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-no removing episodes
-no changing major parts of the canon. Such as the fact that anakin was the chosen one.
Just things that are small.
For me, not space Vespa gang 😂
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#Offtopic
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The fact that Rey changed her name to Skywalker. It would have been cooler if Rey kept her name as Palpatine (Hopefully I spelled names right).
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2 RepliesAnakin is not the chosen one according to the new canon. I would remove midoclorians though.
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1 Replythe fat asian girl
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4 RepliesDisney for purchasing Lucas film and Star Wars
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1 ReplyThey need to remove whatever it takes to make [url=https://youtu.be/agL0QYmIeds]Cajun Yoda[/url] a thing.
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1 ReplySkywalker family line.
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2 RepliesEdited by Cobravert: 5/10/2023 12:17:09 PMI'd eliminate the aim of directing the story lines toward children. -The dialogue would greatly improve, and the cringier parts of the Star Wars universe would cease to exist. -The Ewoks wouldn't be vengeful rolly poly teddy bears, by making them less "cute". Their original design maybe, but a little less creepy. It would make the whole Battle of Endor much more epic and palatable. -Jar Jar could still play his part in the fall of the Republic, just make him less of a childish imbecile, and talk less. He could be the redeemed awkward loner in Ep. I instead of the complete dopey doofus he was. -Make Kylo Ren actually fearsome and ominous instead of an angsty, edgy emo kid. -Remove at least 40% of young Ani's dialogue and his friends on Tatooine. Or teach the children to actually act to portray their roles. Not just repeat the lines the director just fed to them, like they're reciting their parts in a 3rd grade play. I mean they did it way better with the younglings. The young boy who addresses Anakin prior to his demise actually did well, and showed real surprise when the lightsaber ignited. -Remove a little of the cartoony comedic aspects of the rework of when Luke and Obi Wan first arrive at Mos Eisley. Like when the big droid pummels the little droid. Either that or when the Jawa is not in control of the Ronto. One of the two should go. -The battle droids in Ep. III wouldn't be so derpy. In Ep. I they were all business. They should have stayed that way. They wouldn't engage in useless dialogue. They'd coldly draw weapons and attack. I could go on, but you get my point. There is more than enough children's based Star Wars as it is.
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1 ReplyJar jar.
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1 Reply[quote]For me, not space Vespa gang[/quote] Seriously? They were forgettable enough I had to look them up to see what you were talking about.
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Edited by Cultmeister: 5/9/2023 1:01:02 PMLet’s remove Gungan speech.
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3 RepliesThe Deathstar, that way you remove the star wars cannon from the star wars canon, quite canonically...
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15 RepliesI would replace Vader with jar jar
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7 RepliesCan I remove Starkiller’s edgy Shadow the Hedgehog knockoff phase? He was cool in TFU1, obnoxiously edgy in TFU2.