=== === Prologue === === [quote][b]Ikora:[/b] "mars." [b]Guardian:[/b] *nods* [/quote] [i]SPACESHIP mmmarrrss....[/i] [quote][b]Ikora:[/b] "wut?" [b]Eris:[/b] hhsssssssss [b]Cabal Fleet:[/b] \[===]/ \[===]/ [b]Eris:[/b] HHSSSSSSsssss! [b]Cabal Fleet:[/b] \[===]/ we broght gun [b]Ikora:[/b] "but why?" [b]Savathun's Ship:[/b] *invis timer expires* ((=={O}==)) [/quote] [i]*** Somewhere on Mars ***[/i] [quote][b]Guardian:[/b] Zzz... [b]Ghost:[/b] !!! ... [b]Ikora:[/b] "wek up." [b]Ghost:[/b] ... [b]Ikora:[/b] "wher?" [b]Guardian:[/b] "Savathun's Throne World." [b]Ghost:[/b] :O[/quote] === === Act 1 === === [quote][b]Guardian:[/b]( ⚆-⚆) [b]Cabal:[/b] wort wort wort [b]Guardian:[/b]( ಠ⌒ಠ)︻╦─ [b]Cabal:[/b] ... wort? [b]Guardian:[/b]( ಠOಠ)︻╦─ ҉ - - - - - - - ... [b]Savathun's Ship:[/b] ((=={O}==)) [b]Guardian:[/b] *sees cabal gun* [b]Savathun's Ship:[/b] ((=={O}==)) no dont u do it [b]Guardian:[/b] ppppsshhheeeeewwwwww}}}}}}( ಠOಠ)[/quote] [i]SOFT LANDING!![/i] [quote][b]Hive:[/b] krreee? [b]Guardian:[/b] (╮°-°)╮ [b]Hive:[/b] [b]Guardian:[/b] (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ [b]Hive:[/b] KREEEEE!!!!! [b]Guardian:[/b] ( ಠOಠ)︻╦─ ҉ - - - - - - -[/quote] [i]*** One Extermination Later... ***[/i] [quote][b]Ghost:[/b] !!! [b]Savathun:[/b] mothmothmothmoth (PORTAL) [b]Guardian:[/b] *unintelligible noises* [b]Hive Guardian:[/b] *exists* [b]Guardian:[/b] ( ಠoಠ) [b]Hive Guardian:[/b] bbeeerrreeeeewwwwaaarrrZZTTtt!! DOUBLE SHIELD [b]Guardian:[/b] ( ಠOಠ) [b]Hive Guardian:[/b] sshhihiieeeeeelllldd sshhiieeellld [i]*Guardian Down*[/i][/quote] [i]*** One Humiliating Respawn Later... ***[/i] [quote][b]Ghost:[/b] !!! [b]Savathun:[/b] mothmothmothmoth (PORTAL) [b]Guardian:[/b] ( -.-) [b]Hive Guardian:[/b] *exists* [b]Guardian:[/b] ( ಠOಠ)︻╦─ ҉ - - - - - - - [b]Hive Guardian:[/b] *stops existing* [b]Hive Ghost:[/b] ... [b]Ghost:[/b] ... [b]Hive Ghost:[/b] ... [b]Ghost:[/b] wtf [b]Hive Guardian:[/b] *exists again* [b]Guardian:[/b] ( ಠOಠ)︻╦─ ҉ - - - - - - - [b]Hive Guardian:[/b] gg [b]Hive Ghost:[/b] ... *sighs* [b]Ghost:[/b] KILLET [b]Guardian:[/b] (∩ ಠOಠ)⊃☆ [b]Hive Ghost: [/b] REEEEEEEEEEEEEE [b]Guardian:[/b] CRUNCH (∩ ⚆_⚆)⊃･｡ﾟ ... [b]Hive:[/b] kkrreEEE!!!!!! [b]Ghost:[/b] *points at tribute* [b]Guardian:[/b] BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM *reloading* ... "dam reload speed" BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM [b]Hive:[/b] *cries in moth* [b]Guardian:[/b] *steps on plate* [b]Chest:[/b] LOOOOT blue blue blue blue Glimmer Glimmer Glimmer Glimmer triangle. [b]Guardian:[/b] (PORTAL)[/quote] === === End of Act 1 === === [b]Witch Queen Be Like... Pt.2[/b] [i](New)[/i] [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/262398846[/url]