The range.
That's [i]definitely[/i] enough butter for some legitimate destructive testing.
Related but also not: Has anybody ever shot cream cheese with a .50? I bet that would be a spectacle.
Here's what to do. You sell 2,000 tubs of that butter as non-euclidean butter for a ton of money.
Then you hire other people to spread the butter for you...
Then tell the new hires to lather the entire interstate system of Metro Atlanta, thus preventing any and all onlooker delays from ever occurring again.
An elephant. Little bit of fresh rosemary, pinch of salt and you have yourself a meal that is…running away, it’s running away, CYNTHIA, IT’S RUNNING AWAY, oh god, this was a mistake, OH GOD, it just crashed into the neighbors barbecue , IT’S ON FIRE, IT’S SPREADING THE FIRE THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD, oh god no, not the tree line, NOT THE TREE LINE, honey, call the fire department, CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT QUICK, oh son of a-it’s coming back, IT’S HEADING RIGHT FOR US, Cynthia, I love you, I’m so sorry, I just wanted something that wasn’t chicken and I- [b][i]*CrAsHhHH*[/i][/b]
…I want a divorce.
Yeah, that’s fair…
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