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Edited by SometimesIDrinkCoffee:
5/27/2024 8:17:13 PM
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Does anybody remember skittalump heferdink? (Name might be misspelled. He used to post here.)
He was a fairly prolific user on the forums back in the Halo days. He would always post these insane stories about the various women he tried to date. Each one ended in disaster. The last post I recall seeing from him mentioned that his date ended up in the hospital after eating undercooked shellfish. And she fell on a chopstick.
I'm just wondering how he's doing. He was one of my favorite posters.
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I heard he waited once for 4+ hours to see if someone would show up on a date. The employees at the coffee shop got him a free croissant cause they felt bad for him. Dude was no Obbiquiet but he sure was a character
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1 ReplyOh dam yea that tickles the memory. Didn't he use to go by Ticklerfump Cuddlewinkle?
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2 RepliesI remember, but I think that was his new name. He got a name change after an incident in HFES and had to go into hiding or undercover or something. It was a really big deal at the time. I think it was even picked up by Kotaku.
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3 RepliesYeah that guy sounds familiar, didn't he take a train two states away just to get stood up? Classic
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1 ReplyI thought that was a British singer.............no, that's Englebert Humperdink. Pretty close though.
