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12/25/2010 5:33:49 AM
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Best insult to offend a Zombie?
This actually has a purpose. I ordered a Zombie Survival Kit as a gag gift for a family member, and one of the included items was "A Zombie Insult Sheet". The insults are disgustingly moronic, and I need the creativity of the Flood to save Christmas!
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your fly is open
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LoL uR dEaD!
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Look at me I can move baby, no Rigor Mortis here!
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Life's good.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] McSwishy 2) And I thought you smelled bad on the inside. [/quote] Am I missing something, or is this one as disturbing as I think it is?
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(Pun)How 'bout a light? *Throws Molotov and runs* (Joke) I'm going to kill you, AGAIN! (Insult) You're brainless, you can't get accepted to Harvard animore! >:D
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Just pull this [url=http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/428/original/%E0%B2%A0_%E0%B2%A0.jpg?1246548281]face [/url]and you'll win...
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1) Hey, ugly! 2) And I thought you smelled bad on the inside. 3) Maybe this time, you won't get up! 4) Ohh, is somebody gonna cry? 5) SHUT UP AND DIE!
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Hows [i]that[/i] for an [b]arm[/b]y? Get it with the arms? -blam!- you.
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you dropped your arm,*zombie turns around*,made you look!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Couchmasta So, what college did you attend?[/quote] Harvard Medical, Neurology. Get it ? lolololololol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sparda sniper I just downloaded an app on my iPhone, it can detect how attractive you are. You just broke the last working iPhone ever.[/quote] So, there are no iPhones left, but the internet, and app stores, are still up and running?[/quote] Its the zombie apocalypse, plausibility is already out the door.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] family chief What's a difference between a retard and a zombie? I don't feel bad when I light a zombie on fire. [/quote] I laughed... too hard.
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[i]Hey, look at this! My body can heal itself![/i]
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What's a difference between a retard and a zombie? I don't feel bad when I light a zombie on fire. [Edited on 12.24.2010 9:53 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sparda sniper I just downloaded an app on my iPhone, it can detect how attractive you are. You just broke the last working iPhone ever.[/quote] So, there are no iPhones left, but the internet, and app stores, are still up and running?
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You will never have sex...EVER!
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I just downloaded an app on my iPhone, it can detect how attractive you are. You just broke the last working iPhone ever.
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You know you look awfully a lot like my Mom.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ryanrooster best insult: die[/quote]Love its simplicity.
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I have 3/4 of my brain. You don't.
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Your mom is a virus.
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No! No vodka for you!
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You're dead mother-blam!-.
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So, what college did you attend?
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WORT WORT WORT
