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11/16/2010 2:50:04 AM
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Flood, we're going to break into Bungie Studios.

[quote][b]MISSION STATUS[/b] We are on floor: Building mainly cleared, NO BUNGIE! - NO BASE! [b]IT WAS ALL A DECOY!!! BUNGIE IS NOT IN THE BUILDING! WERE ARE THEY? FIND DOCUMENTS GUYS! THERE HAS TO BE SOME CLUES![/b] Space base destroyed GENERAL TROLL DEAD!![/quote] [b]De-Briefing:[/b] BS is a 50-story tall skyscraper, with guards posted in almost every position. Our goal, agent? Poop on Archonos' desk. Which is on ironically on the 50th floor. Heres what we know so far. On the 1-15 floor they have rent-a-henchmens. Easy to take out, but some do have skills. From the 16-25 floor, Marines are posted. Automatic rifles and stun grenades are in their arsenal. 25-40th floor, ODSTS. What did you expect. Its Bungie. 40-45th? Grunts. A cool-down I guess. 45-50th, well its rumored they have Spartans. Gear up. Snacks and drugs are provided throughout the mission. Were going to need every type of soldier we can get. People will die in this invasion, but it will be all for a good cause. NUT UP OR SHUT UP. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 Men, what we do now will determine the fate of not just B.net, but the future generations of Floodians that will one day carry our great forum into godhood. Fight to your last breath. For the future. For the Flood![/quote] [b]EPIC WINS[/b] Floors 1-3 We destroyed Bungie's TOASTER!! [b]Squads[/b] Alpha Squad [dead] Blue Team Read Team [dead] Gold Team Orange Team Charlie Squad Waco Team [b]Deceased:[/b] theshadowstriker - 3rd Floor - "Tell em to make it count.." Alpha Squad - ?? Floor - "Its..its the..FLOOD!" *radio static* Red Team - ?? Floor - "An epic team, the best team. - Troll" General Troll - Space Base - "Godspeed Floodians. Godspee-" ------------- [quote] ROGER!! *drops rope down to 7th floor* *ziplines down* *sees Foman* Too many bans, Foman. I think he's leading the attack down here, brethren. Go on, I'll catch up. *door closes behind me* *turns around at Foman* *grins* Long time no see...[/quote] [quote]Sir, Stosh's Mom has been wiping out infantry like crazy. We need command to send in reinforcements or else we will lose. We need heavy weapons and snipers. [/quote] [Edited on 11.15.2010 8:24 PM PST]
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  • Too late, The halo has shot, the few suvivors shall arrive the HQ in roflcopters. Charlie out

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvengerTam1010 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goalie Master 8 My group is deleted. Hokage's group is now official HQ.[/quote]so uh...are we done here, should we migrate?[/quote] No. Keep this thread alive. That is just for writing the memorial when this dies. Anyways, enough with the group. Back to Achronos' desk!

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  • cccch this is general man0war is anyone alive repeat is anyone alive if you are meet up at floor 79 west block repeat regroup floor 79 west block over and out cccch

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  • ( kay guys gotta go to bed but pretend my character(s) are still there i dont plan on dieing)

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  • Naw i will post more in this thread tomorrow i gotta go soon but i will modify the group and link this thread when i can.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hokage123679 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aaaa1188 "This is roflcopter squad 1, the pentagon is overrun with Bungie... Me and Private James are the only ones-" * explosion* "James! JAMES! Scratch last statement, I am the only unit left, any airborne backup is needed, aaaa1188 out."[/quote] Get outta there. regroup at HQ.[/quote]Big-Ass Zeppelin is in-bound! Prepare to reach to landing site for evac! More units needed to man the turrets!!!

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  • Alright, i've got Stone and- BOOOM! HOLY -blam!-! THEY SENT HUNTERS! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! NEED SUPPORT! I'm at Bungie HQ, in front of the wrecked front entrance. Someone, anyone, pelase respond!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aaaa1188 "This is roflcopter squad 1, the pentagon is overrun with Bungie... Me and Private James are the only ones-" * explosion* "James! JAMES! Scratch last statement, I am the only unit left, any airborne backup is needed, aaaa1188 out."[/quote] I'm here for you, friend. I'm sending a pack of jumping spiders to help clear the skies.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] calistrat1991 Were going to need..... JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!!![/quote] I second this motion. The goofiness of this individual is likely to raise the mens morale and increase sporadic events and if necessary, He can be used as a bullet shield.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone *Crawling out of wreckage* He-hello? Can anybody hear me over the comms? I've shaken up a goddamned hornet's nest over here! I'm gonna have to flee into the woods, but I'm not gonna get very far with my injuries ...[/quote] *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!* Stone, is that you? I'm coming to your position right now with a Warthog. Can you survive till then?[/quote]Jesus, I've got 4 slugs left, but I'm coming up near an old scrapyard. I think that- *Muffled noise, radio cuts*

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  • Is this thread seriously getting 10 posts per minute?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goalie Master 8 My group is deleted. Hokage's group is now official HQ.[/quote]so uh...are we done here, should we migrate?

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  • "yes sir"

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  • Gamma Leader requesting immediate *steel boot crushes com device* *looks up and clutches wound* *stares Achronos in the eyes* Achronos - I'll make sure you take your last breath *grabs my collar* in this room Pawn Leo - At the end of this day, one shall stand, and one shall fall. A - *throws Leo down* You fight for the Flood and that is why YOU MUST DIE! PL - Not without a fight. *grabs shotgun* A - *slowly unsheaths Banhammer* Are you sure? PL - *pumps shotgun* I won't miss a beat A - AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! *swings hammer* PL - *rolls out of the way narrowly missing the hammer strike* A - I won't regret this PL - *fires at Achronos' gut* I won't regret that either A - That's gonna be the last shot you fire! *lifts hammer over head and swings downward* PL - *blocks the hammer just in time with the shotgun, the head of the hammer crimping it at an angle and rendering the weapon useless* PL - *throws away shotty and frantically stumbles to a window to catch his breath, then turns to Achronos* A - Now look at you, wounded, unarmed, and helpless. Whatever will you do? PL - Fight till the end. *clutches wound again and pulls out a pistol, then points it towards Achronos* A - You have your wish, because it ends here. *walks slowly towards Leo* PL - *fires pistol rapidly* A - *stumbles forward and regains balance* PL - *goes to pistol whip Achronos* A - *with a deft blow of the banhammer, Achronos jettisons Leo out of the window from 50 stories up* PL (while falling) - It's not over... *splat*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman I send an ONI pick up and no one ever listens. >:([/quote]WE SEE NO ONI PICK UP!!![/quote]YOU ROWED OFF COURSE BY 20 MILES ROW BACK TO ORIGINAL SPOT![/quote] This is captain vinjhup, we've got a Pelican here to pick you up, just tell us where you need to go....[/quote]ROW BACK MEN, ROW BACK. We'll light a signal flare. That will mark our position.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman I send an ONI pick up and no one ever listens. >:([/quote]WE SEE NO ONI PICK UP!!![/quote]YOU ROWED OFF COURSE BY 20 MILES ROW BACK TO ORIGINAL SPOT![/quote] This is captain vinjhup, we've got a Pelican here to pick you up, just tell us where you need to go....[/quote]Please drop them off in our bay at A3.342434 F9.453343[/quote] *while on Warthog* Okay, I've got your position. *radios men* Seargent Ives, I'm patching you the cords, kindly pick 'em up. Alright, they're coming.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aaaa1188 "This is roflcopter squad 1, the pentagon is overrun with Bungie... Me and Private James are the only ones-" * explosion* "James! JAMES! Scratch last statement, I am the only unit left, any airborne backup is needed, aaaa1188 out."[/quote] Get outta there. regroup at HQ.

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  • We needed Ramirez... :(

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone *Crawling out of wreckage* He-hello? Can anybody hear me over the comms? I've shaken up a goddamned hornet's nest over here! I'm gonna have to flee into the woods, but I'm not gonna get very far with my injuries ...[/quote] We're sending an evac pelican, hold tight!

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  • OOOOOHHH MMMMMMYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWD!!!!!!!!! No one is playing music. :1

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  • Accepting invites. Though it should be open to public.

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  • "This is roflcopter squad 1, the pentagon is overrun with Bungie... Me and Private James are the only ones-" * explosion* "James! JAMES! Scratch last statement, I am the only unit left, any airborne backup is needed, aaaa1188 out."

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  • My group is deleted. Hokage's group is now official HQ.

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  • *Chhh* Hello flood, this is urk, Nice to hear from you men. We have you man who killed our leader. Hes in interrogation right now, by the time were done, he'll be nothing but dust and echos. We'll be in touch. <3 bungie. *Chhhhh*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone *Crawling out of wreckage* He-hello? Can anybody hear me over the comms? I've shaken up a goddamned hornet's nest over here! I'm gonna have to flee into the woods, but I'm not gonna get very far with my injuries ...[/quote] *PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!* Stone, is that you? I'm coming to your position right now with a Warthog. Can you survive till then?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Raaid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacosaladman I send an ONI pick up and no one ever listens. >:([/quote]WE SEE NO ONI PICK UP!!![/quote]YOU ROWED OFF COURSE BY 20 MILES ROW BACK TO ORIGINAL SPOT![/quote] This is captain vinjhup, we've got a Pelican here to pick you up, just tell us where you need to go....[/quote]Please drop them off in our bay at A3.342434 F9.453343

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