Wow, Bungie, what a masterclass in game design you've given us! Who knew that catering to dopamine-addicted casual players could spiral out of control so spectacularly? I mean, it's not like your "power fantasy" concept was a one-way ticket to gaming mediocrity. Kudos for inventing a game where minimal effort equals maximum reward—because who needs a challenge when you can have instant gratification, right? And let’s not forget the hardcore players you supposedly wanted to keep engaged. Nothing says “we value your dedication” like turning their experience into a never-ending treadmill of content they didn’t ask for. Oh, and those studies showing that protecting low-tier players leads to abandonment? Like the one published by the International Journal of Human-Computer Studies, which highlighted how games that overly cater to casual players can actually drive away more committed players. Clearly, you missed the memo. PvE is now a shining beacon of what happens when you prioritize easy content over depth—like a never-ending parade of forgettable, effortless encounters. Not even starting with PvP. So, congratulations, Bungie. Your downfall wasn’t just inevitable; it was practically scripted. Here’s to more easy content and even more content to keep up with it! Cheers!