[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SiKe X [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ASick Individual It wasn't at school exactly but it had something to do with someone from school. There was this girl who was my love from first grade. I always followed her around. Her face was that of an angel's. Watching her ate up most of my afternoons. lthough most of the time she was unaware of my intimate peeping. And before I knew it it was 4th grade the end of elementary. With her going off to some all girl's school and with both my parents mysteriously dead (>:D ) We would be seaperated. I had to talk to her, just once. We thankfuly always had the same bus stop. So instead of parting ways, I waited for her to round the block before pursuing. I new the route to her house, so I could stay distant. She eventual made to her doorm and to my releif her parents were not there. Before she wen't inside I shouted to her "Hey!" She turned wide eyed. "You!?!" She gawked. She then withdrew pepperspray saying to get away from her. I have a dark reputation at school. "I always loved you" I stuttered. That seemed to frighten her more, but soon the shock turned to anger. "You wish" she said "everyone knows your a f/ucking freak and a loser. Yu will die alone and you know it!" I stood shocked. She stood there for a moment looking snooty before turning around. As she touched to door nob she felt something in her back..... I brought my icepick with me. I did'nt meen to kill her but just to threaten her into the bed where we would have steamy 4th grade love. But as I repeatedly stabbed her screaming, severing her spinal cord in several places. And before I knew it she was on the front doorstep twitching convusivly. I got scared I did not know what to do with the body but then I remembered. All the times I spyed on her parties I remembered.... She had a rather large grill in her backyard... Se was on the fire, flesh melting down the sides of her body. Like ice cream does to a cone on a hot day. I took her burnt carcass and layede it across the grass floor. I realized I would never have stamy love with my sweat but then my pants bulged. I turned her over. Her face was still angelic even wqith no ski and her eyeballs oozing down her cheekss. I needed to know how to do it. The front of her was destroyed so I wen't for buttsecks. I got her in the right position and gripp[ed my meat, preparing to penetrate. Her cheeks were rough, black and burnt from the fire. I began thrusting. It hurt like hell, like thrusting it in between sand paper but at the same time it was.....orgasmic. I moaned and moaned. My meat was beggining to bleed and brusie from the roughness of her skin. Finaly I came, shot wads deep into her scorhed colon. I saw her parents coming in the car and quckly unholsered my junk and leaped the fence. Her death at school was taken as a tragedy. Someone with so much potential ended by someone with so little I do not at all regret it............... [/quote] What is wrong with you? *Pukes* [Edited on 11.05.2010 8:04 AM PDT]

....Nothing. S#!T all ever happens around my school. Ever.

Regardless of the thread direction i'm still chuckling to mysel about "HOTTESTDED". Ah, simple pleasures.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] minionofpurple There happened to be this girl I really liked She gets her skirt caught on a bolt on a piece of exposed pipe on the wall while walking with me wearing no underwear It rips off You get the rest. I get a boner She sees it I get embarrassed and run off I think she liked it cause she wasn't surprised at all she just put her skirt back on, later that night she said it was alright that its normal for guys to do that lol.[/quote] [quote] I get embarrassed and run off[/quote] That's where you went wrong. ;)

In the ninth grade one of my friends were playing with matches. They accidentally dropped a lit one and burnt the whole school down.

Lol when i was going to my friends house from the bus and it was crowded as on the bus, and some of us had to stand up, and the girl in front of me droped her ipod and went to pick it up, some one nudged me foward and hey presto, i gotta date :)

Me.

I ventured across two people..getting intimate...on the main staircase. I don't think they were ever found out by the staff...

nvm [Edited on 11.04.2010 8:50 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg its fede first time i had s** with a really hot chick in the middle school bathroom [/quote]You mean sex? Also, that is disgusting, in the bathroom?

Hot chick. Found out she was -blam!- today. Made me sad. Found her with hotter one. I happy again.

In my health class during freshman year, a voluptuous italian woman bent over to grab something off the floor. I accidentally dropped my pencil and got down to get it. When I looked up I saw her underwear. Thankfully, she didn't notice. It was a pretty funny moment.

Science class. We spent two weeks studying -blam!- reproduction if you catch my drift.

Oh god i'm wishing all this happened at my school!!! Major boner!!! :D

Well one day, my pals and I were skipping merrily to a chess tournament during a winter season when one of them of the opposite gender's scarf flew away in the wend, exposing their entire neck and chin. My, was that raunchy.

Uh...I go to a continuation school sooo everything.

i burnded my hand

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon So one time me and this guy were in a bathroom and i looked at his dick and was like "daaaaaaaaamn" and then he looked at mine and started smiling. We both walked down to the garden thing and we started to make out then we 69'd eachother and some girls came along and were like "daaaaaaaaaaaaamn" and then they let us have some fun with em but just when we were getting into it the bell rang so we had to stop. She had huge tits though not even joking guys.[/quote] UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????? WTF! I dont like -blam!-s........ Nothing happens at my school. The hottest thing was when i found out this girl was giving BJs on the swings at a park next to my school. Ugh..... she was the fattest, ugliest girl ive ever seen in my life...... UGH! And to make it worse, shes my neighbor. [Edited on 11.04.2010 6:31 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corrosioned [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DataBase90 This was without doubt the best moment of my life SO FAR (get the reference?) I had this weird guy in my class. He always did things, mistly stupid things, for no reason. Once, when we were just hanging around in a small group. Him, me, some others and this really beautiful girl. He suddenly decides to stand behind her and pushed her, REALLY hard, towards me. She is falling next to me, I reach out, try to "save her", grab her boobs instead... I underestimated how heavy she was and fell as well. on top of her. My hands still on her boobs and [b]my dick on her ass.[/b] Let's just say that I really didn't want to get back up... ;-)[/quote] i wonder how that happened, but im pretty sure youre lying, besides why would you want to get back up, i sure wouldnt want to, maybe i would but i would get soooo -blam!- turned ON and horny that i would probably -blam!- her right there. Just by writing this i feel turned ON and horny, i can picture that, oh god this makes me shiver of pleasure, im serious[/quote]You need to get out more. [Edited on 11.04.2010 5:40 PM PDT]

This one time (It was actually less than 2 months ago), this girl always used her fingers to kinda tickle my chin. Kinda like when you like a girl and do that. So I get mad and when she does it again I grab her boob. I could only Reach with my fingertips because she moved away, though.

a girl asked me to feel her up. nice.

You wanna know what's real hot? It was over 100 degrees outside and air conditioning broke. Then we had a fire drill and everyone was sweating.

first time i had s** with a really hot chick in the middle school bathroom

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nepats190 give this man a fourm mod. NOW BUNGIE NOW!!!!!!!!! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wraith Chaser One time I had a gf and I loved her very much and I asked her to marry me. She laughed at me and I got pissed off and stabbed her 50 f***ing times and ripped her heart out and skeletons told me to eat it, eat it, eat it. It went on and on and on. Then I f***ed her and I had never gotten so deep before because normally she moves in her sleep but because she was dead it was OK. Then she came back to life and stabbed me 50 f***ing times and I died. Then she ripped my heart out and skeletons told her to eat it, eat it, eat it. It went on and on and on. Then I came back to life and we went on a killing spree. We got married at a church and stabbed the priest 50 f***ing times, and ate his heart. Then we went on a killing spree. I knew she had my heart. . . At least for the most part. The End.[/quote][/quote] Stealing A7x lyrics. I'm disappointed...

Oh it all makes sense!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowVegan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SquarerFire READ BEFORE U THINK IM GROSS!!!!! k theres this ped0 in my town that drives around in a white van. One day after school this girl comes up behind me, throws her jumper over my head and shouts "IM THE MAN IN THE WHITE VAN"!!!! So i freak out and try to grab her head thinking that shes the man (she used a deep voice) but shes really tall and so my hands dig into her chest and she rips the jumper off me and snogs my face off. I've been with her since then. Thank you, man in the white van.[/quote] lol. Probably made up but still a good story.[/quote]No that really happened and im still going out with that very girl. And 2 months after, they caught the man in the white van. (His name was Dan ROFLMFAOAYFMUK)