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10/30/2010 7:49:11 PM
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-Should I wear compression shorts to a dance? UPDATED!-
My home coming is tonight and I was wondering if wearing compression shorts helps or makes those inevitable moments worse.
For those wondering, I'm a junior dancing with mainly juniors and seniors.
UPDATE!
Earlier today we have [i]probed[/i] about the idea that wearing compression shorts while grinding will prevent any red flags from being raised in the mind of your partner. At my dance tonight, no flags were raised because the flag poll was successfully kept in the place where flag poles are kept when they aren't... well.. erect. But that small success is the climax of good things I can say about compression shorts in this situation. Though the cow wasn't let out of the barn, it probably should have been because the barn is pretty cramped and the cow could hardly breath. And the compass had a very hard time pointing north, I had a hard time readjusting coordinates personally... [i]"yeah we're only 69 leagues out right not don't worry about it." "Christopher are you lying to us or are you wearing those compression shorts again?"[/i]. [u]So I hereby acclaim that the myth about wearing compression shorts has shriveled and simply comes up short.[/u]
[Edited on 10.30.2010 9:15 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynastyOfShinho My home coming is tonight and I was wondering if wearing compression shorts helps or makes those inevitable moments worse. For those wondering, I'm a junior dancing with mainly juniors and seniors. UPDATE! Earlier today we have [i]probed[/i] about the idea that wearing compression shorts while grinding will prevent any red flags from being raised in the mind of your partner. At my dance tonight, no flags were raised because the flag poll was successfully kept in the place where flag poles are kept when they aren't... well.. erect. But that small success is the climax of good things I can say about compression shorts in this situation. Though the cow wasn't let out of the barn, it probably should have been because the barn is pretty cramped and the cow could hardly breath. And the compass had a very hard time pointing north, I had a hard time readjusting coordinates personally... [i]"yeah we're only 69 leagues out right not don't worry about it." "Christopher are you lying to us or are you wearing those compression shorts again?"[/i]. [u]So I hereby acclaim that the myth about wearing compression shorts has shriveled and simply comes up short.[/u] [/quote] 8/10 I lol'd; would read again.
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Ok guys, the dance is over. I learned that compression shorts dont really help because its uncomfortable and hard to readjust in with people around.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord Kaelin Compression shorts sound quite frightening. I have this horrible image in my head of steam-powered underwear, pistons and all.[/quote]Lol. That's what it takes to hold it down. Steam-power and pistons.
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Compression shorts sound quite frightening. I have this horrible image in my head of steam-powered underwear, pistons and all.
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O LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Think of someone cutting your p3n0r off. Should help you.
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I wouldn't worry about it too much. I grinded on the pride (girls wise) of the Senior class (I'm a freshman), and I was fine. You won't get a boner, trust me. You will be too caught up in the awesome time you're having.
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Of course I'm just speaking from personal experience. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Oh I see what you are getting at. I was reffering (spelling?) to the girls at his dance. If they are like, 14, they won't want to feel it, but at 16 at least half of them will be mature enough to want to/not mind it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [/quote][/quote] I disagree, but okay then.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Telec Just tie it in a knot[/quote]I lol'd
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I use to have that problem since I don't "fap", but now I have a gf so it's all good =p.
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This thread is hilarious.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Oh I see what you are getting at. I was reffering (spelling?) to the girls at his dance. If they are like, 14, they won't want to feel it, but at 16 at least half of them will be mature enough to want to/not mind it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [/quote][/quote] I disagree, but okay then.
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Oh I see what you are getting at. I was reffering (spelling?) to the girls at his dance. If they are like, 14, they won't want to feel it, but at 16 at least half of them will be mature enough to want to/not mind it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [/quote]
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Any tips for someone who curves?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto I'm 16, although I don't see why it makes a huge difference. I've done the whacking off trick multiple times, including the time I lost my virginty, it really helps you last longer, and keep it under control. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Sorry grammar police, but I'm on my iPhone, which is not very grammar friendly [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Some girls like to feel it, but I think at your age are to immature. Yeah I would wear compression shorts, and pack north. I've worn one of my swimming speedos before, but I had to pack either east or west. Another tip I would recommend would be whack off a few hours before the dance. This helps in two ways, 1- it makes it harder to get hard, and 2- if you do get lucky, it'll help you last longer. [/quote] With grammar like that, you don't deserve to make that claim. Most teens are mature enough for sex by around 15. It's a fact nobody wants to hear, but it's true. Discretion is the key point. In this case, if some girl wants to feel some guy's dick inside of his pants from the outside, it's harmless really. [/quote][/quote] Ah, I wouldn't know as I don't have one. How old are you then?[/quote][/quote] That's hypocrisy! How old is the OP? Just because you are maybe at the most two or so years older, that declares him as "immature"? [Edited on 10.30.2010 4:15 PM PDT]
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I'm 16, although I don't see why it makes a huge difference. I've done the whacking off trick multiple times, including the time I lost my virginty, it really helps you last longer, and keep it under control. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Sorry grammar police, but I'm on my iPhone, which is not very grammar friendly [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Some girls like to feel it, but I think at your age are to immature. Yeah I would wear compression shorts, and pack north. I've worn one of my swimming speedos before, but I had to pack either east or west. Another tip I would recommend would be whack off a few hours before the dance. This helps in two ways, 1- it makes it harder to get hard, and 2- if you do get lucky, it'll help you last longer. [/quote] With grammar like that, you don't deserve to make that claim. Most teens are mature enough for sex by around 15. It's a fact nobody wants to hear, but it's true. Discretion is the key point. In this case, if some girl wants to feel some guy's dick inside of his pants from the outside, it's harmless really. [/quote][/quote] Ah, I wouldn't know as I don't have one. How old are you then?[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Sorry grammar police, but I'm on my iPhone, which is not very grammar friendly [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Some girls like to feel it, but I think at your age are to immature. Yeah I would wear compression shorts, and pack north. I've worn one of my swimming speedos before, but I had to pack either east or west. Another tip I would recommend would be whack off a few hours before the dance. This helps in two ways, 1- it makes it harder to get hard, and 2- if you do get lucky, it'll help you last longer. [/quote] With grammar like that, you don't deserve to make that claim. Most teens are mature enough for sex by around 15. It's a fact nobody wants to hear, but it's true. Discretion is the key point. In this case, if some girl wants to feel some guy's dick inside of his pants from the outside, it's harmless really. [/quote][/quote] Ah, I wouldn't know as I don't have one. How old are you then?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Robim216 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Some girls like to feel it, but I think at your age are to immature. Yeah I would wear compression shorts, and pack north. I've worn one of my swimming speedos before, but I had to pack either east or west. Another tip I would recommend would be whack off a few hours before the dance. This helps in two ways, 1- it makes it harder to get hard, and 2- if you do get lucky, it'll help you last longer. [/quote] With grammar like that, you don't deserve to make that claim. Most teens are mature enough for sex by around 15. It's a fact nobody wants to here, but it's true. Discretion is the key point. In this case, if some girl wants to feel some guy's dick inside of his pants from the outside, it's harmless really. [/quote] Terrible grammar? Says the man who wanted to say "hear", but put "here" instead. [/quote] Too late. Should have seen the edit before you posted. Fail.
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Sorry grammar police, but I'm on my iPhone, which is not very grammar friendly [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Some girls like to feel it, but I think at your age are to immature. Yeah I would wear compression shorts, and pack north. I've worn one of my swimming speedos before, but I had to pack either east or west. Another tip I would recommend would be whack off a few hours before the dance. This helps in two ways, 1- it makes it harder to get hard, and 2- if you do get lucky, it'll help you last longer. [/quote] With grammar like that, you don't deserve to make that claim. Most teens are mature enough for sex by around 15. It's a fact nobody wants to hear, but it's true. Discretion is the key point. In this case, if some girl wants to feel some guy's dick inside of his pants from the outside, it's harmless really. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Some girls like to feel it, but I think at your age are to immature. Yeah I would wear compression shorts, and pack north. I've worn one of my swimming speedos before, but I had to pack either east or west. Another tip I would recommend would be whack off a few hours before the dance. This helps in two ways, 1- it makes it harder to get hard, and 2- if you do get lucky, it'll help you last longer. [/quote] With grammar like that, you don't deserve to make that claim. Most teens are mature enough for sex by around 15. It's a fact nobody wants to here, but it's true. Discretion is the key point. In this case, if some girl wants to feel some guy's dick inside of his pants from the outside, it's harmless really. [/quote] Terrible grammar? Says the man who wanted to say "hear", but put "here" instead.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TW InKoGnIto Some girls like to feel it, but I think at your age are to immature. Yeah I would wear compression shorts, and pack north. I've worn one of my swimming speedos before, but I had to pack either east or west. Another tip I would recommend would be whack off a few hours before the dance. This helps in two ways, 1- it makes it harder to get hard, and 2- if you do get lucky, it'll help you last longer. [/quote] With grammar like that, you don't deserve to make that claim. Most teens are mature enough for sex by around 15. It's a fact nobody wants to hear, but it's true. Discretion is the key point. In this case, if some girl wants to feel some guy's dick inside of his pants from the outside, it's harmless really. [Edited on 10.30.2010 4:03 PM PDT]
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Run to the bathroom if needed. Clench your legs, and after 30 seconds, your Spartan Laser will stop charging. 100% guarantee.
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Some girls like to feel it, but I think at your age are to immature. Yeah I would wear compression shorts, and pack north. I've worn one of my swimming speedos before, but I had to pack either east or west. Another tip I would recommend would be whack off a few hours before the dance. This helps in two ways, 1- it makes it harder to get hard, and 2- if you do get lucky, it'll help you last longer. [Edited on 10.30.2010 4:01 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 This black guy say it and shouted 'holy -blam!-' and then everyone turned and just stared at me and my boyfriend[/quote] You were grinding with your boyfriend?[/quote] No to be honest the entire post was a joke I've never even been to a dance I'm too much of a dork
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If you feel your flag rising. Close your eyes and think of England.
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Okay, I got it now. Make yourself a -blam!- sock like the movie stars user and tie it to your leg. Stretch it out first so it doesn't bounce back.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArkAngel7777 Screw compression shorts; everyone knows [url=http://www.morphsuits.com/]morphsuits[/url] are the way to go.[/quote]Heh, I saw a bunch of people in those the other day, it was hilarious.
