Why are you like this? Why would you desecrate the sacred egg so? Your parents should be arrested for whatever horrors they've inflicted upon you to cause such depravity. May you live forever in eternal shame for the heresy you've committed. I will not apologize for making another egg post, for it was done in the name of shitposting. Offtopic could use more shitposts about eggs, but I'd never encourage such behavior as that may be considered Disruption. As the great Danny DeVito once said [b]EGG[/b] Go Forth And Consume