It ‘twas the night before Halloween, and all through a house, there was a mouse? But no, this mouse didn’t want a cookie, because it wasn’t a mouse?! It was a zombie?!?! But there was also a creature that was stirring. But it wasn’t a creature. It was Ted, [i]the[/i] Ted, the Ted the Man Hero! And he was there because it wasn’t just a zombie. It was a Ded the Evil Unman Hero, but he was a zombie now too!!! And then Once upon time A, it was time for Time B, and that is where our story takes place. In the grim dark future of the year 40,000K millennial falcon. It was far, far, and away, in a galaxy, in the future, on a little known planet call Earth. And there was a zombie there! But, was it? Ted the Man Hero said, “you cannot pass.” Enter Ded the Evil Unman Hero stage left. “But Ted,” Ded said, “I already am.” And Ted said, “but you can’t!” And Ded said, “but if?” And Ted said, “but…then…?” And Ded said, “because I am!” And Ded also said, “and I am also a zombie now too!” And then they fought The year, was then. But it was now, in a place where. And Ted said, “I will kill you until you are dead, Ded!” And also, “and then you will die!” And Ded said, “but Ted,” he said, “you cannot kill me.” And Ted said, “why?” And Ded said, “because I am Ded, your arch enema, and I [i]am[/i] dead! And now, I am a zombie!” “Oh no,” said Ted E