a violent back room thrill with Carter, but I could be wrong..

KA-BOOOOOOOOOM YO! [Edited on 04.08.2011 4:22 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spiritual Elk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Three Vaders She gave Carter a handjob and he came onto her face![/quote] lol[/quote] I wonder why people think this is funny... Oh yeah, because everybody here is 10-11 years old.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Three Vaders She gave Carter a handjob and he came onto her face![/quote] lol

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fiat1PUNTO Why does nobody understand that the advertisement was AMAZINGLY wrong. Noble 6 joined after she had lost her arm so how could he have been there?[/quote] So much stupid... In the Deliver Hope trailer, Thom (The other Noble 6) is shown blowing himself up on the Corvette. After that, Kat gets her arm amputated, Noble 6 gets assigned to the squad.

OMG THE GRUNTS ATE IT!!! 0.0

She woke up a group of sleeping grunts, and came out with no right arm.

Why does nobody understand that the advertisement was AMAZINGLY wrong. Noble 6 joined after she had lost her arm so how could he have been there?

360 rocket snipe shot to the arm which ( the arm) impaled the original 6th Noble team member, turning him back into a child who died saving humanity with an AI and an Elite while being known as "Master Chief".