My name was previously “a wee hairy coo”. It’s a pretty common phrase describing a little Scottish Highland cow. If you have never heard of the phrase before, and then you have the pleasure of visiting Scotland, you’ll quickly learn what the phrase means. It’s everywhere in Scotland. When searching the phrase online, that’s the only connotation that shows up. It’s certainly the only meaning I know of. I picked it because it’s light-hearted and fun. But now I’m being punished for it because someone else assigned some arbitrary meaning to it. This feels really bad. And I don’t have any name changes left, so it’ll continue to feel really bad for possibly a long time.