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9/19/2011 2:07:21 AM
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Serious thread. My sister is pregnant.
Now, she THINKS that it was her boyfriend, or at least that's what she said. However, I think that the father could potentially be me from a prank.
Ya see, I thought of a brilliant prank for my sister. I would get her bottle of shampoo, and put some of my sperm in it. She would be rubbing some of my sperm all in her hair. LOL! Anyway, as I was cracking up while watching her put it on in the shower, she started using the shampoo on her entire body. Once I witnessed her putting it all in her -blam!- I was all like [url=http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/075/873/original/Raisins_Face.jpg]this.[/url]
Now, since she said it was from her boyfriend, she must of had sex with him. However, I think that the dad was most likely me! WHAT DO I DO?!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega 7 1. Why the -blam!- did you jizz in her shampoo bottle? 2. Why the -blam!- did you jizz in her shampoo bottle?[/quote] Next question. 3. Why in your right mind did you -blam!- jizz in her shampoo bottle?![/quote] 4. Why the -blam!- would you think jizzing in her shampoo bottle was funny or not wrong? [Edited on 09.18.2011 6:13 PM PDT]
