Crow: "Captures" Eramis
Eramis: Your people are racist
Crow: Fikruls worse
Eramis: Ok I'll come quietly
Fikrul: All your base are belong to us!
Failsafe: We goin down, I'm yelling timer!
Eido: You can make potions now!
Mithrax: -makes a mega long speach that rivals an Ent speaking entish-
Eramis: Save my people!
Us: OK
Fikrul has captured Eramis' people
Fikrul: Look daddy! I did a thing!
Crow: Bad Fikrul! Bad!
Fikrul: You're not my real dad!
Us: - yeets a random bomb into space -
Eido: Make more potions!
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4 RepliesDon't forget almost all of the story is missing because the fieldwork quests are missing all of their dialogue.
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1 ReplyYup, HOT dumpster fire. Bungie at their finest. I did not listen to or watch a single cut scene because of them pushing all the LGBTQ crap last season. Who gives a crap, the story has been so bad for so long it is worth skipping to save time.
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Edited by intimo74: 10/12/2024 7:44:33 PMThis is DEI at its peak, and finally, its end.
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2 RepliesSlayer Baron is the dumbest -blam!- ever. That cutscene where you see simple vandals fighting the worm gods that invaded their planet with potions in their hand was so cringe. POTIONS MAKE YOUR POWERFUL! Nah, dog. They make me feel like other seasonal artifacts but with extra steps.
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Crow did a racism? Do we have to cancel him now?
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When you put it like that... 😂
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😂 this is probably Destiny’s worst season ever.
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Well. Yeah, this Fiktul content is awful. Not to mention it's equivalent to having half a granola bar for breakfast. (That means there is nothing substantial to the "story", for the slow kids at the back.) However, the QoL has at least been improved somewhat. It's nice to get three pinnacles from the Pathfinder instead of soft capped garbage. And yes, regardless of what some people are saying I did get three actual pinnacles from Pathfinder. I don't know if people are lying or if it's a platform specific problem. Regardless, Bungie is still slacking. I'm really not sure what they get paid for.
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Yup, it's lame.
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🤣🤣🤣 brilliant
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1 ReplyWho's eramis again?
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6 RepliesI was immediately put off by Crow saying "I don't want my first op to be a bloodbath". Seriously, he's a guardian? They should sissify the sound of all the guns. Then the "trans"formation would be complete.
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6 RepliesYou forgot eramis yelling at you from her cell
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This should be stickied on the front page of the forums.
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7 RepliesDying 😂
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Thanks for a good laugh.
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Yup, it's lame.
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My introduction is better! It is hot garbage. All kinds of error codes Season sucks posion system sucks No crafting Not worth playing
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basicly short version mithrax dieing his daughter making cure we deal with daddy issue with fikrel and crow and eramiss is tossed into the story for plot and scorm is majority mob to kill.
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Edited by Mark, Scholar of Stars: 10/11/2024 4:58:53 PMI haven't continued after the introduction of Eido's workshop. But I always appreciate a good sense of humor. Edit: [quote]Crow: Bad Fikrul! Bad![/quote] Sounds like Crow is talking to his dog...
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Brilliant.
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A little too succinct, if you want to climb the ranks of the lore community more details are required