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Edited by eeriearcade:
6/29/2022 7:16:11 AM
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These Weapons Are Toxic AF
Bungie, PVP is a joke! These weapons require no skill:
Auto riffles, fusion riffles, linear fusion riffles, pulse riffles, scout riffles, snifer riffles and trace riffles.
Until you remove them from the game, I refuse to play anymore. Goodbye.
EDIT: It’s come to my attention that I have misspelt RIFLE in my posts. I’ve always thought it was spelt RIFFLE (with two Fs) and rhymed with whiffle. Apparently it’s spelt with only one F and rhymes with trifle (which sounds weird to me but I’ll go with it from now on).
EDIT: It has also come to my attention that two of the weapons I use, Jade Rabbit and Snorri, are in fact a scout rifle and a fusion rifle, potentially undermining my argument. A possible solution to this could be to make Jade Rabbit a hand cannon and Snorri a shotgun.
EDIT: Well, this is terribly embarrassing. It has now come to my attention that I also misspelled SNIPER. I had previously spelt it SNIFER (with an F), but it is in fact SNIPER (with a P). Whilst this makes no sense to me (why does everyone say “I just snifed someone” or “I just got snifed” if the weapon used is a sniper rifle?) I suppose the English language is full of oddities and irregularities. You live and learn.
English
#destiny2
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These edits are gold
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1 ReplyNgl the edits made this post hilarious
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The original post: not very good. [u]The Edits[/u]: Absolute gold. [b]Dying from laughter[/b]
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Hahaha! Oh man, i am trying to keep it together while at work. This is THE best post I have ever read.
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The post and edits are hilarious enough, but the responses are genius. Unfortunately your genius is lost on some people.
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2 RepliesEdited by GamingLabRat: 6/28/2022 6:07:27 PMOk then, just don't play then LOL This is actually one of the dumbest posts I have ever seen on here
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5 RepliesYet once again a child complaining bout getting killed in pvp crying about weapons!!
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1 ReplyThis is satire correct? No way this is real. You almost had me.
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I only know one person who ever said “I just snifed someone” his initials are JB.
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The fact there are people who didn't understand this was a joke is insane
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1 ReplyEdited by Dredgen Araphel: 6/30/2022 9:19:55 AM[quote]Bungie, PVP is a joke! These weapons require no skill: Auto riffles, fusion riffles, linear fusion riffles, pulse riffles, scout riffles, snifer riffles and trace riffles. Until you remove them from the game, I refuse to play anymore. Goodbye. EDIT: It’s come to my attention that I have misspelt RIFLE in my posts. I’ve always thought it was spelt RIFFLE (with two Fs) and rhymed with whiffle. Apparently it’s spelt with only one F and rhymes with trifle (which sounds weird to me but I’ll go with it from now on). EDIT: It has also come to my attention that two of the weapons I use, Jade Rabbit and Snorri, are in fact a scout rifle and a fusion rifle, potentially undermining my argument. A possible solution to this could be to make Jade Rabbit a hand cannon and Snorri a shotgun. EDIT: Well, this is terribly embarrassing. It has now come to my attention that I also misspelled SNIPER. I had previously spelt it SNIFER (with an F), but it is in fact SNIPER (with a P). Whilst this makes no sense to me (why does everyone say “I just snifed someone” or “I just got snifed” if the weapon used is a sniper rifle?) I suppose the English language is full of oddities and irregularities. You live and learn.[/quote]Autos aren't even meta and can't compete with pulse and spamcannons. You lost all credibility once auto rifles up here. Use auto and see how many kills you get. Pulse rifles are very overtuned and Bungie did that on purpose and the fact handcannons aren't up there shows you don't know what you are talking about. You can't make this up ,this is why you just do not listen to a new lights at all. Take notes bungie this is dude you put on my team and expect me to win.
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1 ReplyDid you literally just list a -blam!- ton of weapons and threaten to quit till they are removed? You want Bungie to remove over 100 weapons just to stop you from getting upset. #Unreasonable
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I just dismissed this post on my first read, but your second edit earned an upvote for making me smile.
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1 ReplyHow many meter can you snife them from? 👃
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Edited by murkypondwater: 6/29/2022 4:59:00 PMAlso gernades are OP and mollies need tuning. Standby subclass is ridiculous, I don’t wanna be frozen all match long, nerf it. Boil subclass is too spammy, indivisible enemies everywhere😔 Edit: I misspelled Void, sorry English is my 62nd language😭
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1 Replyinstead of editing your post with "EDIT:"s explaining your misspellings you can actually just correct the misspelled words
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So like, half the weapons in the game?
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1 ReplyEdited by ΚΞΤΗΞΓ ΝΟΙΓ: 6/29/2022 1:59:23 PMThe only thing that is broken in pvp is handcannon. They have way too much range and aim assist and they provide way too much combat advantages.
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7 RepliesDidnt you read the TWAB, all weapons are going to be removed and we have to throw rocks and use stick's now to even the playing field 🙃
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Edited by SARS-COV-2 B.1.617.2: 6/29/2022 12:40:49 AMSo basically… “[i]If it kills me in PvP, it’s toxic and needs to be removed[/i]” LOL [quote]EDIT: It has also come to my attention that two of the weapons I use, Jade Rabbit and Snorri, are in fact a scout rifle and a fusion rifle, potentially undermining my argument. A possible solution to this could be to make Jade Rabbit a hand cannon and Snorri a shotgun.[/quote] This has to be satire…
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Ironically you left out hand cannons, shotguns, and bows 🤭
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2 Repliesrif·fle /ˈrif(ə)l/ noun 1. a quick or casual leaf or search through something: "just a riffle through the books" 2. a rocky or shallow part of a stream or river with rough water:
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12 RepliesPlease let this be bait or satire. You can't seriously want them to remove every weapon that has the word "rifle" in its name because what, you don't like them? You do know hand cannons and shotguns are the cheesiest weapons ever right?
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3 RepliesYeah I’m sure they’re gonna bend over backwards for some whiney, entitled bot who probably can’t shoot straight to save their life
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3 RepliesLol bye
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5 RepliesPulses had 1.5 million more kills this weekend than HC Snipers had 1 million more than shotguns Fusions had ~700000 more than shotguns Just putting that out there.
