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10/6/2022 4:21:32 PM
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100,000 tubs of butter randomly appear in your fridge
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[i] [/i]
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2 RepliesI honestly dont remember the last time I bought a tub of butter. It's not something I use at all
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the street before the weekly flower market nothing like seeing a bunch of hippies and tourists slip up
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1 ReplyThe road, it'll be funny
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Put some honey in those put them on toast. 😚👌
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toast
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Edited by Pie: 10/7/2022 6:34:02 PMThe range. That's [i]definitely[/i] enough butter for some legitimate destructive testing. Related but also not: Has anybody ever shot cream cheese with a .50? I bet that would be a spectacle.
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Here's what to do. You sell 2,000 tubs of that butter as non-euclidean butter for a ton of money. Then you hire other people to spread the butter for you... Then tell the new hires to lather the entire interstate system of Metro Atlanta, thus preventing any and all onlooker delays from ever occurring again.
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Actually I'll sell it for cheap and use all the fridge space for my gaming supercomputer.
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Flapjacks. Lots and lots of flapjacks [spoiler]licks finger [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesFred.
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Oh you know…
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1 ReplyAn elephant. Little bit of fresh rosemary, pinch of salt and you have yourself a meal that is…running away, it’s running away, CYNTHIA, IT’S RUNNING AWAY, oh god, this was a mistake, OH GOD, it just crashed into the neighbors barbecue , IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S SPREADING THE FIRE THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD, oh god no, not the tree line, NOT THE TREE LINE, honey, call the fire department, CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT QUICK, oh son of a-it’s coming back, IT’S HEADING RIGHT FOR US, Cynthia, I love you, I’m so sorry, I just wanted something that wasn’t chicken and I- [b][i]*CrAsHhHH*[/i][/b] …I want a divorce. Yeah, that’s fair…
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Ur mom.
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My fridge isn’t even that big
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Myself. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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6 crumpets.
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6 RepliesNothing I burn it
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2 RepliesCan I swap it for peanut butter instead?
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A skillet the size of a hockey rink for the world's largest omelet.
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Natural lube
