Here is a list of things I know practically nothing about. Please revel in my public act of self-shaming, and laugh with giddy disbelief at the incompetence of your fellow human. This list is incomplete - I shall always be dumber than i can comprehend. Feel free to create your own Charter of Ignorance in the spaces provided. Cars (driving, maintenance and models/designs) Football (American and otherwise) Woodworking Acupuncture Radiotherapy Municipal water treatment systems Stained glass The lifecycle of the emu Unironic creationism How they get ink to come out of the pen without it all coming out at once Transistors Dogs (idk breeds like there’s that short fat one with the stubby nose and the massive hairy one the coastguards sometimes use…) Fortnite Stranger Things Why Halle Berry stopped being in everything Why Halle Berry’s Storm was the best depiction of an X-Men character Why some places like France have both a Prime Minister and a President Why they like to trick us into thinking all brands compete with one another when a lot of them have the same parent company so why would they care where the money goes… Why the power-hungry behemoth AI companies started getting big at around the same time people stopped caring about green energy and moving away from coal/oil… Why they never made more live action Flinstones movies Different kinds of trees and the things that live in/around them Why it always says to pierce the film when it’s always much easier post-microwave if you peel the film halfway. Exactly which part of the plant is the vegetable I’m currently eating and how it relates to the lifecycle of that plant. Eggnog Cake tins Bees Wuthering Heights (I can do a mean Kate Bush though) Why Christmas lights are a thing Feeder (the band) Linux Jungian psychological theory Quantum entanglement Hypertension Games that run on the original Unreal engine that aren’t either Unreal or Unreal Tournament (cus I played those two) Furniture design Anti-ghosting techniques in e-ink technology Optics and how/why simply curving glass can get people to see better Why gravel is everywhere when it’s objectively the most low effort and horrible ground covering imaginable