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11/16/2010 2:50:04 AM
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Flood, we're going to break into Bungie Studios.

[quote][b]MISSION STATUS[/b] We are on floor: Building mainly cleared, NO BUNGIE! - NO BASE! [b]IT WAS ALL A DECOY!!! BUNGIE IS NOT IN THE BUILDING! WERE ARE THEY? FIND DOCUMENTS GUYS! THERE HAS TO BE SOME CLUES![/b] Space base destroyed GENERAL TROLL DEAD!![/quote] [b]De-Briefing:[/b] BS is a 50-story tall skyscraper, with guards posted in almost every position. Our goal, agent? Poop on Archonos' desk. Which is on ironically on the 50th floor. Heres what we know so far. On the 1-15 floor they have rent-a-henchmens. Easy to take out, but some do have skills. From the 16-25 floor, Marines are posted. Automatic rifles and stun grenades are in their arsenal. 25-40th floor, ODSTS. What did you expect. Its Bungie. 40-45th? Grunts. A cool-down I guess. 45-50th, well its rumored they have Spartans. Gear up. Snacks and drugs are provided throughout the mission. Were going to need every type of soldier we can get. People will die in this invasion, but it will be all for a good cause. NUT UP OR SHUT UP. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 Men, what we do now will determine the fate of not just B.net, but the future generations of Floodians that will one day carry our great forum into godhood. Fight to your last breath. For the future. For the Flood![/quote] [b]EPIC WINS[/b] Floors 1-3 We destroyed Bungie's TOASTER!! [b]Squads[/b] Alpha Squad [dead] Blue Team Read Team [dead] Gold Team Orange Team Charlie Squad Waco Team [b]Deceased:[/b] theshadowstriker - 3rd Floor - "Tell em to make it count.." Alpha Squad - ?? Floor - "Its..its the..FLOOD!" *radio static* Red Team - ?? Floor - "An epic team, the best team. - Troll" General Troll - Space Base - "Godspeed Floodians. Godspee-" ------------- [quote] ROGER!! *drops rope down to 7th floor* *ziplines down* *sees Foman* Too many bans, Foman. I think he's leading the attack down here, brethren. Go on, I'll catch up. *door closes behind me* *turns around at Foman* *grins* Long time no see...[/quote] [quote]Sir, Stosh's Mom has been wiping out infantry like crazy. We need command to send in reinforcements or else we will lose. We need heavy weapons and snipers. [/quote] [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:24 PM PST]
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  • gold team is pinned! repeat, gold is pinned by machine gun fire!!! we need assistance!!! Help!!!

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  • *Busts through 5th floor to Red Team* THE MAVKINS ARE HERE, GIMME YOAUR OARDERS! We've also picked up Captain Price, he's got a bone to pick with Bungie. Waiting for further Instruction. (Also, my squad is basically a cross between Rambo and Team America.)

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  • We can overwhelm the Spartans with sheer numbers. I'm thinking burying the super soldiers alive in a pile of Floodians.

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak on floor 6, i'm pinned, somebody help!!![/quote] *headshot guards* Move on, Vital.

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  • Your right -blam!- My bad i feel blonde now. [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:17 PM PST]

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  • *Sees Recon no 53* He seems to be hiding behind some cleverly disguised thread titles.Its a no go through sector 4B, need alt. route. [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:18 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] old bad dog Special Purpose Kill Sniper OBD Ready. I've got my sights on him... ...waiting for your call...[/quote] FIRE! FIRE! FIRE AT WILL! Where is your location OBD? We are going to need you to do a couple lone-wolf missions on the double.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dannybmcd31296 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crazy ninja542 Ill get in the rofl copter[/quote] [url=http://s.sfwgifs.com/img/upld/roflcopter.gif]Rofl copters at the ready sire.[/url][/quote] Drop me into combat, mate. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5xrMdpTdw4]4:35-5:15[/url] Landing directly on the building is too risky. You think they will not notice?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll Damn, not Mario! Lets get those turrets posted ASAP! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk Men, we've lost the mercenary Mario! He was one of our best men, may his death not be in vain. Hurry, follow me into this final assault in order to place defensive turrets! After this, we'll be able to hold a temporary staging position so that we may recruit more troops![/quote][/quote] Here, give 'im these *Hands out bag of 'magic' mushrooms* *Puffs blunt* [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:15 PM PST]

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  • on floor 6, i'm pinned, somebody help!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Microsoftmore Sir! I'm in the elevator while you guys get killed (Dumbasses)[/quote] "HOLD THA DOORR!!!!!1" *walks in casually and elevator music begins*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a hobo in trash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll FOR SHADOWSTRIKER! *rushes 4th floor!* guys we got red team waiting to bust in on the 5th floor, we need to hurry NOW![/quote] Copy that! *turns corner sees Red Team pinned but still fighting*[/quote] You're thinking of green team. My team is still waiting to breach.

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  • Damn, not Mario! Lets get those turrets posted ASAP! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk Men, we've lost the mercenary Mario! He was one of our best men, may his death not be in vain. Hurry, follow me into this final assault in order to place defensive turrets! After this, we'll be able to hold a temporary staging position so that we may recruit more troops![/quote]

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  • Sir! I'm in the elevator while you guys get killed (Dumbasses) [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:15 PM PST]

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    Special Purpose Kill Sniper OBD Ready. I've got my sights on him... ...waiting for your call...

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  • FOR SHADOWSTRIKER!!! CHARGE!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll FOR SHADOWSTRIKER! *rushes 4th floor!* guys we got red team waiting to bust in on the 5th floor, we need to hurry NOW![/quote] Copy that! *turns corner sees Red Team pinned but still fighting*

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  • Will Chemical warfare be prohibited?

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  • Men, we've lost the mercenary Mario! He was one of our best men, may his death not be in vain. Hurry, follow me into this final assault in order to place defensive turrets! After this, we'll be able to hold a temporary staging position so that we may recruit more troops!

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  • FOR SHADOWSTRIKER! *rushes 4th floor!* guys we got red team waiting to bust in on the 5th floor, we need to hurry NOW!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] socky97 [i] *Chh* [/i] This is Red Team: We are in position outside the 5th floor window, ready to breach through at your command. Make it up here and we'll join you.[/quote] Red Team hold position. We'll be up there in 10. Give us some sniper fire before we get up there. [/quote] Unpacking rifles now. Firing to begin in 3 minutes, over. Current guard count is at about 4.

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  • Green team is moving in on General Ackbar's last known location *Puffs blunt*

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  • Hyped up on PCP? Count me in! I'm gonna need 3 crazy loons to run through the first 5 floors to meet up with Red Team. We'll only have handguns, Commando Pro, and grenades. Squad Name: Mavkit MAVKINS ASSEMBLE!

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  • Alright boys, we gotta make it count, for Shadowstriker.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theshadowstriker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll NOOO!! *the shadowstriker dies, clears the entire 3rd floor* "Do it for the FLOOD!" are his last words. R.I.P (lol if you wanna change your last words, tell me, its going on the front.)[/quote] *last pulse* *grabs Classic Troll* Tell 'em to make it count... *hands pistol* *eyes roll back* *drops dead*[/quote] *sniff* :'( *watches Classic Troll reload the pistol and nodes and continues foward* [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:10 PM PST]

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  • All your studio are belong to me!

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