So, I have my base near a cave and water. Got all of my stone tools and a steel pickaxe. What do I do now? Expand? Build a different base elsewhere?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy![/quote]*SHOOTS STEAK WITH THE OTHER BARREL* HAHA ATTACK NOW BOY, GO FOR THE SOFT SPOT!! [/quote]YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS CAR. OP, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE?[/quote]No one is coming Isaac... Please just stay with me... [i]We can be together forever...[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy![/quote]*SHOOTS STEAK WITH THE OTHER BARREL* HAHA ATTACK NOW BOY, GO FOR THE SOFT SPOT!! [/quote]YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS CAR. OP, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE?[/quote] Damn it! Keep driving, I'll shoot the dog![/quote]*keeps car steady* Shoot the thing already!
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(army officer arrives) DO YOU NEED HELP BOY?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy![/quote]*SHOOTS STEAK WITH THE OTHER BARREL* HAHA ATTACK NOW BOY, GO FOR THE SOFT SPOT!! [/quote]YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS CAR. OP, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE?[/quote] Damn it! Keep driving, I'll shoot the dog![/quote]* FIRES RPG AT CAR* GOT YA!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy![/quote]*SHOOTS STEAK WITH THE OTHER BARREL* HAHA ATTACK NOW BOY, GO FOR THE SOFT SPOT!! [/quote]YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS CAR. OP, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE?[/quote] Damn it! Keep driving, I'll shoot the dog!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy![/quote]*SHOOTS STEAK WITH THE OTHER BARREL* HAHA ATTACK NOW BOY, GO FOR THE SOFT SPOT!! [/quote]YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS CAR. OP, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE?[/quote]THEY SAID THEY'RE COMING.
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oh hai
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UberLevi I STILL HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON! OH GOD, WHERE'S THE DOOR OUT OF THIS THREAD?[/quote]IN A BODY BAG! * SHOOTS UberLevi WITH A DOUBLE BARREL SHOT GUN*[/quote] Good thing I was wearing this bullet proof vest.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog Oh I just ate up that pizza I stole from Hemaskk. I'm not hungry anymore! *keeps running*[/quote]ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Good thing a dog can't keep up with a car.[/quote] Didn't you know that I was trained by the police? I can run faster than your blasted car!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy![/quote]*SHOOTS STEAK WITH THE OTHER BARREL* HAHA ATTACK NOW BOY, GO FOR THE SOFT SPOT!! [/quote]YOU'LL NEVER STOP THIS CAR. OP, WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE?
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Isaac! Get out of your damned fantasy and drive this thing!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy![/quote]*SHOOTS STEAK WITH THE OTHER BARREL* HAHA ATTACK NOW BOY, GO FOR THE SOFT SPOT!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog Oh I just ate up that pizza I stole from Hemaskk. I'm not hungry anymore! *keeps running*[/quote]ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Good thing a dog can't keep up with a car.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy![/quote] Give up! We have to kill it!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UberLevi I STILL HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON! OH GOD, WHERE'S THE DOOR OUT OF THIS THREAD?[/quote]IN A BODY BAG! * SHOOTS UberLevi WITH A DOUBLE BARREL SHOT GUN*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad *BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!![/quote]*throws another steak* Go get the steak, boy!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk *Drives escape pizza car in front of OP* Get in![/quote] *Eats pizza* ...what? I'm a god damn Dog, what did you expect!?[/quote]FOR YOU TO BE LOYAL TO YOUR MASTER AND ATTACK HIS SON![/quote] I'm on it! *runs after escape car*[/quote]Hey, boy, want some steak? *throws steak to distract the dog*[/quote] Oh I just ate up that pizza I stole from Hemaskk. I'm not hungry anymore! *keeps running*
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(grabs gun) what's going on!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nicole Brennan YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE END OF THIS ISAAC![/quote]YES I HAVE![/quote]Isaac... [i]You're tearing me apart...[/i] :'( [i]...both mentally and literally...[/i] >_>
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk *Drives escape pizza car in front of OP* Get in![/quote] *Eats pizza* ...what? I'm a god damn Dog, what did you expect!?[/quote]FOR YOU TO BE LOYAL TO YOUR MASTER AND ATTACK HIS SON![/quote] I'm on it! *runs after escape car*[/quote]Hey, boy, want some steak? *throws steak to distract the dog*[/quote]*BLOW'S STEAK UP WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOUT GUN* ATTACK BOY!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk *Drives escape pizza car in front of OP* Get in![/quote] *Eats pizza* ...what? I'm a god damn Dog, what did you expect!?[/quote] *Throws dog at OP's dad*[/quote]* BLOWS DOG IN HALF WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN* DAMMIT!! THERE'S DOG CHUNK'S ON MY NEW SHOES!! [/quote] Good thing that was my twin dog Brian that he threw.
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Most probably the best de-railing of a thread, ever.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk *Drives escape pizza car in front of OP* Get in![/quote] *Eats pizza* ...what? I'm a god damn Dog, what did you expect!?[/quote]FOR YOU TO BE LOYAL TO YOUR MASTER AND ATTACK HIS SON![/quote] I'm on it! *runs after escape car*[/quote]Hey, boy, want some steak? *throws steak to distract the dog*
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I STILL HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON! OH GOD, WHERE'S THE DOOR OUT OF THIS THREAD?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nicole Brennan YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE END OF THIS ISAAC![/quote]YES I HAVE![/quote] Stop talking with that whore! We have a dog chasing after the car!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk *Drives escape pizza car in front of OP* Get in![/quote] *Eats pizza* ...what? I'm a god damn Dog, what did you expect!?[/quote] *Throws dog at OP's dad*[/quote]* BLOWS DOG IN HALF WITH DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN* DAMMIT!! THERE'S DOG CHUNK'S ON MY NEW SHOES!!