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11/16/2010 2:50:04 AM
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Flood, we're going to break into Bungie Studios.

[quote][b]MISSION STATUS[/b] We are on floor: Building mainly cleared, NO BUNGIE! - NO BASE! [b]IT WAS ALL A DECOY!!! BUNGIE IS NOT IN THE BUILDING! WERE ARE THEY? FIND DOCUMENTS GUYS! THERE HAS TO BE SOME CLUES![/b] Space base destroyed GENERAL TROLL DEAD!![/quote] [b]De-Briefing:[/b] BS is a 50-story tall skyscraper, with guards posted in almost every position. Our goal, agent? Poop on Archonos' desk. Which is on ironically on the 50th floor. Heres what we know so far. On the 1-15 floor they have rent-a-henchmens. Easy to take out, but some do have skills. From the 16-25 floor, Marines are posted. Automatic rifles and stun grenades are in their arsenal. 25-40th floor, ODSTS. What did you expect. Its Bungie. 40-45th? Grunts. A cool-down I guess. 45-50th, well its rumored they have Spartans. Gear up. Snacks and drugs are provided throughout the mission. Were going to need every type of soldier we can get. People will die in this invasion, but it will be all for a good cause. NUT UP OR SHUT UP. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 Men, what we do now will determine the fate of not just B.net, but the future generations of Floodians that will one day carry our great forum into godhood. Fight to your last breath. For the future. For the Flood![/quote] [b]EPIC WINS[/b] Floors 1-3 We destroyed Bungie's TOASTER!! [b]Squads[/b] Alpha Squad [dead] Blue Team Read Team [dead] Gold Team Orange Team Charlie Squad Waco Team [b]Deceased:[/b] theshadowstriker - 3rd Floor - "Tell em to make it count.." Alpha Squad - ?? Floor - "Its..its the..FLOOD!" *radio static* Red Team - ?? Floor - "An epic team, the best team. - Troll" General Troll - Space Base - "Godspeed Floodians. Godspee-" ------------- [quote] ROGER!! *drops rope down to 7th floor* *ziplines down* *sees Foman* Too many bans, Foman. I think he's leading the attack down here, brethren. Go on, I'll catch up. *door closes behind me* *turns around at Foman* *grins* Long time no see...[/quote] [quote]Sir, Stosh's Mom has been wiping out infantry like crazy. We need command to send in reinforcements or else we will lose. We need heavy weapons and snipers. [/quote] [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:24 PM PST]
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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Real Caboose EVERYBODY GET DOWN I THINK THERE'S A SNI-[/quote] ...countersniping... ...firing... ...1 ...2 ...3 *countersnipe* Sniper eliminated.

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  • Oh god, here comes Shishka with the Bannha- *wha-BOOOSH!!!*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll Great. GUYS LETS GET TO FLOOR 6! Gold team is injured and we need a medivac ASAP. *counts* We still have about 6 guards on teh 5th floor![/quote] I'll send in Red Team to begin the 6th floor. On my call be ready with that class 3, as there is a pretty good chance we will be run down.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll Great. GUYS LETS GET TO FLOOR 6! Gold team is injured and we need a medivac ASAP. *counts* We still have about 6 guards on teh 5th floor![/quote] I'm almost done! How many goddamnn snacks do they have?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Real Caboose EVERYBODY GET DOWN I THINK THERE'S A SNI-[/quote]Nooooooooo! Caboose! Damn it! Command needs to send some damn reinforcements we are getting slaughtered here! Oh -blam!-! Spartans on the ground! Anyone that needs ammunition get it now they sent another group of SPARTANS down. [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:21 PM PST]

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Microsoftmore Five man ODST squad plus two spartans on my six *radio crackles* where are those damn roflcopters[/quote] Targeting spartan 1... ...firing... 1... 2... 3... ...spartan 1 down... ...targeting spartan 2... 1... 2... 3... ...spartan 2 is wounded, repeat, spartan 2 is wounded. Someone finish him, I gotta move now.

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  • Tactical Striker Fear ready to sneak ahead via active camouflage, SIR! Demolitions and precision weapon expert. Ready to get it done.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Microsoftmore Five man ODST squad plus two spartans on my six *radio crackles* where are those damn roflcopters[/quote] I'm on the roof already, they should be engaging the turrets. ROFLcopters, do you read me?

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  • level 7 cleared, moving up!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theshadowstriker *Classic Troll busts down door to floor 6* *I stab guard in stomach, and slice his throat with dual swords* *puts finger on lips* Shhh... *points to mod at window* *stabs mod* Well then, ready?[/quote] Uh, guys? ^^^ [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:20 PM PST]

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  • Great. GUYS LETS GET TO FLOOR 6! Gold team is injured and we need a medivac ASAP. *counts* We still have about 6 guards on teh 5th floor!

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  • I took down the snack/coffee bar, so the henchmen should be taken care of. -gets shot in the leg- -grabs Vital- Don't let me die. Please, I need the head of ling-ling. [i]And they need to pay for armor lock.[/i] [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:20 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goalie Master 8 Update: I have landed on the building. I bruned my parachute to hide the evidence, and the helicopter is busy engaging the turrets. I am in their snack cabinet, eating all of the snacks to starve them into submission. If they do not surrender, we will hold seige to their studio. Block the exits, my comrades. By the way, these cheesy poofs are delicious.[/quote] Copy, Disabling automated security at access terminal, over *Puffs blunt*

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  • EVERYBODY GET DOWN I THINK THERE'S A SNI-

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  • *CHH* This is Blue Team: We're being held back by some Urk Purks, they're to strong. *Loud Screaming* Oh my, they got Jenkins! They're everywhere. *Loud Scream, then a Sgt. Johnson laugh.* *CHH* this is Blue Team: They have Sgt. Johnson's and Urks defending the third elevator. I'll send as many as I can with me. Hitman, out. *Loud explosion with loud yelling*

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  • Five man ODST squad plus two spartans on my six *radio crackles* where are those damn roflcopters

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  • "This is sniper squad Alpha, we have set up a perimeter around Bungie Studios but we do not have a visual on tar-" *noise of something falling in the background* " Oh god! They're everywhere! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!" *sound of ODSTs overrunning Alpha squad, then the radio dies* [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:25 PM PST]

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  • thanks for the assist, classic. moving on to level 7. must be bungies lair...

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  • Troll, we have good news: A class-3 Roflcopter has been cleared for your use. The main armada will be waiting for 40-50, but we have small support. *Breaches in through window, sending glass shattering everywhere* Men... [b] CHARGE!!! [/b] [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:19 PM PST]

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak gold team is pinned! repeat, gold is pinned by machine gun fire!!! we need assistance!!! Help!!![/quote] *snipe machine guns* Move on.

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  • Update: I have landed on the building. I bruned my parachute to hide the evidence, and the helicopter is busy engaging the turrets. I am in their snack cabinet, eating all of the snacks to starve them into submission. If they do not surrender, we will hold seige to their studio. Block the exits, my comrades. By the way, these cheesy poofs are delicious.

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  • Alright morale is at an alltime low we need some epic [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMnPTsqxqZo]Music[/url] *everybody starts pwning bungie* there we go

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] old bad dog Special Purpose Kill Sniper OBD Ready. I've got my sights on him... ...waiting for your call...[/quote] FIRE! FIRE! FIRE AT WILL! Where is your location OBD? We are going to need you to do a couple lone-wolf missions on the double.[/quote] Located 1.5 miles due west. Spartans confirmed. Have sights on one now. Firing. 1... 2... 3... *headshot* Spartan down.

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  • *Classic Troll busts down door to floor 5* *I stab guard in stomach, and slice his throat with dual swords* *puts finger on lips* Shhh... *points to mod at window* *stabs mod* Well then, ready? [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:17 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak on floor 6, i'm pinned, somebody help!!![/quote] SHT!!!!!!!!!!!! We got a man posted on the 6th floor, we need to get a medivac to him NOW! BUMP THAT, GOLD TEAM IS PINNED! Spec Ops team get to them NOW! *breaches 4th floor, reaches 5th* RED TEAM BREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Edited on 11.15.2010 7:17 PM PST]

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  • gold team is pinned! repeat, gold is pinned by machine gun fire!!! we need assistance!!! Help!!!

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