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11/16/2010 2:50:04 AM
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Flood, we're going to break into Bungie Studios.

[quote][b]MISSION STATUS[/b] We are on floor: Building mainly cleared, NO BUNGIE! - NO BASE! [b]IT WAS ALL A DECOY!!! BUNGIE IS NOT IN THE BUILDING! WERE ARE THEY? FIND DOCUMENTS GUYS! THERE HAS TO BE SOME CLUES![/b] Space base destroyed GENERAL TROLL DEAD!![/quote] [b]De-Briefing:[/b] BS is a 50-story tall skyscraper, with guards posted in almost every position. Our goal, agent? Poop on Archonos' desk. Which is on ironically on the 50th floor. Heres what we know so far. On the 1-15 floor they have rent-a-henchmens. Easy to take out, but some do have skills. From the 16-25 floor, Marines are posted. Automatic rifles and stun grenades are in their arsenal. 25-40th floor, ODSTS. What did you expect. Its Bungie. 40-45th? Grunts. A cool-down I guess. 45-50th, well its rumored they have Spartans. Gear up. Snacks and drugs are provided throughout the mission. Were going to need every type of soldier we can get. People will die in this invasion, but it will be all for a good cause. NUT UP OR SHUT UP. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 Men, what we do now will determine the fate of not just B.net, but the future generations of Floodians that will one day carry our great forum into godhood. Fight to your last breath. For the future. For the Flood![/quote] [b]EPIC WINS[/b] Floors 1-3 We destroyed Bungie's TOASTER!! [b]Squads[/b] Alpha Squad [dead] Blue Team Read Team [dead] Gold Team Orange Team Charlie Squad Waco Team [b]Deceased:[/b] theshadowstriker - 3rd Floor - "Tell em to make it count.." Alpha Squad - ?? Floor - "Its..its the..FLOOD!" *radio static* Red Team - ?? Floor - "An epic team, the best team. - Troll" General Troll - Space Base - "Godspeed Floodians. Godspee-" ------------- [quote] ROGER!! *drops rope down to 7th floor* *ziplines down* *sees Foman* Too many bans, Foman. I think he's leading the attack down here, brethren. Go on, I'll catch up. *door closes behind me* *turns around at Foman* *grins* Long time no see...[/quote] [quote]Sir, Stosh's Mom has been wiping out infantry like crazy. We need command to send in reinforcements or else we will lose. We need heavy weapons and snipers. [/quote] [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:24 PM PST]
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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman I sent a damn ONI pick up if for ///CLASSIFIED :project.nova 6\\\[/quote]We still see nothing except for leagues of water! [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:57 PM PST]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/386942/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Head-Quarters[/url]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/386941/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Our new Base[/url] We will not stand down! Join for our cause!

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  • *Runs into the battlefield* [i]"Oh, woops, I forgot my mittens, I'll go grab the-*gets shot* bllleeeeggggghhhhhh"[/i] *Dies*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone I'm just fought my way to the top flo- *Opens door, to be met with a surge of flame* -blam!-! IT'S AN INFERNO UP HERE! SOMEBODY'S CRASHED A GODDAMNED ZEPPELIN INTO THE SIDE! I'm afraid I'm going to have to worm my w- *Gunfire* I'M GONNA HAVE TO RISK THE BLAZE! *Fights through the fire, and reaches a VTOL, and takes off*[/quote] *Nukes goes off, sending the VTOL spiralling out of control* I'VE LOST CONTROL! IT'S GOING TO BE A HARD LANDING!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid Damn, comms are jammed. Well boys, we're on our own. ROW LIKE YOU'VE NEVER ROWED BEFORE!!!![/quote]*gets back in zeppelin* *flies off* Friendly Zeppelin in range, awaiting orders.

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  • i just wana say that i lold at this haha :) yorkie

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  • Anyone need any air support? Yup, it's me! *bangs on chopper pilot's door* *all enemies are obliterated* *jumps outta chopper* What's the situation?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid Damn, comms are jammed. Well boys, we're on our own. ROW LIKE YOU'VE NEVER ROWED BEFORE!!!![/quote]I sent a damn ONI pick up if for ///CLASSIFIED :project.nova 6\\\

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goalie Master 8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vezakam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HWJohn "CHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Guys....Th-is HW *cough*John reporting in *Cough* The EVA, its outta control! Everyone is in danger. 1/2 the planet's population has lost power to keep their bodies together, and they have reverted to the primordial water of life. The souls are detaching from the very body!! I need the item located deep under the bungie headquarters. It looks like a very large rust colored tuning fork. it is around the same size as the bungie building! "CHHHHHHH"[/quote] *Chhhh* Well, lucky for me, I've got no soul now. Har har har. I would again like to mention I've got a -blam!- ton of giant spiders from hell that can evac people out. [quote]Hokage123679[/quote] I also nominate this man as our new general. *chhh*[/quote] This is commander Lone Wolf (ironic, eh?). All my troops bow to Hokage as well. Do all accept to his leadership? If you have any qualms, speak now or forever hold your peace. Hopefully we ourselves will not degenerate into civil war with the Death of General Troll, our beloved.[/quote] hey lone wolf i see a copter coming in lets get in

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  • what? oh no! hes still alive, i think the Halo its our last hope...

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  • *Coughs* ITs over achronos, its over, DDDDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Achronos: *Coughs*I should have shut down you guys a long time ag-*Dies* Me:*Chhhh* This is delta 7-109er, webmaster is dead, he put up a good fight, arm is broken, injuries are bad, but im glad i ate those beans. *Goes to achronos desk* FOR TEH FLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Poops on desk* *Stosh walks in* Me:YOU!!!!!!!! THIS IS DELTA IM BEING TAKEN CAPTIVE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE- *STATIC*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 *Watches as nuke destroys Bungie Building* NOOOOOOO they destroyed everything, the library, our men in there, everything![/quote] *watches nuke explosion from rofl copter and to think i was standing on that building only a few minutes ago and suddenly more explosions errupt from underneath the towers! was there a silo beneath the buildings?! *the shockwave hits the chopers* tries to radio in, the comms are jammed the chopper begins to spin, i grab ahold of some tether straps as the centripetal force pulls me out, my hand slips the last thing i see the last of charlie team crashing in the distance, i'm still falling and then impact... winds from the explosion wash sand over my body... darkness...

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  • Yo, where do I sign in? *Arrow goes through head* It's the third time this morning! Goddammit! *Shoots Jones* *Dies* [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:54 PM PST]

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  • Damn, comms are jammed. Well boys, we're on our own. ROW LIKE YOU'VE NEVER ROWED BEFORE!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jackstaaaaa [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 *Watches as nuke destroys Bungie Building* NOOOOOOO they destroyed everything, the library, our men in there, everything![/quote] land the god damn roflcopter i dont give a -blam!- anymore IM GOING IN SOMEONE MIGHTVE SURVIVED![/quote]No! We must rebuild and decimate them! The Flood will not go down! They will fear us and cower before our might![/quote] I SEE TWO CASUALTIES GO IN SAVE GOALIE MASTER AND JACK PICK THEM UP! ( btw im playing 2 charactars the one with hokage and the one with goalie =P)

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  • THE EVA HAS STOPPED TEMPORARILY! I AM GOING TO TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP. I PRAY THAT THIRD IMPACT WILL NOT TAKE PLACE!

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  • Alert! Alert! Jerome has entered the building! I repeat, Jerome has entered the building!!! All units engage!

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  • Guys I will create a group. Just because we need to organize. Today we have lost many men. But we will not bow to Bungie any longer!

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  • *blasts an elite's face off with shotgun* Sub-level 57B has been cleared! Repeat, Sub-level 57B has been cleared! *builds dispenser and sets up teleporter and sentry* *sniffs the air* Spy round' here!

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  • I'm just fought my way to the top flo- *Opens door, to be met with a surge of flame* -blam!-! IT'S AN INFERNO UP HERE! SOMEBODY'S CRASHED A GODDAMNED ZEPPELIN INTO THE SIDE! I'm afraid I'm going to have to worm my w- *Gunfire* I'M GONNA HAVE TO RISK THE BLAZE! *Fights through the fire, and reaches a VTOL, and takes off* [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:54 PM PST]

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  • "This is Roflcopter squad 1... not sure how much longer we can hold out... we've already lost one roflcopter and another's on fire and losing altitude fast... Hokage, whatever you're doing, you better do it fa- *explosion* SHI-" *garbled transmission* "I'M HIT, NOT SURE HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD IT TOGETHER! [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:53 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vezakam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HWJohn "CHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Guys....Th-is HW *cough*John reporting in *Cough* The EVA, its outta control! Everyone is in danger. 1/2 the planet's population has lost power to keep their bodies together, and they have reverted to the primordial water of life. The souls are detaching from the very body!! I need the item located deep under the bungie headquarters. It looks like a very large rust colored tuning fork. it is around the same size as the bungie building! "CHHHHHHH"[/quote] *Chhhh* Well, lucky for me, I've got no soul now. Har har har. I would again like to mention I've got a -blam!- ton of giant spiders from hell that can evac people out. [quote]Hokage123679[/quote] I also nominate this man as our new general. *chhh*[/quote] This is commander Lone Wolf (ironic, eh?). All my troops bow to Hokage as well. Do all accept to his leadership? If you have any qualms, speak now or forever hold your peace. Hopefully we ourselves will not degenerate into civil war with the Death of General Troll, our beloved.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman 5,4,53 *little does he know it drops him in a ocean*[/quote]*drops* *lands in ocean* *takes out inflatable raft* Everybody, get on the raft. This is Brown Team, we need immediate airlift to the battlefield. Some dehydrated nutsack gave us the wrong coordinates.[/quote]*jams comms*[/quote]Sends ONI pick up for ///CLASSIFIED: project: nova 6\\\

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jackstaaaaa [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 *Watches as nuke destroys Bungie Building* NOOOOOOO they destroyed everything, the library, our men in there, everything![/quote] land the god damn roflcopter i dont give a -blam!- anymore IM GOING IN SOMEONE MIGHTVE SURVIVED![/quote]No! We must rebuild and decimate them! The Flood will not go down! They will fear us and cower before our might!

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  • I hope that shot was enough to kill master chief.

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