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Edited by crcookie05:
3/2/2023 10:47:39 PM
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Why is Crow so bad at flirting
I want to barf
The only thing that crashed and burned worse than Amanda's spaceship was his attempts to impress a woman
I have very motherly feelings for that child and i have never been so embarrassed for him
If he would just be himself he'd have her already
And if bungie will actually put a straight relationship into the game. I'd be surprised.
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2 RepliesEdited by TeKnoVKNG23: 3/6/2023 11:06:21 PMI thought it was pretty clear she wasn't into him due to her not being able to see him for the new him and still associating him with Cayde's death. It's similar to how a lot of people are unwilling to see Savathun as an ally, but in all honesty her track record before gaining the light involves millions of years of murdering countless species and solar systems, lol. Personally I've always missed Uldren, he was a lot more fun when he was smug and arrogant and we'd one up him. It's been awhile, but one of my all time favorite moments is in Destiny when he's acting all smug and we drop a Gate Lord head right at his feet like "That was easy, next?" and you do briefly see him thinking "Oh maybe this person isn't someone I should F with" lol. Was so satisfying.
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3 RepliesI don't care what happens in the next year, watching Crow get a Chaperone round from Amanda was perfection, and the best moment of the year.
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3 RepliesEdited by Rainbine 9545: 3/7/2023 11:47:42 AMTo be honest, this is my own take on it For a long time I always saw it as a friend style relationship Cause I mean I would feel uncomfortable loving the face of the guy who murdered my friend So while yes crow and uldren aren’t the same thing, you can’t change your face, you can see that the person is indeed different But can you look past the fact that his face is always going to be uldrens? Cause yes, he had done good, but this is Amanda and if you seen destiny 1, Amanda and cayde were close enough to basically plan a mission behind Zavala’s back meaning they both had to be willing to trust each other Cayde was a big thing to Amanda, be it friend or maybe more bungie never stated it, but if she kept his cloak, which she still does, she still thinks about cayde a lot, same here to be fair and I have moved on a bit, I don’t blame crow for what uldren has done While yes it’s unfair to crow, that he can’t have a normal life with the past, we still have to move forward, even if it hurts, so being friends, would probably be the most realistic and nicest option And before you say that it doesn’t have to be like that, I’m honestly looking at it with the most logic in mind, “would Amanda, be okay with seeing uldrens face” it reminds me of the lucifer show, except, he can’t hide her monster
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“I’m just so beefy.”
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How can anyone tell you if you aren’t listening?
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1 Replyit's not his sister?
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Technically speaking he's only like 2 years old, give him a break!
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This used to be about fantasy space fleets and wars. Now it's Days of our Destiny. Rip. 💀
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I always skip all the dialogue because destiny writing is a hot mess. Its cool though that crow has a crush, at least we all know he’s straight. Not like I actually care though lol, I just want the seasonal weapons
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1 ReplyBrain damage from when I shot him in the head with Ace. Dragon fly is a wonderful thing.
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Na bro he is w rizz
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I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s hilarious. I died at “I’m just so beefy”. Seasonal story hits a lot better than Lightfall. Also Crow is like 2-3 years old (brain-wise), 1/2 of that was spent avoiding people all together, and he now has the memories of Uldren that mostly revolve around being gaslit by his “sister” (who he was hopelessly in love with)
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cedardeep sea pearl diving... - old
weren't you the one who wrote a fan fic where he hooked up with petra and had a few kids? regardless, maybe his "flirting" is weak because he is still simping for his sister, mara? i always get a chuckle when i remember cayde-6's last words to uldren: "how's ur sister?" 🤭 -
9 RepliesAmanda is hardly appealing. He needs to try putting it to Ana lol
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1 ReplyBecause the only previous female interaction he’s had was from his sister… [spoiler]yeehaw[/spoiler]
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Can’t blame a socially awkward person to fail at interacting. A good chunk of his life was being shunned and forced to wear a helmet to avoid being shot for being Uldren previously.
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Edited by Dredgen Araphel: 3/3/2023 3:38:51 PMBecause he has no sense of identity outside of what was given to him. He used to live in a matriarchal society where men were subservient to the women despite being royalty. The only woman he ever had experience with was his sister and it conflicts with who he is now. Make no mistake Mara Sov was horrible to him but he now has a chance to be his own man. Bad flirting and sometimes corny fail is apart of being a man, the reward is when we learn and can apply it and crow is learning pretty quick. Took me to 29 to learn how to talk to ladies but thats because I had no father and where is Crow's/Uldren father in a matriarchal society? Nonexistent, men need their fathers or a father figure and Saladin,Spider, and Savathun was that to him so he gotta take what he learned and apply it and accept failures and success that comes with it.
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Because he’s only a few years old. Think giant child with paracasusal power. He’s got a babysitter in Glint but Crows basically a small child as far as development goes.
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Starting to think she didn’t shoot him on accident lol
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5 RepliesIf he wasn't who Amanda sees him has, she might have thought it was funny, but she is like most of the players, can't accept that he is not Uldren Sov , or that Uldren Sov paid for what he did(was manipulated into doing) with his life Doesn't matter how smooth or bad he is, she still just sees the man that killed her freind/romantic interest , and probably knew he wasn't a space Hamster when she shot him in that cutscene
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Wait what lol
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Because he's literally only a few years old.. Don't you understand how new lights work?
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1 Replycause he’s gay as hell!
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He's a goth and remember judging people by the color of they're skin is wrong even if that color is the purest white foundation. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂
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Because the characters are written for kids. "Emo kid awkwardly talks to girl in hopes of getting her attention. After being shot in the heart a few times and dealing with rejection as an outcast, he eventually wins the girl over" -Crowe in a nutshell
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1 ReplyBecause he's poorly written. He makes Morrisey look like a gigachad. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to step out in front of a 10-ton dump truck because my girlfriend's in a coma. Trust me, it's serious
