Bungie, PVP is a joke! These weapons require no skill:
Auto riffles, fusion riffles, linear fusion riffles, pulse riffles, scout riffles, snifer riffles and trace riffles.
Until you remove them from the game, I refuse to play anymore. Goodbye.
EDIT: It’s come to my attention that I have misspelt RIFLE in my posts. I’ve always thought it was spelt RIFFLE (with two Fs) and rhymed with whiffle. Apparently it’s spelt with only one F and rhymes with trifle (which sounds weird to me but I’ll go with it from now on).
EDIT: It has also come to my attention that two of the weapons I use, Jade Rabbit and Snorri, are in fact a scout rifle and a fusion rifle, potentially undermining my argument. A possible solution to this could be to make Jade Rabbit a hand cannon and Snorri a shotgun.
EDIT: Well, this is terribly embarrassing. It has now come to my attention that I also misspelled SNIPER. I had previously spelt it SNIFER (with an F), but it is in fact SNIPER (with a P). Whilst this makes no sense to me (why does everyone say “I just snifed someone” or “I just got snifed” if the weapon used is a sniper rifle?) I suppose the English language is full of oddities and irregularities. You live and learn.
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12 RepliesPlease let this be bait or satire. You can't seriously want them to remove every weapon that has the word "rifle" in its name because what, you don't like them? You do know hand cannons and shotguns are the cheesiest weapons ever right?